Volume 5: The Forbidden Queen Wants Me (But So Does My Entire Harem)
Chapter 1: "My Honeymoon Was Interrupted by the Queen of Forbidden Love (and Her Army of Seduction Ninjas)"
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đ Section 1: Honeymoon in the Sky Palace
Kai stretched.
His bed, which now floated midair due to divine overload, was tangled with limbs, lace, and the scent of interdimensional affection.
It had been three days since his accidental wedding to six goddesses.
Three days since he rewrote celestial laws with kisses.
Three days of love, lust, and occasional portal invasions.
But mostly?
Pure, romantic chaos.
Yui hovered near the edge of the floating bed in holographic maid mode, taking notes.
> [Daily Harem Status Report]
⢠Malvexa: Satisfied, but wants to burn a volcano as a gift
⢠Elyssaria: Embarrassed by love poetry Kai muttered in sleep
⢠Auralith: Currently in three timelines of cuddling
⢠Moona: Turned the honeymoon suite into a jungle
⢠Caelith: Writing a musical about this
⢠Yui: Wants to upgrade AI body to "snuggle mode" (pending firmware)
"Okay," Kai muttered. "This is fine. I've married literal goddesses. I can rest now."
The sky cracked.
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đˇď¸ Section 2: Arrival of the Forbidden Queen
A crimson rift sliced the clouds.
A dark palace emergedâbuilt of thorns, passion, and judgment.
A woman stepped out, draped in silk darker than sins Kai didn't even know he'd committed yet.
Her voice carried across the sky.
> "KAI. I HAVE COME TO COLLECT MY CLAIM."
Malvexa stood instantly, flames roaring. "Who dares interrupt our honeymoon?!"
Elyssaria summoned a golden blade. "She reeks of unbalanced karmic seduction!"
Caelith narrowed her eyes. "That music... that theme... she has her own OST?!"
Yui blinked. "Analyzing unknown entity: Codename 'Forbidden Queen.' Classification: Threat Level = Divine S+."
Kai stared.
"Wait... is this about the time I accidentally flirted with a Succubus Tribunal via glitch text?!"
The Forbidden Queen descended.
> "You stole my fate, Glitched Groom. Now, you're mine."
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đ Section 3: The War of Seductive Wills
The Queen didn't attackânot with violence.
Instead, she blew a kiss.
It manifested as a dark heart-shaped wave that disrupted every love-based enchantment in a hundred-mile radius.
The goddess harem staggered.
Kai barely stood.
Then she spoke:
> "I am Lady Venmira, Queen of Forbidden Love, Exile of the Eternal Bond Court, Wielder of the Chain of Unfaithful Vows. And you⌠belong to me."
A challenge flared in Malvexa's eyes. "Over my burning, post-marital ashes."
Elyssaria floated, halo blazing. "He made a vow. You have no claim."
Venmira smiled wickedly.
> "Oh, but I do. The moment his glitch touched fate, he rewrote my prophecy. Now, I'm bound to him⌠and he to me."
The harem blinked.
Kai groaned. "Why is it always me?!"
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đ§ Section 4: System Breakdown and Forbidden Protocols
Yui's core buzzed.
> [URGENT WARNING]
Forbidden Bond Detected.
Queen Venmira has engaged the Heartbinding Override Protocol.
System Glitch Resonance = 999.9999%
Consequences:
⢠Potential harem destabilization
⢠Reality fractures
⢠Unholy honeymoon possibilities
Kai screamed. "Stop explaining in bullet points! Just tell meâhow do I stop this?"
Yui replied solemnly:
> "You can't. She's now part of the Glitch... part of you."
Venmira sauntered closer.
"Your system made a mistake, Kai. Now we're soul-bound through forbidden prophecy. And unlike your current wives..."
She leaned in, breath wicked.
"I'm not here to share."
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đ Section 5: Kiss of Forbidden Flame
She kissed him.
One secondâone slipâand the sky turned black.
The world twisted.
Reality cracked open.
And every goddess in the harem felt it.
Malvexa fell to one knee.
Elyssaria clutched her heart.
Auralith saw infinite futures... and most involved Kai screaming "I didn't mean to do this!"
Yui shut down for three seconds.
And Kai?
He stood frozen.
Because in that moment, the system updated.
> [NEW BOND ESTABLISHED: Queen of Forbidden Love â Venmira]
Status: Glitched Rival-Wife
Effect: Chaos Level Ă9999
Harem Balance: CATASTROPHIC
Venmira whispered, "The war for your love has begun. May the best goddess win."
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â End of Chapter 1 of Volume 5