The Glorious Madness of Kaito Aishen, Young Master Extraordinaire
Name: Kaito Asami
Titles:
Jade Young Master
Fish-Killer Supreme
Seaking's Heartthrob (not willingly)
Lord of Explosive Retaliation
Future Husband of All Intellectual Beauties
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đ§ Personality Breakdown
Split Personality:
Kaito has a dark, brooding alter ego obsessed with pain, suffering, and "bringing justice through chaos." He's basically a wannabe Pain from Naruto who overacts every situation like a dramatic cult leader.
Main Personality:
A tsundere narcissist with too much young master energy. Switches between comedic cowardice, poetic madness, and genius-level strategy at breakneck speed. Can and will monologue to himself for comedic effect.
Chuunibyou Level:
Peak. Carries himself like a noble, fights like a street thug, and plans like a war criminal who read too many wuxia novels.
Philosophy:
"Why be a hero when you can be a misunderstood villain with good intentions and a god complex?"
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đ Reincarnation Perks (A.K.A. Gifts from the Broken Gacha Machine)
1. Death Reset
Upon death, Kaito enters a 24-hour limbo space where he can strategize, heal, monologue dramatically, and then return to life.
Cooldown: 48 hours between uses.
Side Effects: Sometimes cursed with strange debuffs (e.g., Seaking Attraction Syndrome, Unending Hunger).
2. Art of Explosion
Kaito can trigger a powerful AoE explosion by flipping someone off while being dramatic.
Radius increases with emotional intensity and suicidal energy.
Downside: Costs him his life to use. Combos perfectly with Death Reset.
3. Passive Translation (Pooking)
Any creature or person, no matter their species or language, can understand him when he speaks â making his rants universally cringe and effective.
Yes, even baboons and sea monsters understand his sarcasm.
4. Enhanced Body
His new body is peak anime protagonist material:
Silver hair, purple-golden eyes, porcelain skin, and muscles like a k-pop idol sponsored by Wano's finest dojo.
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đȘ Current Power & Skill Progress
Observation Haki
Mastered to an insane degree. Range: ~20km
Can detect life forms, bloodlust, and even whether someone's thinking perverted thoughts (probably).
Armament Haki
Not yet awakened. Believes it's for gorilla brutes and edgy emos. Plans to learn it only after "becoming worthy."
Conqueror's Haki
Awakened temporarily by his split personality during an emotional meltdown.
Side Effect: May trigger personality switch if used recklessly.
Navy Six Styles
Shave (Soru) â Mastered. Uses it like a caffeine-addicted ninja.
Moonwalk (Geppo) â Practically second nature. He even moonwalks for dramatic entrances.
Kami-e â Used to dodge baboon harassment. Surprisingly efficient.
Tekkai, Rankyaku, Finger Gun â Learned the basics, but rarely used. Calls them "cringe unless necessary."
Swordsmanship
Self-taught brute style, powered by raw strength and "anime memory."
Undergoing formal training under Koshiro to "refine his edge and slay in style."
Wields a metal rod (temporarily) he stole from a traumatized pirate. Treats it like a named sword.
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đœïž Notable Survival Achievements
Defeated a troop of giant monkeys by pissing them off and nuking them with Art of Explosion.
Cooked monkey meat for 48 hours nonstop due to a cursed perk that made him endlessly hungry.
Escaped molestation attempts from a horny female orangutan (his words, not ours).
Rode a half-wolf, half-dog creature like a noble steed. Named it "Little Husky" (it has PTSD).
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đ„ Goals
1. Build a harem of beautiful, traumatized women who need a sarcastic savior.
2. Become the strongest swordsman through sass, suicide tactics, and sheer willpower.
3. Provide a home for Robin, Boa Hancock, and any beauty who likes nerds with big plans and bigger delusions.
4. Topple the World Government (eventually), but mostly just bully Celestial Dragons for fun.
5. Extort pirates in the name of justice and "moral taxes."
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đ Last Words (Before He Dies Again)
> "This young master does not fear death⊠I use it as a strategy!"
> "If I get isekai'd one more time, I'm taking the gacha machine to court."
> "My dream is peace, power, and panties. Not necessarily in that order."
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Well can you tell me if I should make it a harem or just 2 fm
1- harem( won't exceed 5-6)
2- just two ( robin and Hancock)
3- you can give suggestions