Hmm?
What, no alarm this morning?
Oh, Is Grayfia holding me?
It smells like... not like Grayfia?
No, not only that, I feel arms around both of my arms?!
My eyes shot open... and I froze at what I saw!
I'm in my room, good.
I see long red hair on my right shoulder, less good?
I see long black hair on my left shoulder!
I think I'm in a bad spot!
Or a good spot depending on the day?
Oh, It gets better!
My right-hand is sandwiched in Rias's snatch... No hair?
And my lucky left-hand?
Well, that is 4 Devil women's privates, plus and Angel's, that I can confirm are all bare down there.
Must it be a supernatural thing, since I also lost all body hair below my neck?
So both of the girls have vice-grips on me, damn, I kinda like this!
No me... This isn't the time for nonsense!
Think, think, think!
Okay, I can't even move a finger here, or I will wake the two.
Can't meld into the earth, got a box-spring and mattress under me, and I'm on the 2nd floor.
Alright, what would anime Issei do in this arguably awesome situation?
Never mind, that is bad too.
Should I just do the Friends-Joey bit, and say... How you~do~in?
No, I know operation [Feint] seems to work.
I can just play dead, and let them feel hella awkward when they wake up!
Should I just kiss them good-morning, and make sexy lemonade?
Nope, that is no good!
Shit... what should I tell Tsubaki?!
Hey babe... I woke up with my super sexy King and Queen, and they were totally naked, while using me as a hug-pillow!
Alas all good things must come to an end...
Rattle Click~! At that moment, my keen ears heard, then saw the doorknob turn in painfully slow motion!
The curse of [Rapid Cognition]! With a mental... 'Noooooooooo~!'
Creak~! The door opened wide, and to my horror there stood my Dad and Mom, frozen with a very happy Mastiff named Precious!
WOOF [Great job Alpha! You pressed the two bitches that saw Master's play-toy! And that is why you are Alpha!] WOOF~!
Rias, who was awakened by the dog, peeked from my right shoulder, over the sheet, saying.
"Good morning Mr. and Mrs Tanaka! It is nice to see you again."
She warmly greeted them both, like this always happens!
My Dad trembled, then pointed and said.
"You-you're Rias from the store?!"
His eyes were wide-open staring at the beauty on his Son's side.
Rias smiles like a Devil.
"Yup!"
Don't just yup, and do a cute head-tilt!
Then Akeno stretched her arm, and wrapped it on my chest, and looked up at the door. She smiled and said.
"Good morning Mr. and Mrs Tanaka. I'm Akeno, it is a pleasure to finally meet you, fufu."
Oh... I am a dead man, again!
"T-Two h-hot babes!"
My Dad is going to faint for sure, and my Mom has said nothing, why?
Oh~no... that's why!
The reason she isn't saying anything, is because, between the two naked hot girls, that are under a white sheet naked with me, there is the biggest fucking [Tent] I probably ever made under said sheet.
Nope... I look so fucking guilty!
I try really hard to deal with this...
"Mom and Dad... I have a good reason for this! I... I do have an explanation, and... The girls wanted to see my rock-garden! But it was too late by the time we got here, so we just crashed, and... I was going to wash their clothes for the girls... but they were already asleep, and we just, innocently ended up like this..."
Dammit all to hell, that sounded worse!
Mom elegantly asks us...
"And do these two lovely girls know you have a girlfriend named Tsubaki?"
Damn Mom is too calm!
Rias nods and tells her.
"Yes, Mrs Tanaka, Tsubaki is Akeno's best friend, and another girl named Sona. And all five of us just hang out like this together. It's very normal. Tsubaki couldn't make it last night, but she told us how beautiful it was in the garden!"
Rias lies way better than me!
Creak~! My Mom slowly pulled out the real-dog and the other fake-dog... closed the door and said...
"I'll make more breakfast! Come down when you're ready."
Click! Then the door shut.
"Ufufu~!"
"Ara~ara!"
Why are the two girls giggling?!
My life is over, and they are fucking happy!
I just sat-up and put my hands on my face.
"Alright girls, I have my eyes covered... Go ahead and get ready."
Sniff~! Wait, why do my hands smell like, oh!
I want to die from shame!
Rias got out of the bed, and said.
"Oh, If it's you Mat, I really don't mind at all that you watch. How about you, Akeno?"
Rias is just all casual as fuck damn that tent ain't going down.
"Not if it's Matsuda... Actually, he can judge the both of us, and see who is bigger. We still haven't settled that right? Oh, But you might have to touch them?"
Damn, I'm just so frustrated right now!
Stupid DxD anime world turned real!