Three waves in.
Mei and I were covered in sweat, blood, and maybe zombie guts — I didn't want to ask which was which.
[Wave 3 Cleared.]
[Final Room Unlocked.]
[Boss Approaching…]
[WARNING: Bio-Infected Captain Detected.]
The lights flickered above us, and somewhere beyond the iron door at the end of the hallway, something big growled.
I wiped slime off my face. "I don't suppose this final boss is weak to foreplay?"
Mei smirked. "Not unless you can flirt with a ten-foot-tall zombie with a minigun."
"…So you're saying there's a chance."
We took a breather behind a half-destroyed console. Mei passed me a ration bar, which tasted like chalk mixed with sadness.
"You're not bad," she said, nudging me with her elbow. "For a dude who just popped his dungeon cherry."
"Thanks. I think the monster was gentler than you."
She snorted, but her cheeks pinked a little.
[Bond Progress: 9% → 11%]
[Harem Bond Network Active: Passive Regeneration Boost Shared]
[Harem Sync: Emotional Resonance Detected]
New Bonus: Auto-Revive at 1 HP once per dungeon (Cooldown: 7 days)
Whoa. That was new.
We hadn't even done anything spicy this time — just shared a moment, and boom, passive skill unlocked. This class was OP in all the right ways.
"Hey," I said, standing up and stretching. "Before the boss fight… mind if I check something?"
Mei tilted her head. "Like what?"
I opened my Status Window for the first time. And holy crap, it was clean.
[Status – Hiro]
Class: Harem Master (X-Rank)
Level: 6
EXP: 210 / 300
Title: Transmigrator, Dungeon Cherry Popper
HP: 380 / 380
Stamina: 280 / 280
Mana: 150 / 150
Libido Meter: 45%
Bond Sync (Mei): 11%
STATS
• Strength (STR): 16
• Agility (AGI): 14
• Vitality (VIT): 13
• Intelligence (INT): 11
• Charm (CHA): 20
• Luck (LUK): 17
• Unallocated Points: 7
Skills
Eros Domination – Bypasses charm resistance. Seduction success +50%.
Dual Cultivation Ascension – Intimacy grants EXP, stat sharing, and bond growth.
Seduction Overdrive – Lust aura in 10m radius. Weakens enemy hostility.
Harem Bond Network – Share buffs/passives with bonded girls.
Libido Burst – Charges from critical hits, releases charm shockwave.
Passives
• Shared Stat Buff: +10% Stamina Regen (from Mei)
• Harem Sync: Auto-Revive (dungeon-limited)
"Alright," I said, grinning. "I'm officially hot, lucky, and dangerous."
Mei rolled her eyes. "What's your charm stat?"
"Twenty."
She stared. "No wonder I wanted to ride you the moment we locked eyes."
[Bond Progress: 11% → 13%]
"…That bumped it again?" I muttered. "Damn, girl, are you horny or just easy to please?"
Mei grinned. "Bit of both."
She opened her own screen and let me peek — which, let's be honest, was lowkey intimate. It felt almost more personal than seeing her naked.
[Status – Mei]
Class: Scavenger (B-Rank)
Level: 9
EXP: 445 / 500
HP: 410 / 410
Stamina: 360 / 360
Mana: 120 / 120
STATS
• STR: 18
• AGI: 22
• VIT: 17
• INT: 10
• CHA: 12
• LUK: 14
Skills
• Flame Spit – Creates a short-range jet of fire.
• Salvager's Instinct – Boosts loot quality from dungeons.
• Burst Run – Temporary agility spike for 3 seconds.
• Shared Skill (Lv. 1): Libido Burst
She flexed her arms. "Not bad for a scavenger, huh?"
"You're hot, badass, and you have a flamethrower. What's not to love?"
She laughed, but then the whole bunker shook.
A metal door at the end of the corridor groaned… then exploded inward.
Out stomped the biggest zombie I'd ever seen.
Nine feet tall. Rotting military armor. Half its face melted off. And strapped to its arm?
A spinning, whining, mini-fucking-gun.
[BOSS: Infected Captain Raul]
Tier: Mini-Boss (F-Rank)
Mutation Level: 2
Weak Points: Neck, Groin, Lust Vulnerable
Unique Drop: [Core Crystal]
Alert: Boss is horny-adaptive.
"…Horny-adaptive?" I muttered. "What the hell does that mean?"
The thing roared, aimed its minigun at us, and fired.
"Less talk, more dodge!" Mei shouted, tackling me sideways.
Bullets ripped the console behind us to shreds.
We scrambled behind a concrete pillar, panting.
"Alright," I said, activating Seduction Overdrive. "Time to see if this zombie can catch feelings."
The boss growled, but staggered slightly as the aura hit him.
[Effect Applied: Mild Confusion]
[Boss Focus: Decreased 15%]
"Not bad," Mei said, lighting up her flame-thrower. "Now light him up!"
I surged forward, Libido Meter climbing fast as I landed critical hits — smashing his knee, dodging the minigun spin-up, slamming my bat into his neck with a satisfying crunch.
[Crit Hit! +25% Libido Charge]
[Meter at 95%...]
Almost there.
"Mei! Boost me!"
She activated Burst Run, grabbed my waist, and threw me toward the boss.
I activated Libido Burst mid-air — unleashing a pulse of blinding pink energy.
BOOM.
The boss roared, staggered, then dropped to its knees — disoriented, limp, exposed.
"Now, now, now!" I yelled.
Mei's flame burst hit him square in the chest. The thing screamed, twitched… then exploded into black mist.
[Boss Defeated.]
[You Gained 80 EXP. Mei Gained 40 EXP.]
[Core Crystal Obtained.]
[Universal Skill Fragment x1 Acquired.]
[Dungeon Clear Bonus: Stat Point +2, Libido Meter Reset.]
We both collapsed back onto the floor, panting and laughing.
"Holy crap," I groaned. "We just beat a sex-powered zombie boss."
Mei rolled onto her side, face flushed, eyes glittering. "You know what that means, right?"
"…Time for round two?"
She crawled on top of me and pulled my head between her thighs.
[Dual Cultivation: Initiated.]
[Harem Bond Sync: +7%]
Oh yeah.
I was definitely gonna like this world.