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After arriving on the roof, kakashi said "hmmm well, my first impression of you guys, is that your all a bunch of idiots".
He stared blankly at the three while rummaging his pocket to make sure his precious was still there.
Kakashi then leaned against a railing pole and said "well, for starters I want to hear your name's, dislikes, likes and dreams, I'll go first, my name is kakashi, my dislikes, don't want to say, my likes, I like books and my dream is... I don't have one.
The three all thought inwardly [so unmotivated].
Kakashi pointed towards Naruto "you on the right, go next".
Naruto: my name is Naruto, my dislikes are cats and Sasuke!, my likes are instant ramen and ichiraku ramen 'he looked towards Sakura and continued the last one' and my dream is become the greatest hokage ever, believe it!.
"Alright your turn pink hair" kakashi looked at Sakura and asked her to speak.
Sakura: well for starters my dislikes are annoying people 'she looked towards Naruto specifically then continued' my likes, my likes hehe, my dream for the future is tehe, 'she kept looking at Sasuke while repeating the same line, she started daydreaming and started giggling to herself'.
Kakashi's eyelids started twitching and he got bored quickly watching this psycho and looked at Sasuke and said "alright, now you".
Sasuke: my name is Sasuke, I hate a lot of things and I don't particularly like anything, what I have is not a dream but a goal and it's to restore my clan honor and... destroy a certain someone 'he closed his eyes narrowly while saying that.
Naruto's face pouted to the side and he thought [I hope he doesn't mean me].
Kakashi was thinking as well [as I thought this team is hopeless].
Kakashi: good, your all unique and have your own unique quirks, huh? Well urrhh? We'll have our first mission tomorrow, the four of us will do it together.
Naruto who was impatient started yelling "what what, what is it".
Kakashi started laughing until Sakura asked "what's so funny".
Kakashi: well if I tell you, you won't like it, only nine of you out of the twenty seven of you will pass this genin test, the rest will be.. sent.. back to the academy.
A bunch of swallowing could be heard.
Kakashi stood up and said "see told you, you won't like it, well it's because I have the power to send you back after all.
Kakashi stretched, looked away from the group and continued "be at the designated training spot tomorrow at five in the morning, and remember, no breakfast or you'll puke".
Just as he was walking away he heard a kid say "that black haired guy is such an emo".
Kakashi looked at the talker who was slouched on a roof dangling his little leg and kakashi felt a little kinship with the guy.
Kakashi jumped up on the roof while standing behind him, he then said "I couldn't hear that".
The little kid jumped up aggressively and threw a punch right at kakashi face, kakashi barely dodged and he had a slight sweat drop dripping down his cheek.
He muttered to himself "that was close".
The kid looked at kakashi in disbelief and said "how did you dodge that, no one can dodge my attacks".
Kakashi said in a dead tone "were they all kids".
The little kid looked embarrassed and said "and.. so what".
Kakashi felt as if he looked really familiar and he said to the boy "hey kid mind telling me your name".
The kid straightened himself up and replied "my name is Nero hatake".
Kakashi who was waiting for the name just stood there expressionless but there was a lot going on inside his head.
Nero: say old man, mind telling me yours too.
Kakashi had black lines on his face feeling deeply offended [I'm only 25] but still chose to answer the question "my name is.. kakashi".
Nero frowned upon hearing this and he said "and your last name, I must know it, I'll beat you in future after all, then I'll walk away all badass and stuff".
Kakashi's mouth twitched behind the mask and he gave in "my last name is also hatake".
Nero frowned again and thought this guy was messing with him he quickly replied in turn "stop lying".
Kakashi replied with the same speed "I'm not".
Kakashi ignored the boy and jumped away, he bought a book after all and he was eagerly awaiting to read it back at his abode.
Nero watched kakashi run away and he clenched his fists while murmuring to himself "you better prepare yourself, old man, I'll beat you so bad, you'll beg me to stop" little Nero felt deeply insulted.
Next morning.
The three of team seven were standing under a tree, staring into the distance.
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Naruto held his stomach and looked around "where the hell is he, we've been waiting for almost four hours, I'm starving now".
Sasuke said in a low voice "idiot".
While Sakura was just staring at Sasuke as usual.
Kakashi finally arrived walking over slowly with his hands in his pockets, while looking up to the sky.
Naruto upon seeing him arrive ran over "where the hell have you been, we've been waiting age's".
Kakashi scratched his head and said "ah, sorry, I saw a black cat and took a detour, then I saw an old lady struggling to cross the road, so I helped, then there was a construction on a bridge so I had to wait for it to finish".
Team seven eyes drooped down and their mouths were in a crouched state.
Kakashi seeing this said "now now, now that I'm here let's begin with your test first, if your not good enough, your going back to school".
Team seven became serious after listening to that.
And kakashi pulled out two bells "the test is simple just take the bells".
Sakura: but there's only two.
Sasuke quick to interject replied "so only two of us will pass".
Kakashi: bingo, but there's no prize.
He put them on his waist and pulled out a book and continued "well your free to come at me anytime you want".
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