Tang Lan released the Divine Wind Boat and carried Tang San up into the sky.
He summoned Little Lei, who had been sleeping lazily.
And instructed, "Go take a look and find where the inheritance land is."
Little Lei yawned, took over control of the Divine Wind Boat.
At the side,
When Tang San heard the four words "inheritance land," his pupils suddenly contracted!
This thing…No matter how you listened to it, it didn't sound ordinary at all!
Could it be thatTang Lan had also found a mysterious place similar to Seagod Island or the Slaughter City?
And it was specially—meant for him!
Combining this with what Tang Lan had just said, the more Tang San thought about it, the more excited he became!
Yes!
It must be so!
Big brother loved him so much—how could he bear to see him fade into mediocrity?
Tang San's excited appearance left Little Lei somewhat confused.
Through the soul connection of the soul spirit, he spoke with Tang Lan.
「Little Lei: Master, does your younger brother not know that the Thunder God's inheritance requires the Extreme Thunder attribute?」
Tang Lan shrugged and spread his hands.
「Tang Lan: He just likes to fill in the blanks himself. Let him be happy for now.」
Little Lei snorted with laughter.
This…Really was a unique hobby.
The Thunder God's inheritance land was not far from the Slaughter City.
Comparing with the inherited memories, Little Lei quickly determined the entrance.
Controlling the Divine Wind Boat, it descended vertically into a straight and narrow tunnel.
What was strange was—
Even though they were clearly deep underground, it was still extremely bright.
At a glance, something was obviously wrong.
After flying for more than ten minutes, they finally stopped.
"Master, ahead is the inheritance land. There are trials set by the Thunder God. The Divine Wind Boat can't pass through," Little Lei said.
"Thanks for your hard work," Tang Lan replied. "We'll walk the rest of the way ourselves. You can go back and keep sleeping."
"Got it!"
Little Lei swiftly crashed straight into Tang Lan's body.
Tang Lan put away the Divine Wind Boat and slowly walked deeper inside.
Tang San followed closely behind and cautiously asked—
"Brother, is this Thunder God inheritance land something you found for me?"
Tang Lan nodded without turning his head—he was afraid Tang San would see the smile curling up at the corners of his mouth.
Fortunately,
Tang San hadn't been completely blinded by desire and still retained a bit of self-awareness.
"But Brother, I don't have the thunder attribute. Can I really be chosen by the Thunder God?"
Tang Lan paused, then quickly turned around and looked at Tang San with a strange expression.
As if he were looking at an idiot.
This made Tang San immediately start working his brain.
A flash of insight!
That's right!
Tang Lan didn't have the water attribute, and his ice attribute was something he gained later.
Yet wasn't he still chosen by the Seagod as his successor?
He instantly grew excited!
There was a chance!There really was a chance!
He couldn't help but begin fantasizing about the future.
"Brother, what level of god is this Thunder God?"
"Thunder has such powerful offensive capability—he should at least be a First-Class God, right?"
"But I currently have the Seagod's Black-Level Trial. Will there be a conflict?"
"Can I directly abandon that trial?"
Tang San rattled off a pile of questions.
Tang Lan didn't answer.
He simply led Tang San to the end of the passage.
This place was very simple.
On a dirt platform sat a square, sturdy forging hammer.
A majestic voice resounded in Tang Lan's mind.
「Lift the divine weapon, the Thunder God's Hammer, to activate the Nine Trials of the Thunder God!」
Thunder God's Hammer?
Tang Lan raised his brows oddly. Why did all these Thunder Gods like playing with hammers?
He looked at Tang San.
And found Tang San also looking at him.
"Brother, did you hear anything just now?"
Tang Lan decisively shook his head.
"What sound? I didn't hear anything!"
This made Tang San's expression light up with joy!
—Only he could hear it. Didn't that mean he had been "chosen"?
"Brother!"
"Just now, a voice told me to go up and lift this Thunder God's Hammer, and I can activate the Nine Trials of the Thunder God!"
"Since you didn't hear it, how about I try first?"
Although Tang San was asking, his feet were already moving.
Tang Lan smiled without saying anything.
He even thoughtfully activated the Evil Eye and marked Tang San.
—This little bastard didn't have the Vast Sea Soul-Sealing or the black-level trial brand on his forehead. It was glaringly obvious.
If he got struck to death later, at least there'd still be time to save him.
"Zzzzt—"
Dense lightning burst out from within the Thunder God's Hammer.
Turning a five-meter radius into a sea of lightning.
The crackling current tearing through the air made Tang San stop his steps.
But then his gaze grew firm.
A trial!
This must be the trial that the Thunder God had set for him!
He took a deep breath.
Summoned his Blue Silver Grass martial soul and wove a suit of vine armor over his body, also condensing ice crystals to reinforce it.
Resolutely, he stepped into the lightning pool.
"Crackle crackle—"
The vine armor on his feet was scorched black by the electricity, but it wasn't destroyed outright.
It blocked most of the lightning, with only a small portion leaking through.
Even so, it shocked Tang San so badly that his body trembled repeatedly!
Tang San clenched his teeth and circulated Xuantian Gong, inching step by step toward the Thunder God's Hammer.
At the same time, he continuously wove new ice vine armor to resist the endless lightning.
A mere five-meter distance—He took a full half an hour to traverse it.
Only then did he finally stand before the Thunder God's Hammer.
With an excited heart, he firmly grasped the hammer handle with his violently trembling right hand.
"Crack—!"
A gigantic bolt of lightning struck down from the ceiling out of nowhere.
It instantly destroyed Tang San's ice vine armor, leaving him completely exposed in the lightning pool.
The massive lightning found an outlet and surged into Tang San's body all at once.
Wisps of smoke rose from his body, carrying a faint scent of roasted meat.
—He was being electrocuted well-done.
Even so,
Tang San still clenched his teeth tightly, with no intention of letting go.
—Such a heaven-defying chance to change his fate—he absolutely would not allow himself to miss it!
Perhaps it was this perseverance, or perhaps the trial had been completed.
The dense lightning surged back into the Thunder God's Hammer, leaving behind a Tang San emitting a strong aroma of cooked meat.
"Huff—ha—"
"Huff—ha—"
"Huff—ha—"
Tang San panted for over half a minute before finally recovering.
With effort, he raised the Thunder God's Hammer and waved it excitedly toward Tang Lan.
"Brother!"
"I succeeded!"
"The Thunder God's Hammer acknowledged me and gave me a trial!"
"The content is—"
Tang San's words came to an abrupt halt.
He stood there blankly, his face filled with disbelief.
Tang Lan, however, was not in the least bit anxious.
According to what Little Lei had said,
Only those who possessed the Extreme Thunder attribute could obtain the Nine Trials of the Thunder God.
—The Seagod's Nine Trials didn't require attributes because the Seagod himself became a god through faith and didn't have a water attribute either.
A trident martial soul—where would a water attribute come from?
So,
Even if Tang San passed the trial, at most he would obtain a status similar to a "High Priest," tasked with going out to find a more suitable successor.
Tang Lan was very at ease.
A few minutes later,
Tang San finally came back to his senses and forced out an ugly smile.
"My trial content is…"
"Obtain the Extreme Thunder attribute to activate the Nine Trials of the Thunder God."
"Or find someone who possesses the Extreme Thunder attribute and bring them here to activate the Nine Trials of the Thunder God…"
By the end, Tang San was almost on the verge of tears.
Because he knew that Tang Lan possessed the Extreme Thunder attribute.
And his own method was—having the million-year Thunderclap Hellvine offer itself in sacrifice.
How was Tang San supposed to replicate that?
Still unwilling to give up, Tang San clung to his last shred of hope and asked—
"Brother, do you know where there might be another million-year thunder-attributed ferocious beast?"
The response he received was Tang Lan's eye-roll.
"You think million-year ferocious beasts are cabbages?"
"And you even want one with the thunder attribute."
"No. There isn't any, and there can't be."
"As far as I know, in the world today, there is only one million-year ferocious beast—the Deep Sea Demon Whale King."
"He does have a thunder attribute, but he leans more toward water."
"And he himself doesn't possess the Extreme Thunder attribute. Even if he sacrificed himself to you, how could he grant you Extreme Thunder?"
These words
Hit Tang San so hard that he staggered back several steps and collapsed onto the ground.
The Thunder God's Hammer he had struggled so hard to obtain slipped from his hand and was flung aside.
Tang Lan stepped forward and helped him up.
At the same time, he casually picked up the Thunder God's Hammer and weighed it in his hand.
"The weight feels pretty good. Swinging it to smash people should feel great."
Tang San subconsciously nodded.
But then he realized something was wrong!
Wait a second!
Tang San looked up at Tang Lan—he was bathed in lightning, yet showed no reaction at all.
In Tang Lan's hands, the Thunder God's Hammer behaved as obediently as an ordinary hammer.
This…I…It…
So all the suffering Tang San endured—getting electrocuted into roasted meat just to achieve this—
For Tang Lan, it was as easy and effortless as breathing?
This stark contrast made Tang San feel somewhat emotionally shut down.
But before he could dwell on it, he suddenly realized something!
Tang Lan possessed the Extreme Thunder attribute. He had lifted the Thunder God's Hammer—didn't that mean…
Tang San's palm grew hot.
Then a voice sounded in his mind.
「Find a person possessing the Extreme Thunder attribute to activate the Nine Trials of the Thunder God—trial complete!」
「Reward: Level raised to the current integer bottleneck, and body granted a limit soul ring!」
The next second,
Lightning surged out from the Thunder God's Hammer in Tang Lan's hand and enveloped Tang San.
Immediately after came a dense crackling of thunder.
Tang Lan activated the Vast Sea Divine Pupil and looked through the lightning.
The bolts struck Tang San's flesh, turning into pure energy that merged into his body.
Raising Tang San's level.
Aside from the process being a bit hard to endure, the overall result was good.
It seemed Tang San had "completed" the trial, and this was the reward bestowed by the Thunder God.
Tang Lan finally felt at ease and didn't activate the mark.
Instead, he calmly checked his own gains.
First—and most importantly—
[The host has obtained the Nine Trials of the Thunder God, causing Tang San to miss the position of the Thunder God, seizing a large amount of Tang San's fortune!]
[Reward: ".!"]
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