Kazuto Yamashiro, Lewd Hero of Destiny, had heard of many terrible monsters in isekai.
Dragons. Demons. Tentacle horrors.
But never… had he been more horrified… than now.
"PANTY THIEF GOBLINS?!" He shouted in the guild hall, nearly flipping the quest board.
The receptionist nodded gravely, her massive chest bouncing with the motion.
"They've been raiding inns and villages. Women are terrified. Retrieve the stolen garments and eliminate the goblins."
Kazuto slammed his fist onto the counter, eyes blazing.
"This is the most important quest of my life. I will NOT let innocent panties suffer!!"
Ayame dragged him away by the ear.
"You're drooling again, you degenerate."
Liora only chuckled, amused.
"I suppose… it's a noble cause, in its own way."
The Panty Raid Trail
That night, they tracked the goblins into the hills. Torn scraps of silk and lace dangled from tree branches.
Kazuto fell to his knees, clutching a pink lace thong to his chest like a relic.
"This… belonged to a maiden. I swear upon my honor, I'll return you to your rightful booty!!"
Ayame's eyebrow twitched violently.
"PUT THAT DOWN BEFORE I KILL YOU!!"
Liora smirked. "He's more motivated than usual. Perhaps goblins really are his nemesis."
Kazuto stood, pointing his stick dramatically.
"Onward, waifus! Tonight, we save panties!!"
First Encounter – Goblin Ambush
The party entered a clearing—and goblins leapt from the trees, cackling.
Each carried stolen panties on their heads like trophies. One even had Ayame's missing cloak tied like a cape.
Ayame's eyes went wide. "Those little—!!"
The goblins shrieked, waving their prizes. "Panties! Panties!!"
Kazuto's soul ignited.
"You filthy bastards! Return the booty!!"
He charged, swinging his stick.
"BOOTY SMACK!!"
BOOOOM!!
The shockwave launched panties flying in every direction.
Ayame lunged, snatching a familiar pair of black lace mid-air. She froze, face red.
"Th-these are mine!!"
Kazuto collapsed to his knees, blood spraying from his nose.
"B-BLACK LACE?! TSUNDERE CHOICE 100/10!!"
"SHUT UP!!" she screamed, kicking him into a tree.
Fanservice Accident #10 – Panty Exposure
In the chaos, a goblin yanked Ayame's skirt hem as it ran past.
RIIIIP!!
Her panties flashed in the moonlight—black lace, just as Kazuto declared.
He howled to the heavens.
"I WAS RIGHTTTT!!"
Ayame shrieked, slashing the goblin in half. Her face burned crimson.
"DIE, DIE, DIEEE!!"
Liora only laughed, clutching her stomach.
"Oh dear… how lewd. But charming."
Battle – Panty Synchronization
The goblins swarmed. Liora's staff blazed, blasting fireballs. Ayame's sword carved arcs of light.
Kazuto flailed between them, scooping panties from the ground and stuffing them into a sack.
"RESCUE MISSION SUCCESSFUL!!" he shouted, dodging blows.
His system pinged:
[Lewd Skill Unlocked: Panty Detection Lv.1.]
[Effect: User can sense the location of panties within a 50m radius.]
Kazuto froze mid-battle.
"…I can sense panties. I've become… Panty Radar Man."
Ayame screamed. "STOP ANNOUNCING IT OUT LOUD!!"
But it worked—the goblins couldn't hide. Kazuto pointed dramatically.
"There! Behind that boulder—panty signal strong!!"
Liora snorted. "Effective, in its own way."
They cornered the last goblin, who wore three pairs of panties as a crown.
Ayame lunged, cutting it down in a fury of embarrassment.
Aftermath – The Panty Return
The goblins defeated, Kazuto carried the sack of rescued lingerie back to town.
The women of the inn cheered. "Our panties!! Thank you, Lewd Hero!!"
Kazuto wept tears of joy.
"I've… I've finally done something meaningful with my life."
Ayame slapped him.
"YOU JUST ENJOYED IT!!"
Liora leaned close, whispering with a sly smile.
"Still… I can't say I dislike his… enthusiasm."
Kazuto's nose erupted again.
"BEST QUEST EVER!!"
Waifu Tease – Catgirl Thief
As they returned to the guild, a shadow watched them from the rooftops.
A catgirl thief, tail swishing, smirked as she twirled a stolen thong on her finger. Her curves strained against her leather outfit, ears twitching playfully.
"Heh. So that's the Lewd Hero, huh? Might be fun to toy with him…"
Her golden eyes gleamed.
The next waifu had entered the game.
Quest: Panty Thief Goblins complete.
Fanservice: Ayame's lace panties exposed, goblins humiliated.
New skill unlocked: Panty Detection Lv.1.
Waifu tease: Busty catgirl thief, who'll cross paths in Chapter 8.