Beerus: "You guys are coming to the Seventh Universe? But Lord Jack said the group gathering is still a month away. It hasn't even been that long since the last one."
Vados: "No, Lord Beerus. This time, it's just a simple visit, not an official group event."
Champa: "That's right! I found some amazing food—way better than anything in your Seventh Universe!"
Champa: "I brought it with me so you could try it for yourself. I also brought Caulifla and the others. Let's make it a visit and a tasting session!"
Grand Zeno: "That sounds interesting. @Group Owner Jack, can I come along too? I want to see what's going on."
Jack: "Didn't we agree to have the full gathering later? This time, Beerus and the others have their own plans. Are you sure you want to tag along?"
Grand Zeno: "But I'm curious about the food Champa found. I've never seen or tasted anything like it before!"
Jack: "That's true. You don't really eat much, do you? That's kind of sad. Enjoying food is one of the great joys of life."
Champa: "@Grand Zeno, don't worry, my lord! I'll bring some food for you later—something truly special!"
Beerus: "@Grand Zeno, please. What kind of food could Champa possibly find that compares to what we have here? I've got the best delicacies in the entire Seventh Universe. I'll personally bring you a taste later!"
Beerus: "Of course, Lord Jack and the Grand Priest will also get a share!"
Champa: "Naturally! Lord Jack and the Grand Priest must try the best cuisine our Sixth Universe has to offer."
Grand Zeno: "Good! Don't forget, alright?"
Beerus: "Don't worry, my lord. How could we possibly forget?"
Champa: "Lord Zeno, in order for you to enjoy the absolute best food, please allow Beerus and me to have a cooking showdown. We'll see whose dishes deserve to be served first!"
Grand Zeno: "Ooh! A food battle! When are you planning to do it?"
Champa: "@Beerus, since we're both free right now, why not do it now? Who knows what missions might come later and mess up our plans?"
Beerus: "Fine. Bring your food and your Saiyans from Universe Six. I'll prepare the best from Universe Seven."
Champa: "It's settled then!"
Champa: "By the way, @Group Owner Jack, I was wondering—Caulifla recently completed a mission. Did it bump her up on the Fighter Leaderboard?"
Jack: "Oh right! I almost forgot—I haven't posted the updated rankings yet."
Jack: "Okay, it's done. The new Fighter Leaderboard has been uploaded to the group. There've been some changes!"
Champa: "Let me see! I want to know where my Universe Six's Caulifla stands."
Champa: "Wait, what? Not even in the top three?!"
Beerus: "Champa, be serious. There are some real powerhouses in Universe Seven that didn't make the top three either. Your Caulifla only completed a moderately difficult mission. And you expected top-three?"
Krillin: "Hey, look! Even though Caulifla didn't make the top three, someone else surprising did!"
Piccolo: "Buu! He made it to second place!"
Tien: "Goku, who used to be second, is now in third place."
Android 17: "Poor Vegeta. He dropped to fourth after being third for so long."
Vegeta: "Hmph."
Beerus: "I'm still number one. Hopefully, I can keep it that way and earn the rewards later."
Beerus: "No, scratch that. I will keep it that way!"
Champa: "You're confident, Beerus. But Majin Buu and Goku are close behind. If they complete even one more mission, they could overtake you."
Champa: "So tell me, are you secretly hoping they don't take on any more missions so you can stay number one?"
Beerus: "Champa, that's such a cheap attempt at stirring trouble."
Beerus: "Of course, I want to stay at the top—but that doesn't mean I don't want them to challenge me. Unlike you, I don't shy away from competition."
Beerus: "In fact, I hope they take on more missions. The stronger they get, the more satisfying it'll be when I beat them."
Champa: "Pfft. Who knows what's really going on in that smug head of yours."
Beerus: "Enough talk, Champa. If you're done rambling, then hurry up and bring the food. If a mission drops and we miss it because of this nonsense, I'll hold you responsible."
Champa: "Don't worry, I'm on my way right now!"
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With his prized food in hand, Champa and Vados first traveled to Planet Sadala to pick up Caulifla, Kale, and Cabba. Then, they headed toward the Seventh Universe.
Meanwhile, Beerus had brought Goku and the others down to Earth.
Let's be real—when it comes to food in Universe Seven, Earth is paradise.
Beerus had zero faith in whatever culinary surprise Champa was preparing. He didn't even see it as competition. In his mind, there was no way anything from Universe Six could beat Earth's dazzling variety of dishes.
Any random Earth dish could wipe the floor with whatever Champa had.
Still, Beerus wasn't stupid. He knew it would take Champa some time to travel from Universe Six to Universe Seven, so he decided to enjoy a feast on Earth before returning with the chosen dishes.
Even though he acted like he didn't care, Beerus secretly took the whole thing seriously.
He understood the golden rule: Strategically underestimate your enemy, but always prepare tactically.
He wasn't about to lose face in front of Grand Zeno and Lord Jack over food.
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Suddenly, a loud voice echoed across Beerus' planet.
"Beerus, I'm here!"
Several figures landed in front of him.
Beerus smirked. "Yo, Champa. You sure got here fast."
It was, of course, the God of Destruction from Universe Six—Champa.
At his side stood Vados, and behind them were the Saiyan trio: Caulifla, Kale, and Cabba.
Champa: "You've got Goku and the others with you, right? I brought my Saiyans here to discuss how to unlock the Super Saiyan transformations for Kale and Cabba."
Champa: "But first—let's eat!"
Beerus: "Sure, let's get started."
Beerus turned and shouted, "Goku! Bring everyone over, it's time to compare!"
Goku soon flew in, followed by Vegeta, Piccolo, Buu, and the others.
The Universe Six trio—Caulifla, Kale, and Cabba—stood tall, looking at the group before them with bright, curious eyes.
And the warriors from Universe Seven sized them up in return.
This wasn't just a culinary showdown—it was also a subtle clash of pride, culture, and strength.
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Goku: "Hey! Caulifla, Kale, Cabba—long time no see!"
Caulifla: "Goku! You're still ranked third, huh? Not bad!"
Vegeta (muttering): "Should've been me…"
Caulifla: "We'll catch up soon. Once I finish another mission, I'm aiming for that top spot!"
Goku: "Heh! I'd love to see that. Let's train after this, yeah?"
Cabba: "We'd be honored, Goku."
Beerus (interrupting): "Enough chit-chat. Let's start the food comparison!"
The two Gods of Destruction stood across from each other.
On one side—Beerus, backed by the divine flavors of Earth: ramen, sushi, barbecue, pudding, and more.
On the other—Champa, with his mystery dishes from Universe Six, something that even Vados seemed mildly excited about.
Tables were set.
Steam rose from dishes.
Everyone gathered around in anticipation.
Even Whis and Vados looked slightly intrigued, forks and chopsticks ready.
And high above, in a private cosmic channel, Grand Zeno and Jack tuned in via holo-display.
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Grand Zeno: "Ooooh! So much food! Let's see who wins!"
Jack: "This will be interesting. Earth's got a strong track record, but I'm curious about Universe Six's flavors."
Whis (smiling): "Let's begin, shall we?"
And thus, the most epic inter-universal food battle was about to begin.
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