Narrator (aka the Author):Last time on "I Accidentally Destroyed Half the Universe," Boom accidentally roasted 78 religions, broke the 4th wall, 5th wall, and the bathroom wall of a reader's house in Ohio, and somehow STILL avoided giving this novel a plot.
But now...Now it's time.The Arc™ begins.
A mysterious omniversal voice echoed from the sky:
"Boom of Earth-404! You have been summoned to the Grand Interdimensional Battle Royale between the 100 Strongest Anime Main Characters! Winner gets... uh... the Multiverse Coupon Book and maybe a limited edition waifu body pillow."
BOOM appears in a massive arena
Boom (now calling himself "Rizzler Kamehame-Oopsie"):"Yo did someone say anime main characters? I swear if I see a spiky-haired scream merchant charging up a punch for 5 episodes, I'm out."
Narrator:Unfortunately for Boom, he arrived without powers. The Author personally nerfed him harder than EA nerfs fun.
ENTER THE ARENA: Anime MCs Galore
Goku: Already powering up.
Naruto: Trying to talk-no-jutsu the vending machine.
Luffy: Punching the sky for no reason.
Light Yagami: Writing Boom's name, but keeps misspelling it because Boom changed his name mid-round to "Yeet Fleximus III".
Eren: Screaming in German.
Saitama: Bald. Still undefeated in hairlines.
Tanjiro: Sniffing depression.
Gojo: Got sealed again just for plot reasons.
Asta: Still yelling.
Ichigo: Confused which arc he's in.
Shinji: Refusing to get in the damn robot.
Boom: Peak Survival Mode
Boom hides behind a rock, whispering into a banana he thinks is a walkie-talkie.
Boom:"Okay okay, Plan Boom Omega Final Sigma: Let them all monologue and I'll sneak out during the flashback episode."
Suddenly, Deku starts narrating his childhood trauma for 37 minutes straight.
Boom:"YES. That buys me time."
🔥 Roasting Begins
Boom (to Naruto):"Bro, you're literally the Wizarding World of Trauma Dumping. Every new arc you unlock a new dad issue."
Boom (to Luffy):"You've been on a boat for 25 years and still don't know what GPS is."
Boom (to Goku):"Your parenting skills are like your braincells — missing."
Boom (to Light):"Your handwriting's so dramatic, your death note probably gets flagged by calligraphy Reddit."
Boom (to readers):"Oh, y'all still reading this? You really canceled plans, ignored deadlines, ghosted your ex just to see me roast anime protagonists? Peak taste, but also peak unemployment."
Plot Twist: Boom Wins?
Just when the last 3 anime MCs start power scaling into metaphysical light particles, Boom pulls out...
A USB drive.
Boom:"This has the spoilers to every anime ever. I call it the Forbidden Drive. You touch me, I leak your entire show."
Everyone freezes.
Naruto: "Even Boruto???"
Boom:"Yes. Especially Boruto."
Narrator:And that's how Boom, an unpowered menace, won the anime battle royale without throwing a single punch — just straight vibes, roasts, and blackmail.
Post-Credit Scene:
Boom walks off, carrying a trophy that just says "You Tried."
He looks at the sky:
Boom:"Next chapter, give me powers back or I'm leaking the Author's search history."
Comment Section:
🧠 [@PlotArmorDefender]: Nah Boom soloed the entire anime industry with just jokes.
😂 [@SasukeSimp69]: Light Yagami getting roasted for handwriting was personal. I'm still crying.
😡 [@GokuFan9000]: Goku WOULD be a good dad if he just stopped dying.
🤯 [@ReaderWithNoJob]: Bro I lost my job for this and it was worth it.