This Fanfic was created by Joecola on Ao3 and Spacebattles under these links, I only upload with his permission to Webnovel (mainly because I want to listen to this fanfic as an Audiobook)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65799709

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/a-dumbass-isekai-protagonist%E2%80%99s-guide-to-surviving-murder-drones.1229921/


You know, out of all the things that could have happened to me, finding out I've been Isekai'd into Murder Drones by waking up in the body of a drone kid who got his memory core critically damaged and lost his parents in the same attack that axed Doll's folks was not on the list of things I expected. Still, it's evidently what happened to me, and now I have to DO something about it.

So. I have about 9 years before canon kicks off to prepare for the apocalypse, help Uzi and Doll work through all their issues and trauma, respectively, and figure out how my unhinged ass is going to be able to commit deicide, because as a robot I'm theoretically immortal, so screw anything that wants to cut that short. Queue my plan to cheat like the world is ending (because it will) by abusing the hell out of my meta-knowledge, downloading entire terrabytes of data on weapons, combat skills, and engineering, befriending the main cast so I can socially manipulate them into being better able to stop Armageddon, concocting plans to turn the Solver's Murder Pets, and generally do a Batman level of overpreparation in order to rig the game in my favor as much as physically possible, because goddamn, I REALLY don't want to die.

So! A friend of mine online actually put together a map of Copper 9 for the fic, and a different friend crunched some numbers based off guestimates from canon to calculate the size and density of Copper 9 as well as put that made the first friend made onto a globe. The map belongs to Lazy Musashi on SpaceBattles and the math and globe were done by DarthAwesome, also on SpaceBattles. AO3 has an... annoying tendency to make inserted images stop working, so I'm circumventing the issue entirely by posting everything on a Google Doc and leaving it free for anyone here to access:


Map of Copper 9 and Globe Gif