The crossbow guy took a full step back, his eyes filled with horror and confusion. If only he was a girl…
"...What did you do to him?" He asked, "WHAT DID YOU DO?"
He didn't reload the crossbow this time, instead, he blankly stared at his friend. His expression could be compared to that of a racoon learning how to use a vending machine only for that said vending machine to started humming in Latin.
I smiled wider with my teeth out.
"Just a little trick," I said, turning my head ever-so-slightly, tapping my temple with one finger. "A little wittle cutie patootie trick that only works when you understand the real pipeline of how this game processes input. Something that only me, yours truly, can comprehend, well, maybe a handful of other people but that's beside the point."
They still looked confused.
I sighed, like a disappointed teacher.
