The mansion was fucking huge – like, stupid rich people huge. We spent five hours exploring every goddamn room, and I'm not gonna lie, I was mentally mapping out where each of my orgy fantasies would play out. Because apparently, I'm a teenage god with the emotional maturity of a horny golden Greek god retriever.
Of course, we had to properly christen the place. Sofia, Madison, Amanda, and I gave the house what I'd call a "warm welcome" while Soo-Jin basically sprinted away the moment Madison and Amanda started their hands-on exploration tour.
Girl took one look at the situation developing and noped out faster than influencers deleting controversial tweets.
