Ding Dong! This is the story of a man who grew suspicious of his private parts—so shiny, he could barely see them.
One morning, he noticed a strange light beaming from his pants. Shocked, he slowly took them off, only to find his "ding dong" glowing golden—a sight beyond belief.
In that moment, he believed the Goddess of Fertility had blessed him. His doubts vanished, and his faith in the divine was fully restored.