After walking for a while, Conan, the extremely curious detective, started acting up again. He became interested in the large suitcase Mutian Yuan was dragging. So, as he walked, Conan curiously looked at Mutian Yuan and asked innocently, "Brother Xiaomu, what's in that big suitcase?"
The chubby Genta also looked at Mutian Yuan curiously and asked, "Yeah, such a big suitcase, is it eel rice?"
Genta has nothing else but... a love for food, especially eel rice. Give him a bowl of eel rice, and he probably wouldn't care if his house burned down... "Genta, how could anyone put eel rice in a suitcase?"
Mithui looked helplessly at his food-loving teammate, whose entire cranial cavity was filled with eel rice, and interjected. Mithui felt like his teammate was beyond saving; not only was he a glutton who would die for food, but sometimes his IQ was also worrying. If he couldn't beat him, he would have kicked him out.
"Yeah, it's not eel rice in here."
Mutian Yuan's mouth twitched as he helplessly answered Genta, the little chubby kid. To be honest, although he had been young once too, he still couldn't understand this chubby kid's way of thinking. It was completely different from when he was young! "Five seven, zero"
!"Brother Xiaomu, you still haven't told us what's inside."
Seeing that Mutian Yuan didn't answer immediately, Conan kept pestering him, endlessly asking. Conan knew Mutian Yuan too well; sometimes if you didn't ask twice, he would completely pretend not to hear! "You want to know?"
Mutian Yuan looked at the kids and asked with a smile. The kids all nodded vigorously in unison. Seeing this, Mutian Yuan looked left and right, then mysteriously said, "I'll tell you, but don't tell anyone else, okay? This suitcase of mine is filled with firearms and ammunition, military supplies."
"Military supplies!"
Genta, Mithui, and Ayumi immediately gasped in surprise, while Conan rolled his dead fish eyes: "Heh heh..."
Military supplies! You're trying to fool me again, aren't you! If I believe you, I'll be a... pig! If there's really military supplies in there, I'll eat it with mustard right now! It's a pity Mutian Yuan didn't know Conan's venomous oath, otherwise Mutian Yuan would definitely be willing to let Conan eat his fill of that suitcase full of firearms and ammunition... The little fox's first reaction after hearing Mutian Yuan honestly tell the truth was to... smack Mutian Yuan with her tail.
But then the little fox suddenly realized that this guy might be planning to make up another ridiculous story to trick people! As the little fox expected, Mutian Yuan made a shushing gesture to the terrified kids, then whispered, "I'm telling you, my enlistment application has been approved.
Today I received a notification from the Solar System Earth Residents' Committee Security Department that tomorrow I'm going to serve on the Solar System's First Defense Line, Pluto's orbit. By then, I'll be a glorious Earth warrior, fighting valiantly to prevent evil aliens from invading Earth. See, today I went to the convenience store and bought military supplies and dry rations according to the notice."
The little fox silently rolled her eyes. This lie was too half-hearted! Conan: "...Heh heh!"
From the moment Mutian Yuan said his suitcase was full of military supplies, Conan instinctively felt that this guy was spouting nonsense again. Now it seemed his guess was correct; this guy was indeed spouting nonsense. You, a soldier, a "Earth warrior"? Who are you kidding? Fine, even if your ridiculous organization actually exists, but you're defending Pluto's orbit? How high-tech is that? Yet with such high technology,
you still have to bring your own weapons and dry rations? I've never heard of joining the army and bringing your own weapons! Do you think you're leading a peasant uprising here?! You... what "Earth Residents' Committee Security Department" are so poor that you have to bring your own weapons and even dry rations? With that kind of financial power, how are you going to protect Earth? You might as well go home and hug your kids! And while Genta and the other kids weren't as.
...they weren't completely hopeless either. After hearing Mutian Yuan's words, the kids all looked at Mutian Yuan with a "You're kidding me" expression. Genta looked at Mutian Yuan and said, "Brother Xiaomu, Mama said it's wrong to lie!" "Then did your Mama... tell you that children shouldn't eat too much, or they'll get fat?"
Mutian Yuan immediately smiled and poked the little chubby kid. Then, after sizing Genta up, Mutian Yuan啧啧有声 (ticked his tongue) and said, "Genta, take my advice. You must control your diet in the future. And, you're already this chubby in first grade, what will you do later? Be careful, girls won't like you when you grow up!"
"Uh..."
Hearing Mutian Yuan's words, the chubby Genta was horrified. It was too terrifying to not have girls like him... And Mithui then looked at Mutian Yuan and said, "Brother Xiaomu, we're not children anymore. It's wrong for you to lie to us like this!"
"Silly child, just from what you said, I know you're still young. You should know that when I lie, I never care about the age of the person I'm lying to!"
Mutian Yuan continued to answer with a smile.
Mithui: "..."
Big brother, what you said makes so much sense, but why can you say such shameless things with such righteous indignation?! How thick is your skin? Conan saw this situation and felt he had to say something, because he knew that his... idiotic teammates combined were no match for Mutian Yuan, because this guy's maliciousness had no bottom line! Let alone these kids, even he himself had suffered at this guy's hands more than once! Not to mention anything else, just yesterday,
this guy snatched the ice cream that his dear sister Ran had bought for him! He hadn't even had a bite when this guy saw it, then this guy seriously stated that the ice cream seemed to have something wrong with it, and then before he could react, he snatched it away, claiming he wanted to see what was on it! When it returned to his hands, it was just a stick! To prevent his friends from being bullied by Mutian Yuan again, Conan asked again, "Brother Xiaomu, stop teasing us. What's actually in your suitcase?"
The more Mutian Yuan didn't tell him, the more curious Conan became. He just wanted to know what was in that suitcase! "Alright, alright, since you want to know so much, I'll tell you,"
Mutian Yuan looked at Conan helplessly, then explained, "A friend of mine had some family matters back home, so he decided to go back for a while. Since he was going back for a long time, he canceled his rented apartment. But since he'd be coming back later, he couldn't take everything with him, so he wanted to temporarily store some clothes, bedding, and miscellaneous items at my place. He originally said he'd send them to me, but I happened to be free, so I went myself..."
"I see. I guess your friend must be a girl, right?"
Conan examined the suitcase, stroking his chin in speculation. Mutian Yuan was instantly... stunned when he heard this, then asked somewhat curiously, "How did you figure that out?"
"Because this suitcase is clearly... a woman's!"
Conan pointed at the... suitcase and explained. Mutian Yuan lowered his head and looked at the suitcase, surprised. "Oh, Conan, I always knew you were a sly little kid, but I didn't expect you to be so amazing. You can even tell if a suitcase is male or female! That skill of yours is truly incredible!"
Conan: "..."
Your family's suitcases distinguish between male and female?! I meant it's a woman's style, okay?! That's completely different from whether a suitcase is male or female, do you know that?! And, you're the sly one! I call this wisdom, alright! Mutian Yuan then whispered to the little fox, "Damn it, Conan said it, and I didn't even notice. This suitcase really is a woman's. Kaito is so unreliable; he can't even pick a good suitcase."
The little fox heard Mutian Yuan complaining about Kaito and spoke fairly: "Don't complain about Kaito. Can't people have a little quirk? What's wrong with him liking to use women's suitcases? Even if he likes to wear women's clothes, that's his personal hobby!"
"You're right,"
Mutian Yuan nodded, then seriously said, "I think when there's an opportunity, I can introduce Kaito to Senior Doctor Akemi. The two of them will definitely have a lot in common!"
Kaito sometimes enjoyed disguising himself as a woman, and Senior Doctor Akemi was even better at it than Kaito, even performing as herself, and she kept up the act for several years! Just these two together would definitely have common topics! Mutian Yuan even felt that because of their shared hobby of cross-dressing,
the two would surely become bosom friends! After pondering when to introduce Kaito to Senior Doctor Akemi, Mutian Yuan looked down at Conan and said, "Conan, are you still curious about what's in the suitcase now? Oh, I know, you must be hoping to see women's intimate apparel, right? But I can tell you very responsibly, you can dismiss that perverted little thought right away, because what you want to see won't be in there at all!"
Conan: "..."
Damn you, you're the one who wants to see! This is slander, libel! It's ruining my reputation! And Mutian Yuan then muttered to himself, "Sigh, Conan, this little kid is already curious about women's intimate apparel at such a young age. If he's not raised well, he'll grow up to be a hooligan! No, I need to tell Ran about this later, and make sure she's careful of this perverted little kid who hasn't even fully grown his hair yet!"
After finishing this seemingly self-talk, Mutian Yuan looked at Conan with a troubled expression, his eyes seemingly filled with concern for Conan's future... Conan: "..."
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