Three powerful women.
One lucky reincarnated troublemaker.
And a faculty lounge about to explode.
Let's begin.
Modern MILF Mayhem: Reincarnated and Ready to Ravish
It started with a formal message.
A schoolwide notice, innocuous to everyone—except one poor reincarnated soul:
[Staff Memo – English Department Meeting, 3:30 PM]
Attendees: S. Tanaka, Y. Arai (parent rep), M. Sakamoto (external reviewer)
Student Aide Invited: R. Kurozawa
Agenda: Student engagement, literary content sensitivity, and… mentorship ethics.
Ren stared at the screen.
Mentorship. Ethics.
Oh gods.
[System Alert: MILF Collision Detected – Tier 2 Showdown Initiated]
Participants: Sayaka Tanaka, Yumi Arai, Megumi Sakamoto
Flirt Pressure: Nuclear
Objective: Survive the "Discussion" without being claimed on school property.
3:28 PM.
Faculty lounge.
Ren sat in the corner like a student on trial, clutching his notes and praying to every deity.
Sayaka sat at the head of the table, crisp blazer, perfectly glossed lips, red pen already in hand. Ice queen mode: activated.
Megumi, on the other hand, lounged in a low-cut blouse, holding a folder labeled "Literary Perspectives in Erotic Expression."
She winked at Ren when Sayaka wasn't looking.
And Yumi?
She stormed in last.
Pencil skirt. Silk blouse. Hair up. Eyes murderous.
"Sorry I'm late," she said sweetly. "Had to clean up someone's mess in the student council office. One of the students had lipstick on their collar."
Ren sank lower in his seat.
Sayaka cleared her throat. "Let's begin."
The first ten minutes were… technically professional.
Discussion of curriculum choices. Literary boundaries. What counted as "psychological insight" versus "inappropriate fantasy."
Then Sayaka dropped the grenade.
"Megumi's little novel is circulating in my classroom. I'd like to formally address the damage it's doing to my professional image."
Megumi smiled. "Oh honey. That wasn't your image—it was fiction. Loosely inspired."
"Loosely inspired my ass," Sayaka snapped.
Yumi raised an eyebrow. "So you're saying the parts about the student kneeling under her desk were realistic?"
Ren coughed violently.
Megumi giggled. "You read that chapter, Yumi-chan?"
"I edited it."
"Oh?" Sayaka's eyes narrowed. "So now it's co-authored smut?"
Megumi clutched her pearls. "Jealousy doesn't look good on you, Tanaka."
[System Notice: Passive Rivalry → Aggressive Flirt War]
Yumi: Possessiveness 45%
Sayaka: Dominance 88%
Megumi: Voyeurism 94%
Result: Chaos Imminent.
Ren tried to defuse.
"I, uh… think the narrative helped me reflect on emotional boundaries?"
Three MILF heads turned to him at once.
Sayaka leaned in. "Which scene was most… enlightening, Ren-kun?"
Yumi whispered, "The one with the bathtub, right? That was my inspiration."
Megumi grinned. "But the teacher's desk one made him sweat."
He was going to combust.
Suddenly, the door opened.
Principal Ito.
"Everything alright in here?"
Sayaka stood up with the grace of a queen. "Just discussing mentorship strategies."
Megumi slid a piece of paper toward the principal. "My next manuscript. I'd love your feedback."
Ito blinked. "...We're honored?"
Yumi added, "Don't worry. The student in question is doing just fine under all three of our… care."
Principal Ito looked at Ren. Then at the three women.
"I'm retiring early," he muttered, walking out.
[System Update: MILF Showdown Logged – No Casualties. For Now.]
Quest Progress: "Harem Branding War" 33%
Side Quest Updated: "Literary Lust Games"
Back home that night, Ren collapsed on Yumi's couch.
"I aged ten years today."
Yumi handed him tea and sat beside him.
"Heads up," she murmured, "Sayaka left you a gift in your locker."
"A gift?"
Yumi sipped her tea. "Her red pen. And a note."
Ren blinked. Opened his phone.
"I marked you in more ways than one. Rewrite my ending next time. – S."
Attached: A photo of Sayaka in just her glasses and a necktie. His necktie.
He didn't sleep that night.
He couldn't.
[System Alert: Emotional Pressure Rising – MILFs Synchronizing]
Lust Synchronization Threshold Nearing
Warning: Three-way Bond Event Possible
Caution: Overexposure may cause Harem Burnout
Ren: "I'm not built for this…"
System: [You're being rebuilt.]
To Be Continued…