[Welcome to Arden traveller. You have been assigned the Tamer class. The following are your current stats:
Strength: 12
Endurance: 14
Stamina: 21
Vitality: 27
Mana: 0
Beasts tamed: 0]
An angelic voice resounded in Te-Ho's head and a bluish panel appeared in front of him, before disappearing rather quick.
Blinking Te-Ho opened his eyes in confusion, as if waking up from a long, immersive dream. Sitting up straight, he rubbed his eyes before yawning and lazily stretching his stiff joints.
'The hell was that dream?' Te-Ho thought with a smirk as his eyes blurred before finally clearing.
They were sharp at first—then soon turned hazy and frantic.
After all—the sight that treated The-Ho after his wondrous nap was a large hall, a medieval styled hallway with a soft red carpet under his bottom and the dim glow of candles blighting up the place.
"What the fuck—" Te-Ho exclaimed, before standing up. It was only when he felt his dick dangle down below that he realized he didn't have any clothes on.
…
'Why do I feel like an exhibitionist right now?'
Te-Ho inhaled loudly, leaning his head back.
"HOLY FUCKKKKK—" Te-Ho shouted at the top of his lungs as his mind raced through every possible explanation for his current predicament.
"I died? I actually died? Me?! Shit—and that goddess was being for real? Y-you are telling me that it wasn't a dream?!" Te-Ho paced around with one hand on his elbow and the other caressing his chin. In such a pose Te-Ho almost looked like an actual intellectual figure—held back only due to the lack of clothes.
"No way—fuck I need to go back! My dear MILF's are waiting for me. And so is all the luxury. My perfect life as I spent all night gaming, sleeping like a log till anfternoon and fucking my way through countless sex deprived women in the evening. I WANT MY OLD LIFE BACK—"
Te-Ho's mental breakdown was suddenly cut short as he heard the sound of people bellowing from the corner of the hall.
'Wait fuck I need to hide!' A thought popped in Te-Ho's head as he scrambled into the nearest room.
"What was that?" A young man spoke in a timid tone outside.
"I heard someone scream just now—is there an intruder?"
"You think? Im pretty sure it was your imagination. Like think about it which intruder would be foolish enough to scream inside the royal castle?" Another man's voice followed up.
"Ahh true—would be quite a fool hehe!"
'Why does this hurt my soul?' Te-Ho thought, his eyes ready to ball out thinking about how he died.
"Agh—and here I was having a nice dream about Lady Sophia. Her curves sure are out of this world." The youngster from before spoke and Te-Ho could practically imagine him drooling.
"Oi! Are you out of your mind? We are next to her highness's quarters! If she hears of this, our heads will roll before dawn." The other man quickly retorted.
Soon Te-Ho heard a pair of receding footsteps allowing him to finally relax his still muscles.
'Phew! to think I almost died again. That goddess sure wouldn't be happy to see me again.' Te-Ho chuckled, awkwardly scratching his cheek.
Looking around he was in what looked to be a rather extravagant bedroom, with a large window. Through it, moonlight poured in covering the room in soft, light tones.
'By the looks of things this is their lord's wife's chamber? Hehe, I might as well fuck her if I can. Ugh—wait didn't women in medieval times tend to not bathe for days on end? No, but that was only in Europe, wasn't it? Then again this could just be similar to medieval Europe.' Te-Ho contemplated sincerely before quietly walking through the room.
Click!
Te-Ho quickly shifted his gaze to the origin of the sound only to see a door on the left side of the room open and inbound a tall, elegant and mystical beauty.
Her soft, untainted skin was as white as snow, black hair cascaded down her neck extending all the to her shoulders. Her violet eyes were bright as if a miniature sun. But most of all. Her curves were mystical.
An almost perfect hourglass figure with a pair of humongous breast and an equally explicit ass, covered only by a loose, translucent robe draped over her shoulders.
Te-Ho gulped momentarily enthralled by her beauty, Afterall she was a top class among the top class women, second only to the goddess he had seen.
But thats when reality came crashing down on him. He was in a noble ladies room, wearing air over his skin. And to make matters worse his dick seemed to have a mind of its own—extending to its full glory, probably even beyond its limits.
Before Te-Ho could even think about how to escape his predicament, the woman raised her violet eyes looking at the intruder and his pride. After a seconds pause her eyes quickly widened and her lips quivered.
'Im fucked—' Te-Ho thought, expecting a treacherous scream to pierce through his ears.
But to his surprise the woman's trembling lips soon became firm and shifted into a quiet smile. She looked at Te-Ho with a mix of excitement and thrill.
"Well then," she said, voice like honey dripping over a knife's edge. "What do we have here?"
Te-Ho stood frozen and naked, with his dick standing firm like the mighty Excalibur "Uhhh—this isn't what it looks like."
Sophia raised a brow. Her lips curled further as expression of amusement flickered on her face.
"Oh? Then tell me, what exactly does it look like?"
"I was hiding from the guards," Te-Ho blurted out the truth unable to find a single excuse. "They heard someone yelling. Which—okay, was me, but only because I was having a minor existential meltdown. Totally normal, after having a small meet and greet with a goddess."
She took a slow step forward. Her heels echoed like a countdown.
"Mhm," she purred. "So, let me get this straight. You trespassed into my private quarters…naked, during my bath hour, screaming like a lunatic?"
She paused, tilting her head like a curious cat and took two leisurely steps towards an extravagant glass cabinet.
"…and your defense is that you met a goddess?"
"Yes?" Te-Ho squeaked, feeling that his end was near… for a second time.