The assassin's blade flashed silver as he crashed through the balcony. Shards of glass and moonlight rained down across the Princess's lavish chamber.
Kazuto's instincts screamed. "OH HELL NO, NOT DURING THE WAIFU EVENT!!"
He shoved the Princess to the side just as the blade slashed down, splitting the chaise lounge in half. Silk and feathers exploded across the room.
The Princess gasped, gown clinging to her curves as she rolled across the floor. "Another assassin… in my own chambers?!"
Kazuto gritted his teeth, summoning his trusty stick. "Oi, oi, oi… Can't a man enjoy thighs in peace for five seconds?!"
Battle in Silk
The assassin lunged again, his movements quick and silent. Kazuto swung his stick, sparks flying as wood met steel.
But the room itself became the battlefield—candles toppled, curtains caught fire, and the Princess's massive bed tilted dangerously.
The Princess grabbed a jeweled dagger from her nightstand, slashing with surprising skill. But the assassin deflected easily, forcing her back.
Kazuto dove in, blocking another strike."Don't worry, Princess! I'll protect your booty!!"
The Princess blinked. "…My what?!"
The assassin snarled. "Lewd fool!" and kicked Kazuto backward—straight into the Princess.
He landed face-first between her chest, muffled in her cleavage.
Kazuto flailed. "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!! THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED TO DIE!!"
The Princess's cheeks burned crimson. "Remove yourself at once!!"
The assassin hesitated mid-attack, utterly thrown off. "…What the hell am I watching?"
Waifus Crash the Scene
The doors exploded open.
"KAZUTO!!!" Ayame charged in, sword flashing.Nyala slinked in behind, licking her lips. "Mmm~ late night rendezvous, I see."Liora followed, glowing staff in hand. "Of course he got himself into this situation."
Ayame's eyes went bloodshot when she saw Kazuto tangled with the Princess on the bed."YOU—YOU ABSOLUTE DOG!!!"
Kazuto screamed. "WAIT IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!"
Nyala tilted her head. "Mmm~ it's exactly what it looks like."
The assassin groaned. "Why am I fighting in a harem anime?"
Chaos Combat
The assassin regained focus, vanishing in a blur of shadows. He reappeared behind the Princess, dagger aimed for her throat.
Kazuto roared, grabbing Ayame's waist with one hand and Nyala's chest with the other."WAIFU GRAB COMBOOO!!"
Pink energy surged.
[Lewd Sync Activated: Triple Waifu Overdrive!!]
Power exploded outward, hurling the assassin across the room.
The Princess clutched her chest, stunned. "That power… from groping your women?!"
Ayame's face turned nuclear red. "S-STOP USING ME AS YOUR FUEL SOURCE, YOU PERVERT!!"Nyala moaned. "Mmm~ do it again~."Liora deadpanned, blasting a light barrier to block another strike. "Unbelievable…"
The Finishing Blow
The assassin lunged one last time, daggers glowing with poisoned light.
Kazuto, chest heaving, felt his system buzz.[New Skill Triggered: Silk Bind Overdrive.]
The torn silk curtains from earlier wrapped around the assassin like living ropes, binding his limbs mid-air.
Kazuto leapt forward, stick glowing pink."LEWD STRIKE: BOOTY JUSTICE SMASH!!"
WHAM!!
The assassin crashed through the wall, landing unconscious in the palace gardens below. Guards swarmed in seconds, dragging him away.
Aftermath
The chamber was wrecked—bed broken, curtains in tatters, perfume bottles shattered everywhere. Kazuto collapsed onto the floor, groaning.
Ayame stormed up, sword trembling. "You—idiot—pervert—HOW DARE YOU END UP IN BED WITH THE PRINCESS!!"
Kazuto waved his arms wildly. "It wasn't on purpose!! She fell! I slipped! Her curves attacked me!!"
The Princess laughed softly, cheeks flushed, chest heaving from battle."You are a disaster, Kazuto… but you're my disaster now."
She kissed his forehead, making Ayame shriek like a banshee."YOU THICC COW, BACK OFF!!"
Nyala chuckled. "Mmm~ this party just got spicier."Liora sighed. "The political fallout will be catastrophic."
Cliffhanger
As guards dragged the assassin away, Kazuto's system pinged:
[Warning: Noble Conspiracy Level Rising.][Next Target: One of your waifus.]
Kazuto froze. "Wait—WHAT?!"
The Princess's smile faded. "…It seems the real game has just begun."