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"And the results are in!" Chris announced as Chef walked up to him with both the results of the vote and five Gilded Chris Awards. But when Chris looked over the results the hosts' eyes widened a bit in surprise. "We-e-e-ell, what do we have here~ Well this is certainly a surprise! For the first time in Total Drama history the votes are absolutely 100% undeniably unanimous!" Chris' announcement caused a few surprised looks among the remaining cast as Chris began tossing statues to the safe contestants. "If that's the case I won't even bother trying to build the tension, Geoff, you're outta here!"
"I know…" Geoff didn't fight at all as he got up and began making his way towards the lameosine. "For what it's worth dudes…I'm sorry…"
But despite the apology, Dawn, Harold, and Lindsay still gave Geoff dirty looks. Ronnie Anne looked completely apathetic to the whole thing. Bridgette couldn't even stand to look at Geoff. Only DJ offered some form of sympathy as he waved to Geoff as the party dude left. "See ya on the flip side man…" DJ muttered to Geoff as he watched the party dude enter the lameosine and leave Total Drama Action forever.
"Oh crap…" Harold let out as Chris revealed the information with everyone gasping at the news.
"Oh gracias a dios…" Ronnie Anne let out in relief before giving Harold a mocking look. "That's what you get for sabotaging me!"
"Whatever, I have the hottest girl waiting for me back home!" Harold gushed at the thought of being reunited with Leshawna. That alone made him ok with getting eliminated. "So I'm guessing Chef is waiting for me in the lameosine?"
"Indeed he is," Chris confirmed with a nod. "Have a safe trip my dude,"
"Well, see all of you at the finale! Good luck guys! A million dollars isn't worth this anyway," Harold stated as he gave DJ, Dawn, and Bridgette high fives as he began walking away. And as a final goodbye, Harold turned towards everyone and did the Star Trek hand sign. "Live long and prosper!"
"DJ." Chef spoke up, causing DJ to flinch. The brickhouse was completely ready for a verbal bashing…but was instead met with a hand placed gently on his shoulder. "…I'm proud of you."
"Y-You are?" DJ stuttered as he dared to open his eyes, seeing Chef giving him a small smile. "But…why? I lost."
"Well, we might not be winning any money…but I got to see you really grow into a bright and strong young man ready to take whatever the world throws at him," Chef said with nothing but pride in his voice. Sure not winning the money sucked, but Chef was still impressed and proud of what DJ has accomplished. "You never gave up for a second, even willing to go toe to toe with that murderer. Only a real man would do that."
Hearing all this, DJ ended up giving a shaky smile and couldn't help but tear up a little bit. "…Thank you Chef," DJ said with a sniffle.
"If you insist," Dawn couldn't help but smirk as Chris handed her the awards before stepping to the side, the host allowing Dawn to step in front of the microphone. "Well this is a rather easy decision. The contestants are…Lindsay and Bridgette." Dawn then tosses the awards to her fellow blonds, who caught them before both gave victorious smirks to Ronnie Anne. "And Ronnie Anne, you're-"
"SAVE IT!" Ronnie Anne snapped with a red face. So that was it…after everything. Everything she's done, everything she's been through, just everything from this whole. Stupid. Show! After all of it…she has nothing to show for it. "I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ANYTHING FROM YOU!!!"
"Sheesh, touchy," Chris said with a smirk after Dawn stepped to the side, letting Chris get in front of the microphone again. "Not like you lost a million bucks, oh wait, ya did~"
"GRRRRR!!! (BLEEP) THIS (BLEEP)ING SHOW AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!" Ronnie Anne cursed a storm as she stomped over to the waiting lameosine, everyone watching her go with completely smug looks. "LATER YOU (BLEEP)ING (BLEEP)S!!!" And Ronnie Anne flipped everyone off before entering the lameosine and slamming it shut.
TOTAL
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AFTERMATH FINALE
Once again we open at the set of the Total Drama Aftermath show located at Hotel Des Losers. Decorations were set up all over the area including streamers, confetti, and balloons that were either in the shape of a dollar sign or were regular looking balloons with faces of the final three on them. This Aftermath was obviously being treated as a massive celebration and it was easy to see why, they were at the tail end of the competition! It was a time of celebration!
After this only two episodes of Total Drama Action were left and everyone was on edge about who would win the million dollars. It was between the still rather ditzy but actually rather clever blond Lindsay, the nature love and aura reader Dawn, and the athletic surfer girl Bridgette. Everyone was totally eager to see just how this season was gonna conclude and they wanted to share this excitement with the audience.
And as usual we have Beth and Courtney sitting on the couch in the middle of the set with both hosts wearing party hats to go along with all the decorations. And in the peanut gallery we have all the past season one players consisting of Eva, Ezekiel, Katie, Sadie, Cody, and Noah. And of course along with them were all the players that were unfortunately eliminated from the competition consisting of Gwen, Duncan, Owen, Leshawna, Tyler, Trent, Mike, Justin, Jasmine, Heather, Izzy, and Lincoln. Along with the lovable Lily Loud sitting on her brother's lap.
"Welcome everyone!" Beth and Courtney said in unison as the camera panned on them, both hosts having wide smiles on their faces as they opened up the show, wanting to hype up the audience.
"Welcome to the Total Drama Action Aftermath show, but this isn't just a normal Aftermath episode. Welcome to the special extended final 3 Aftermath celebration!" Courtney announced followed by the sound of the audience cheering as well as Beth pulling out a noise maker and blowing on it. "After our little…time crunching last episode that left us with very little time for extra stuff given we had five contestants to interview then, and given the special circumstances of the competition right now the producers saw fit to make this a special extended episode! Meaning we'll have more time for clips as well as taking viewer calls!"
"After all, we're down to the final three competitors of the competition!" Beth yelled out with a giddy smile and her voice was filled with energy as the former braces wearing girl clapped her hands loudly. "With two challenges left, it's a real nail-biter over who will end up winning that grand prize of one million dollars! But with all three competitors being girls, while only one of them can win the grand prize, it's an overall win for girl power everywhere!"
All the females in the peanut gallery cheered for this along with the females in the audience at this statement with Courtney clapping her hands as well. "Can't agree with you more Beth, move over boys it's the ladies time in the spotlight," Courtney said with the CIT not being able to help herself with using a bragging tone that made multiple guys in the peanut gallery roll their eyes a little bit. "So today along with our usual interviews expect clips involving our final three contestants as well as our longest and most painful segment of That's Gonna Leave a Mark ever!"
"We have a lot to look forward to but for now let's get a recap on the competition as of late, things have been heating up quite a bit lately to say the absolute least," Beth explained with everyone nodding in unison knowing that Beth was putting it lightly. The last batch of episodes have truly put the drama in Total Drama. "The Romantic Comedy challenge and Murder Mansion Mystery challenge certainly put the cast to the test quite a bit, with the latter starring yours truly as the super cute gardner~"
"Easy there Beth," Courtney told her co-host playfully before bringing up the real elephants in the room. "But it was the Musical Challenge and the Martial Arts challenge where all the real drama was. I mean, poor Bridgette,"
"I know right!" Speaking up from the peanut gallery was Katie, who crossed her arms and gained a pissed off look on her face as the whole thing between Bridgette and Geoff was brought up. Ever since her encounter and conversations she's had with Bridgette during the murder mystery challenge Katie has found herself growing animosity towards the party dude. "I can't believe Geoff would be that stupid and break her heart like that!"
"Didn't expect you to be so mad about this," Duncan spoke up, raising a brow at Katie before ultimately shrugging and agreeing with the twin tailed girl. "But you definitely got a point, I knew Geoff could be dumb but this really took the cake,"
"Well something tells me we'll all get to have a piece of him when he comes out soon," Beth said with a rather…sinister look. This ended up sending a shiver down a few people's spines but they didn't get to say too much about it as the co-host spoke up once again. "But on the bright side of all this, Ronnie Anne is finally knocked out of the competition!"
At this the audience once again began cheering as Beth rose her hands up in victory with many members of the peanut gallery also smiling at this as many were happy to finally see the Hispanic teen get her just desserts. "Bout time that girl got knocked on her butt!" Leshawna spoke up with a grin as she and Gwen shared a high five. "Heh, gonna have to give my compliments to Dawn next time I see her,"
"Hmph, serves her right," Heather spoke up with a satisfied grin, the queen bee also taking satisfaction in Ronnie Anne getting eliminated. "That's what she gets for trying to backstab me!"
"Didn't you try to backstab her first?" Sadie brought up.
"No one asked you," Heather immediately narrowed her eyes at Sadie who just rolled her eyes in response
"Alright calm down everyone, you'll all get a piece of her and everyone else later but she'll be the last interviewee we have for the day," Courtney informed everyone before they all could get to bashing Ronnie Anne. They may have more time on the air than usual but Courtney didn't wanna waste it all on that so they had to get this show on the road! "For now, I believe it's time to get to our first interviewee and this time, thankfully, I believe that we are finally free of the producers trying to-"
But Courtney was cut off by a familiar voice speaking up in her earpiece causing the CIT to deadpan. "And I jinxed myself…" Courtney sighed and face palmed before deciding to get whatever crazy stunt the producers had in mind over with. "So what crazy torture are you trying to force on the eliminated competitors this time?"
After a brief second Courtney's eyes widened in shock making Beth and a few others begin to sweat nervously. "No…nonono, there's no way legal signed off on that!" Courtney yelled to the producers through her earpierce, her words only making everyone around more nervous. "The hammer was ridiculous as is and the anvil and piranha's were going WAY too far! There's no way we are doing this!"
"What are they trying to do…" Beth dared to ask what kind of crazy idea the producers had for this installment of the Aftermath. But Beth soon got her answer, but not from Courtney. Suddenly appearing on set was none other than Chef Hatchet wheeling in…an electric chair. Needless to say, the sight of such a device made everyone gasp. "Is that an electric chair?!"
"The things used to execute criminals?!" Noah brought up, unbelieving that the producers would use something like that for a freaking interviewer. "What is wrong with these people?!"
"Nope! No way in hell!" Courtney began as she grabbed her now signature golf club and began stomping over to the electric chair and was intent on smashing this one to bits just like with the piranha dunk tank. But before she could reach the chair, Chef stood in front of her and kept her from smashing up the electric chair. "Outta the way Chef!"
"Oh no, not this time girly," Chef stated before reaching into his aprons pocket and pulled out a contract that Courtney immediately took and read. "The producers are sick and tired of you ruining their stunts, so you ruin this one they have the right to serve yo butts."
"What?!" Courtney yelled out as she read over the contract. And upon seeing Chef was right the CIT crumbled up the contract in anger. "Oh those slimy snakes…"
"But Chef, it's an electric chair!" Beth pointed out as she pointed to said device. "They're meant to kill people!"
"It's low voltage, stop being a buncha babies," Chef rolled his eyes before beginning to walk off the set. "I'll go get the first chump, just do ya jobs already!"
"Oh I can't believe this is actually happening," Courtney facepalmed as she went back to sit next to a still nervous looking Beth. She was really gonna have to call her lawyers about all this later, this was just plain dumb at this point and beyond dangerous. But for now, they just had to play along so with some reluctance Courtney began talking about the first person who would be having to sit down in the electric chair. "Well…our first guest has certainly created quite the stir during his time in season two,"
"Y-Yeah, you've got that right Courtney," Beth stuttered a bit at first, still incredibly nervous about being forced to use an electric chair for their show. But she was able to shake it off and decided to use her anger towards their first guest to try and push past that feeling and focus on her job at hand. "In season one Geoff seemed like a rather nice, if pretty dim guy, wanting nothing more than to hang out with his friends and party away! Sure he had some pretty mean moments like helping Duncan prank Harold, but overall it didn't seem like he had a mean bone in his body,"
"Most of his time in season one was spent trying to win Bridgette over with some attempts being…better than others." Courtney explained as some clips played consisting of the time Geoff said Bridgette pitched a tent like a guy, and the clay bowl Geoff made for Bridgette. "But despite his rather limited skill with the ladies Geoff did eventually win over Bridgette and by the time they were both eliminated they were spending lots of time sucking face in Playa Des Losers,"
"Which was soooo fun to watch 24/7," Noah spoke up with an eye roll with many others agreeing with him.
"But that all changed in season 2 where Geoff took an absolute turn for the worst," Beth began summarizing everything Geoff did in season 2. "With Geoff and Bridgette on separate teams, and Geoff on a team with Ronnie Anne, the Grips' team leader came up with a conniving scheme to turn Geoff against Lincoln by making it seem like Lincoln was trying to steal Bridgette away from him. And poor gullible Geoff fell for it all eventually growing to hate Lincoln and causing his elimination! Sorry about that Lincoln,"
"It's ok Beth, you don't gotta apologize about anything," Lincoln reassured Beth with a smile on his face. "Besides, I'm still not beat up about it."
"And after that, Geoff found himself all alone with no allies, eventually leading to his own elimination in the musical challenge. But even worse than that, Bridgette dumped him in more ways than one! Though it appears as though DJ still found some kindness in his heart for Geoff, oh he really is too nice for his own good," Courtney signed out before clearing her throat and gesturing to where the guest usually came in. "Our first guest is known for partying everyday of the week, never wears closed up shirts, and betrayed his own friend and girlfriend, it's Geoff!"
"BOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"GET OFF THE STAGE!"
"BOO YOU STINK!!!"
As soon as Geoff was announced to come on stage and the fanfare began playing, people in the audience, as well as a few of the past contestants and even Lily in the peanut gallery, began booing Geoff. The party dude did come up to the set, but not on his own free will. Instead Chef came back out dragging a struggling Geoff towards the electric chair. "No! No! Don't put me in the chair!" Geoff cried out only for Chef to toss him into the electric chair and strapping him in, keeping Geoff from getting up. "Come on bro let's talk about this!"
"Ahem!" A harshly clearing throat was heard causing Geoff to look forward and flinch when he saw all the past contestants looking at him with many giving him…not so happy looks.
"O-Oh, heheh…h-hey dudes…" Geoff awkwardly greeted everyone, being able to feel the animosity that was being aimed at him. "Uh…how's it going?"
"…" The studio and audience was completely silent in response.
"…Did it get cold in here or is it just me?" Mike asked as he awkwardly looked around, being the first one to break the incredibly awkward silence.
"So Geoff, must be pretty hard coming out here," Beth decided to be the first of the two hosts to speak up as she laid it on thick for the party dude. Sure Beth wasn't super close to Bridgette, the glasses wearing girl was still mad at what happened and just couldn't believe Geoff would so blindly believe Ronnie Anne like that. "Suddenly not starting to mind the electric chair,"
"Beth, I'm not happy with Geoff either but let's try and not enjoy literally strapping people to an electric chair," Courtney lightly scolded Beth about what she said. Sure Geoff definitely pulled a lot of shit in the competition due to Ronnie Anne, but no one deserved to be strapped to an electric chair unless they pulled the worst of crimes. Luckily her words seemed to do the trick as she offered Courtney an apology making the CIT happy. "So Geoff, how are you feeling right now after everything?"
"Well…barring the…electric chair…" Geoff gulped, constantly reminding himself not to lie so he didn't suffer any sort of nasty electric shock. Besides, after what he did he was in no place to lie his butt off and just make his standing with everyone even worse. "Not very good dude…ya know…with the break up and all…"
"You can't say it's undeserved though," Beth brought up as she went back to glaring at Geoff. Sure, while she wasn't gonna enjoy the treatment of the electric chair like Courtney said, she can still lay it on thick to Geoff for what he did. "You trusted Lincoln's bitter EX over your own girlfriend after she told you to your face that she wouldn't cheat on you!"
"I know! I know! DJ already told me all this!" Geoff let out as he looked down sadly, the words DJ shared with him before his elimination going through Geoff's head every day. He knows he was completely in the wrong during that whole situation, he should have just trusted Bridgette and this whole thing could have been avoided and he would probably still be in the competition and Ronnie Anne would have been out. "Besides, I know I was played for a dip…I watched the episodes after I was eliminated and saw all of Ronnie Anne's confessionals…and the last Aftermath where Lincoln explained the whole school dance incident…"
"Well at least you were able to see the truth for yourself," Courtney spoke up with a more neutral tone. She couldn't blame Beth for openly showing hostility towards Geoff, she herself just told Beth that she wasn't exactly a fan of the party dude right now. But she wanted to try and keep a professional attitude as her job as host and simply spoke to Geoff with a normal tone and look. "However, you do realize it wasn't just Ronnie Anne's fault right?"
"…Yeah…I do…" Geoff nodded with a sigh, the chair not shocking him as he was continuing to tell the truth. While Geoff now did blame Ronnie Anne for what happened…Geoff was at least self conscious enough to know he shared plenty of blame as well. "In the end I chose to listen to Ronnie Anne instead of my girlfriend and my other buds…she tricked me but…I let myself be trick,"
"Least you can realize that," Beth narrowed her eyes at Geoff and crossed her arms, causing the party dude to flinch. "Now then, while we would normally start the viewer questions now, I believe a certain someone deserves a chance to ask you at least one question before that."
"Glad we're on the same page there Beth," Courtney nodded in agreement as both hosts turned their heads to a certain white head sitting in the peanut gallery. "Lincoln, would you like to ask Geoff a question? Considering what happened between you two we think you deserve this,"
"…Ya know what, I think I would," Lincoln nodded his head as he got up from the peanut gallery and walked over to Geoff. Geoff had a look of shame on his face as the Loud boy approached him with the party dude unable to look Lincoln in the eye. "Ok…look, I'm just gonna keep this simple. I don't wanna cause any more crap, think we've all had enough of that. All I want to ask Geoff is this…do you really think I'm the type to cheat on someone, or go after someone else's girlfriend. Especially a friend's?"
"…No…I don't…" Geoff answered with his head lowered, speaking with nothing but honesty to Lincoln. After everything Geoff did to him, Lincoln deserved nothing but that. "Like I told DJ I was just worried Bridgette would leave me for someone better…and you two get along really well…I felt insecure and Ronnie Anne took advantage of that…you're a cool dude, dude and I'm sorry for everything…I really am."
"…" Lincoln was silent at this as he stared at Geoff with an unreadable expression before nodding his head and heading back to the peanut gallery. "That's all I wanted to hear. Thanks Courtney, thanks Beth,"
"Don't mention it," Courtney sent Lincoln a smile and nod before bringing up her tablet again and began to ask the viewer questions. "Now then, let's see what our viewers have to ask you, our first question comes from Da345890, they ask, Geoff as much as I would love to jump on the 'Everybody hates Geoff bandwagon,' I'll go easy on you, my question for you is, what would you say was your wildest moment from either surfing or partying?"
"Oh, uh, hehe, that's actually a pretty good question," Geoff chuckled, smiling a bit at the question as a pleasant memory came to him. "It was actually a couple months before Total Drama Island started. Me and my buds partied it up at a place called Wing Kingdom and they have the best freaking chicken wings you've ever had!"
"Chicken wings?" Beth asked skeptically. "Your best partying story is about chicken wings?"
"Just wait, it gets totally crazy! So we all get a bunch of baskets of different flavored wings and a bunch of their special secret sauce." Geoff continued to tell the story to everyone. "And I don't know what's in that sauce but it just made us all loosen up and party harder than usual, and then these pilot dudes approach us and the next thing I remember after that is waking up in New Mexico with a parachute on my back! Haha, took like a week to get back home."
"…" Everyone went completely wide eyed in response to the story, and how eating chicken wings led to Geoff waking up in New Mexico of all places.
"I…have a strong idea about what's in that sauce…" Courtney let out before facepalming and deciding to move on to the next question. "Next question is from CaoiCoai, DJ told you in season one that you shouldn't have gone overboard and too fast about your relationship, and even gave you an example with Lincoln and Dawn on how a healthy relationship was…do you think your lack of communication with not only Bridgette but with DJ, Duncan, and even Harold made you misguide your own Judgement and made you a fool for not only Canada but to the USA and other countries as well?"
"Geez, harsh man…" Geoff muttered as he lowered his head again before sighing and giving his answer. "But…yeah, I do. DJ gave me a hard talk about how I refused to communicate with Bridgette and listen to reason. If I had just done that things probably would have worked out differently, not just with Bridgette but everyone else as well…"
"Well at least you can acknowledge it then," Beth nodded in satisfaction before asking the last question for Geoff. "And lastly, Rang2022t0397 asks, did you and Ronnie Anne bond between challenges? I just want to know if there was ever a friendship to begin with or did you simply listen to her because she fed your insecurities about your relationship with Bridgette?"
"Tch, no not at all," Geoff crossed his arms and his expression and tone turned completely bitter when it came to talking about the Hispanic girl. "I thought she was one of my buds, I thought she was being my friend and looking out for me, but I saw all the episodes when I got here and all her confessionals. She was just using me! Now I know she's nothing but a snake with a fat butt!"
"Took ya long enough to realize that. But now onto the last question." Beth finished it off by asking Geoff the usual last question, Geoff sighing in relief at managing to avoid getting shocked by the chair. "Out of the three finalists so far, who do you believe deserves to win the million dollars?"
"Well…despite what happened between us…Bridgette," Geoff showed that even though he and Bridgette aren't a thing anymore, he still wanted to support his ex-girlfriend in her endeavor to win. "I hope she can win it in the end,"
"Well, at least you're not becoming an Ex like Ronnie Anne," Courtney could give Geoff that at least. Once the questions were all answered and done with, Courtney looked towards the tablet and saw that they were receiving a call from a viewer. "Oh! It seems you're getting a viewer call from someone named…Brody!"
"Brody?" Beth repeated before humming a bit. "I feel like I've heard that name before…"
"Oh! That's my best bro back home! I actually mentioned him when we got to the lot," Geoff answered before looking up at the big screen. Courtney then answered the call and appearing on the screen was a guy about their age with tanned skin, short brown hair and brown eyes. He wore a sleeveless pink top that showed off his abs a bit and revealed a red star tattoo on his left arm, a pair of dark purple shorts, and he had a pair of black wristbands with silver studs on them. "Hey there Brody!"
"Yo what's up Geoff dude!" Brody greeted his best friend with a big smile on his face and his voice leaking with energy, Brody also sporting a similar dialect to Geoff. "And what's going on all your Total Drama dudes and Dudettes! It's like totally righteous to meet all of ya!"
"Hehehe, well it's nice to meet you as well Brody," Beth smiled as she spoke to the surfer dude, liking the energy Brody was bringing to the set. "So you're Geoff's best friend?"
"You better believe it, me and Geoff have been amigo's since middle school!" Brody explained the story about how he and Geoff met during their first year of middle school. "I was eating a cat's hairball on a dare and Geoff helped me puke my guts out afterwards in the bathroom,"
"Eeeeewww," Nearly everyone in the studio and the audience let out in unison. Well…it was certainly a…unique first meeting between friends.
"Heheh, yeah that was totally gnarly," Geoff chuckled, a smile coming to his face as he remembered perfectly the day he met his best friend. "How things been back home dude?"
"Oh they've been sweet man! Partying it up like usual and Ashton finally got his driver's license!" Brody told his best friend with Geoff giving a thumbs up after hearing that bit of news. "And you better believe we're taking advantage of that! He already took us out a few times, and he's only run over three mail boxes so far!"
"Remind me to avoid the roads if we ever visit that part of town…" Courtney whispered to Beth who nodded in response with Courtney then looking up towards the screen and asking Brody a question. "So Brody, we gotta ask, how do you feel about everything that happened with Geoff this season? Ya know involving Bridgette and Ronnie Anne,"
"Oh yeah, that…" Brody let out awkwardly as he scratched the back of his head before looking down at Geoff. "Look bro, I love ya and all and you're my absolutely best dude…but you reeeeeally screwed the pooch there man,"
"Yeah I know…" Geoff sighed out, agreeing with his best friend's words. "It was my fault for listening to Ronnie Anne in the first place…"
"But hey, least the rest of the show was super cool! I mean look at all the gnarly stuff ya did in the show!" Brody excitedly let out as he decided to change the subject for Geoff's sake. Sure, while he definitely realized how badly Geoff messed up, Geoff was still his best friend and he couldn't be too mad at Geoff. Especially considering he was manipulated into all of it. "Rodeo moose riding, treasure hunting, stealing alien eggs, busting outta the big house, and fighting in a war! It's all so awesome! I wish I could be a part of it!"
"Oh it would be so sick if you were here with us bro!" Geoff told his best friend, smiling at the idea of Brody being with him on the show. Who knows, maybe if Brody was here he would've snapped out of it before he crossed the point of no return. "You'd fit right in!"
"It's really not as much fun as you think it is…" Beth warned Brody, knowing full well how dangerous the show could be. But before they could discuss it further, Beth realized it was time to move on to their first set of clips. "Well Brody thanks for calling but I'm afraid we need to move on now."
"Hey no worries dudette, I'll leave ya to it! Later dudes!" Brody gave everyone a goodbye before Beth hung up on the surfer dude.
"Well, you have a really nice best friend Geoff," Courtney told the party dude with Geoff nodding in agreement. At least Brody was still on good terms with him. "Now would someone get him out of that chair!"
Chef then came back onto the set and unstrapped Geoff from the electric chair with the party dude immediately racing out of it and onto one of the couches that the electric chair was set next to. "Oh thank God…" Geoff let out in relief.
"Now then, before we go onto our next guest it's time for our first set of clips!" Courtney announced as she looked towards the camera with the audience cheering in response. "And in celebration of our final three contestants, all the special never before seen clips revolve around one of them! Let's start it up!"
And Beth eagerly pressed a few things on the tablet as the first of the clips was played.
LINDSAY'S RODEO
"Aaaaaawww, look at all the horsies!" Lindsay clapped as she and Tyler were exploring the set of the cowboy challenge after it had wrapped up for the day. While the Gaffers were enjoying some cold root beer, Lindsay and Tyler wanted to spend some time together after they reconciled and decided to explore the cowboy set a little. Eventually they saw a small pasture set up with a few horses being kept inside with the couple seeing Chef leaving some food for them. "They're so pretty!"
"Not as pretty as you babe," Tyler told Lindsay as he wrapped an arm around her, making Lindsay smile and blush before the athlete looked at the horses with a raised brow. "Wonder why Chris had em here if we didn't use em for the challenge. Weird."
"Well I wanna say hi!" Lindsay told her boyfriend as she eagerly leapt over the gate and began making her way towards the closet horse. "Hi there horsie!"
"Oh be careful babe!" Tyler warned his girlfriend with a worried look, not wanting to see Lindsay potentially risk her safety by just running towards the animals. "Horses can be kinda mean if ya spook em!"
"Oh how can something this cute be mean?" Lindsay spoke up innocently as she pointed to the horse she was approaching. But Tyler continued to look worried as Lindsay continued to walk towards the horse, even more so when Lindsay began climbing on top of it. "Hey there little pony, I'm Linds-WOAH!"
"BABE!" Tyler called out in concern as the horse began to flail around before running around at high speeds as soon as Lindsay got on its back. "ARE YOU OK?!"
"WHEEEEEEEE!!!" Lindsay let out with a wide smile on her face. Tyler gasped and watched in surprise as Lindsay held onto the horse like it was a mechanical bull with the ditzy blond laughing the whole time. "Look at me go Tyler! Yeeeeeee!!!"
"Wow…" Tyler blinked a few times before smiling and cheering his girlfriend on. "Yeah, show that horse who's the boss babe!"
"Heheh oh man that was awesome!" Tyler said as the clip ended, the clumsy athlete glad he and Lindsay could share that memory before he was eliminated later that day. "Lindsay's got some wicked cowgirl skills!"
"She really does continue to surprise me," Courtney giggled before getting the next clip up. "Now then, next up we have Bridgette's never before seen clip!"
BRIDGETTE'S CANDY CRASH
"Uuuuuugh…" Bridgette groaned out as she laid in bed while holding her stomach. After the Monster Mash challenge and Bridgette's sugar crash the surfer girl was taken to the trailers and set down on her bed to try and recover after everything. And of course her friends were watching over her. "Everything hurts…"
"We tried to warn ya about eating too much candy baby," Leshawna told the surfer girl as she lightly patted her head, causing Bridgette to wince a bit. Along with her stomach feeling like it was twisted into multiple knots, her head was also killing her. "Least ya can use this as a learning experience,"
"Mmmmmm…" Bridgette let out, not really feeling in the mood to learn much of anything right now.
"Alright, I'm back," Jasmine soon came into the trailer, carrying around a few things in a satchel. "Got some medicine from the infirmary, this should help the sheila out,"
"Thanks Jasmine, I'll make sure she takes you. Y'all better head off to the Gilded Chris Awards, they're gonna start soon," Leshawna told the Australian Amazon, Leshawna having offered to stay behind to look after Bridgette while the rest of the Gaffers went to watch the elimination ceremony. "Did Dawn hide her candy?"
"Yeah, she did," Jasmine nodded her head, remembering seeing Dawn take off with Bridgette's bag of candy earlier. "Hopefully that'll keep this from happening again."
"Ba…oom…" Bridgette moaned out.
"What was that?" Leshawna asked as she and Jasmine turned to Bridgette.
"Bathroom…" Bridgette let out before her cheeks puffed up as she felt something coming back up. "Bathroom…Bathroom!"
"Oh boy!" Leshawna acted fast as she helped Bridgette out of bed and supported her as they raced to the bathroom. "Everyone outta the way!"
"Heh, been there before," Beth admitted sheepishly as she remembers her own experience with post sugar crashes. "Been jazzed up on Cocoa Butter before myself…everything feels so fast and happy and you feel like you can take over the world…and it all ends with you sticking your face in the toilet puking your guts out,"
"TMI Beth…" Courtney deadpanned at Beth who sheepishly shrugged. Deciding to move on from all…that, Courtney got the last unseen clip ready. "And last but not least, here's Dawn's unseen clip!"
SNOW ANGELS
"Heheh, I really needed this…" Dawn sighed out happily as she and Lincoln laid down in the fake snow in front of each other making snow angels. Despite the knowledge that Lincoln would be heading home any second now, the couple were making use of their remaining time together as they played in the snow with them now just relaxing and laying in the fake powder together. "Still can't believe you're going home…you don't deserve it…"
"Well, that's just how it works out sometimes ya know?" Lincoln explained to her with a shrug. While it did sting he was losing, he refused to let it get to him. He had to keep a strong face during his defeat for his sake, his girlfriend and friends, and to make sure Ronnie Anne didn't hold any sort of power over him. "It's best to just accept it with grace and a smile on our faces."
"I know that but…" Dawn signed as she sat up and curled up into a ball. "I'm…worried I won't be able to do well in the game without you…you…helped give me so much strength…"
"Dawn…I didn't give you your strength. It's always been within you," Lincoln told his girlfriend as he sat up and wrapped her up in a hug. "I know you can keep going just as strong as before! And you won't be alone, you still have our friends. Harold, Lindsay, DJ, Bridgette. They'll all be there for you."
"Yeah…Yeah you're right…" Dawn managed a smile as she leaned into her boyfriend's embrace. "I'm just going to miss you…"
"I'll miss you too," Lincoln told her before the two shared a kiss.
"Aaaaawww!" Nearly everyone watching let out in unison.
"You two are soooo cute together!" Sadie told Lincoln as she looked up at him.
"Hehe, thanks," Lincoln blushed a bit, a little surprised they'd show that for the clip.
"It was a shame you two had to be separated," Beth told Lincoln with sympathy before looking towards Geoff and glaring at him. "Geoff."
"Mmmmm…" Geoff guiltily let out as he used his hat to hide his face.
"Ok Beth, Geoff had his time. Let's just calm down and move on to the next guest." Courtney told her co-host before she began playing clips of guest number two of the show. "Harold didn't leave the best first impression when he first appeared on Total Drama Island, with most just writing him off as really weird."
"But he soon proved that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover!" Beth stated with a hyped up voice as they showed Harold's rather impressive feats over both seasons of the show. Ranging from winning the talent show, taking down the intern ninjas, saving Edward from the prehistoric geese, winning the acting challenge, and of course saving everyone's life in the disaster movie challenge. "He proved his talk about his mad skills wasn't just all talk and turned out to be a valuable member of both the Killer Base and the Screaming Gaffers!"
"Heck, if it wasn't for him a lot of our friends wouldn't even be here today," Courtney once again brought up the disaster movie challenge with most preferring to forget about that day. "Our next guest spent time at who knows how many summer camps, is a killer beatboxer, and got a full view of Heather's naked breasts, it's Harold!"
The fanfare played and heading out onto set was Harold who waved to everyone as he entered the stage. "Hey everyone! Good to be here! And Leshawna, it's great to see you again!" Harold smiled and waved to his girlfriend with Leshawna blowing her boyfriend a kiss. But Harold's joy at seeing his girlfriend soon vanished as he looked at the electric chair causing him to gulp. "Do I really have to sit in this thing…"
"Just tell the truth bro!" Trent yelled out towards Harold, giving him the warning to not tell any lies when he was being asked questions. "And you'll be alright!"
"A-Alright then," Harold, with immense reluctance, sat down on the chair and hooked himself into it. "I can be honest, I have nothing to hide,"
"Well Harold, we're glad to have you with us here today," Courtney told Harold as they got their interview started. The less time Harold spent in the chair the better. "But it must have sucked going out the way you did, Sudden Death always stings."
"Yeah, I guess thinking about it more I should have realized that unshackling myself from Ronnie Anne might have caused a sudden death. That one was on me," Harold admitted his mistake in doing that. He could have simply gone into the safe room with Ronnie Anne and just refused to help them escape and they could have hopefully had a normal elimination ceremony and voted her off sooner. "But hey, I still made the final six. I can be proud of that! And I scored the hottest girl on the planet!"
"You better believe it Harold baby," Leshawna yelled to her boyfriend with a smirk on her face.
"And I made it farther than a certain traitor!" Harold spoke up again, giving Geoff the stink eye making the party dude squirm a bit in his seat in guilt. "We should have eliminated you instead of Izzy in the rock and roll challenge!"
"Can agree with that," Beth nodded her head as she brought up the tablet and began looking through the questions that were sent for Harold. "Now Harold, let's move onto the viewer questions, Michael_G_156 asks, so I've been wondering for a while, but what exactly peaked your interest in music, particularly in the rapping department."
"Ah good question, I actually have a little story for this," Harold explained as everyone gave him full attention to tell his little tale. "I was about seven years old and me and my family went to a street fair. It had all sorts of cool stuff, games, food trucks, art galleries, and of course street performers. And there was a large crowd gathered around one particular performer. I wiggled my way to the front and saw someone rapping and I just thought it was the coolest thing in the world. The high energy, the lyrics flowing like a rapid river, and the guy's wicked dance skills. The next day I started practicing my own rap style and well, here I am today!"
"Huh, well you know what they say you can find inspiration just about anywhere," Courtney let out with Harold nodding in agreement with that statement as the CIT got the next question ready. "Now then, Master_of_Luis asks, How many camps did you attend before the show? Ok I honestly wanna know that too,"
"Same here," Beth added.
"Well let's see here…" Harold hummed as he tried to remember all the different camps he's been to. "There was computer camp, rap camp, space camp, medieval camp, lock picking camp, pirate camp, film camp, dance camp, art camp, chemistry camp…"
"Geez Harold…" Courtney let out as Harold continued to list camp. "How do your parents afford all that?"
"Groupon Courtney," Harold answered with a smirk. "It's all thanks to Groupon."
"Huh, and here I thought Groupon was just a trap," Beth admitted with a shrug before getting ready to ask the last viewer question. "And finally DrewtheReader asks, I thought you were going to make it to the end but you proved that your mad skills are the real deal to the world. You hope to be an inspiration to others that want to attain their own mad skills?"
"Well I sure hope so!" Harold nodded with a grin on his face as he gestured to himself. "I mean look, everyone underestimated me. But I won my fair share of challenges in both seasons, I saved everyone's lives, and I got the most smoking hot woman in the world as my girlfriend." Leshawna blushed as Harold mentioned her. "I did quite a lot despite everyone's first impression of me! So I hope I can teach people that they all got some mad skills within them, they just need to believe in themselves and not let what other people think of them to get them down and help unleash them!"
"Awwww, that's really inspirational Harold! And of course as usual we have our last question," Beth asked the usual last question of the interview to Harold. "Who do you want to win the million dollars out of the final three we have?"
"I gotta go with Dawn on this one," Harold answered who he'd be rooting for during the final two challenges. "Lincoln's my best friend after all, I gotta root for his girl. Now then, can I please get out of this chair?!"
"Yes, go right ahead Harold," Courtney nodded with Harold immediately getting himself out of the electric chair and sitting on one of the couches for the interviewees, taking the one behind the one Geoff was on as Harold refused to sit beside him. Right after Harold got out of the chair, they were once again getting a call from someone watching at home. "Hey, looks like we're getting a call from someone named…Gerald?"
"Oh that's one of my D&D pals!" Harold explained with Beth and Courtney letting out 'oooh's' in response. "Put him on!"
"You got it," Beth nodded her head and answered the call, and appearing on the screen was another geeky looking guy with long black hair, a skinny frame and pale skin, and braces on his face. He also had a blue shirt with some sci-fi logo on it. "Hi Gerald! You're live with the Total Drama Action Aftermath show!"
"Oh cool! Wasn't sure if you guys were gonna pick up," Gerald spoke up with a smile, his voice slightly nasally causing Duncan to begin laughing and whispering nerd in response with Gwen playfully shoving the delinquent in response. "It's nice to meet all of you! Huge fan right here, and Harold, congratulations on scoring a girl as hot as Leshawna,"
"What can I say, I really lucked out," Harold chuckled a bit as Leshawna waved a hand from feeling flattered. "How are things back home?"
"Oh they've been really cool! Check it out, we added some new members to our DnD group!" Gerald brought up his phone and showed a picture…of some really cool looking guys and girls with one of them looking like she had the body of a supermodel. "They've been really great additions to the group! The red head here, Brittney, is a powerful elven mage with level 15 healing skills!"
"Those people play Dungeons and Dragons?" Mike asked with a bit of surprise in his voice.
"You'd be surprised how cool it can be to be a nerd," Harold claimed while sticking his chest out in pride, Lincoln also mimicking the same motion. "I look forward to seeing what kind of mystical skills they have to offer in our next grand quest!"
"All of you are invited to join too if you want," Gerald extended the offer to all the past contestants. "We're always looking for new members!"
"Oooooo that sounds fun!" Beth clapped her hands, also being a fan of Dungeons and Dragons and having a few go-to characters. "I'm a Dragon Born Sorcerer with acid breath and an affinity for ice magic!"
"Very nice Beth!" Harold clapped, impressed with Beth's character before explaining his own. "I'm a proud Dwarf Barbarian, slaying all enemies in my path and looking buff while doing it!"
"Someone's compensating for something," Noah whispered to Eva, causing her to chuckle in response.
"Well the invitation sounds…appealing," Courtney tried to sound nice about it. DnD just wasn't really her thing but she wasn't gonna mock anyone else for liking it. "But for now I'm afraid we'll have to move on. Sorry Gerald,"
"No worries at all, it's been nice getting to talk to all of you," Gerald waved everyone goodbye, before bowing to everyone. "May you all have a good morrow!"
And with that Courtney hung up on Harold's friends with Harold smiling in excitement. "Looks I got a lot to look forward to when I go home!" Harold stated before holding his chin in thought. "I should think of a good quest to send everyone on! Make sure they're worthy of being in our guild!"
"Well while you do that it's time for our next batch of clips!" Courtney announced before looking towards the camera again. "Now then, as promised before it's time for our biggest, longest, and most painful montage ever! Everyone with me, it's time for…"
"THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!!!" Everyone yelled out in unison before Beth eagerly started the clip show.
THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK
And for one last time, whimsical musical began playing as the massive montage of pure ouch began playing.
Everyone was quick to try and leave the cart, constantly pushing, shoving each other to escape and getting mixed up in the chaos. With Lincoln he tried to grab Dawn and push past everyone, but there was one obstacle in his way. "Move it Lame-O!" Ronnie Anne aggressively shoved past everyone and when she reached Lincoln the Hispanic teenager grabbed Lincoln's shoulder and pushed him to the ground.
"Lincoln!" Dawn called out in concern but was swept up in everyone leaving.
"Hey!" Bridgette yelled out to Ronnie Anne. When Ronnie Anne was about to pass her, Bridgette stuck her foot out and tripped Ronnie Anne making her fall face first on the floor. "Have some karma why don't you!?"
"Grrrrrr…" Ronnie Anne growled as she lifted her head up and saw Bridgette and Geoff already out and booking it. "When I catch you, you're dead surfer girl!!!"
"Don't worry babe, just stay right behind me," Tyler reassured Lindsay as he looked over the GPS, using it to hopefully lead him and his girl to the alien eggs. It was a little confusing but he was confident he could figure it out. "I won't let anything happen to you."
"Oh will you now?" Tyler and Lindsay tensed up as emerging from the corner up ahead was Chef, decked out with his slimy alien costume and a paintball gun. The buff cook grinned as he aimed it at the couple with Lindsay desperately hiding behind Tyler. "And how are you gonna do that boy?"
Tyler was definitely intimidated, but he made a promise to protect his girl and he was gonna keep it no matter what. "Why don't I show you ya alien freak!" Tyler stepped up, challenging Chef before charging right at him and letting out a war cry. "It's Tyler Time! RAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
Tyler ran at Chef full force. Chef narrowed his eyes at the incoming teen…and stepped to the side. Tyler failed to notice this somehow and kept going, running right past Chef and being unable to stop himself, leading Tyler to crash into a large metal pipe face first. Tyler groaned in pain as he fell down to the floor with Chef rolling his eyes and shooting Tyler with his paintball gun and splattering him with a ball of slime.
"…" Izzy didn't even give Owen a 'hmph' as she took the mic to the other side of the set.
"What am I doing wrong…" Owen sighed out…before a spotlight was dropped on his head. "OW!"
"Sorry!" Beth quickly apologized.
"Mommy…" Owen let out in a daze of pain.
"Oh trust me, I know I can~" Bridgette smirked confidentially before taking the position. Chris immediately started up and Bridgette showed to have the same level of skill as Geoff, if not even more. Bridgette was the picture of grace as the board did everything it could to throw her off. Chris reloaded the gull cannon but none of them even grazed her with Chris resulting in throwing random junk at her but she also avoided all of those. "Hah! That the best you can do Chris?"
"She's got a point." Chris aimed a look at Chef as he gestured to the surfing girl. "Come on man do something!" Chef glared at Chris before reaching out to him.
"WOAH!" Bridgette let out as the buff cook chucked the host at her, Chris screaming before face planting on the green screen. "Really?" Bridgette sent Chef a raised brow with him simply shrugging.
"Oooowww…" Chris groaned as he got up and rubbed his head before looking at his timer.
"It's ok guys! We can do this!" Tyler encouraged everyone. "We just need to-"
THUD!
Unfortunately Tyler didn't get to finish his words as a boulder fell right on top of him. "On no!" Lindsay yelled out in concern for her boyfriend as she went to try and push the boulder off to…minimal success. "Don't worry sweetie…I'll…get…you out!"
"Oh what does Mike know?" Tyler, wearing the yellow rabbit costume, defends his choice of costume to wear to spook others. "This is totally scary! Imma stuff you in a suit bro!" Tyler then pointed at himself…only to accidentally poke himself in the eye with a plastic knife. "Ow! Ow! Ow!"
"Just watch!" Tyler let out as he cleared the monkey bars and was about to make his way through the metal barrel. "He's not the only athletic-"
BAM!
But right as Tyler said that he was pelted by a cinder block by Chef.
"I saw this on TV once! All prison cells have one phony bar that comes out in case of emergencies!" Owen pointed out as he walked to the bars and began taping each one. "Real, real, real, real, real, real, real," Owen then began backing away from the eight bar, readying to charge at it. "And by the process of elimination this must be the fake one!"
Owen then charged head first at the bar and-
BANG!
"Ow!" Owen's head was met with firmly placed metal that didn't budge at all. "That smarts!"