You know what the weirdest thing that could have happened to me is?
No?
I'll answer that way...
Death.
While I'm sure many would say that death will come for everyone sooner or later, I don't know how I died.
It certainly wasn't from old age, I guess...
At least I don't remember it, but if I were to guess, the first thing that comes to mind would be Truck-kun, who loves sending people to other worlds.
And what world did I end up in?
Overlord!
I wasn't an ordinary supporting character, but was reborn as the main character, in a dying world where you need gas masks to breathe normally.
And the funniest thing is that I got a so-called "gender change" or, more simply, a gender bender.
I had a pussy and bam, now I'm a sausage. Well, actually, I didn't experience any dysphoria or other crap. I even enjoyed my "tool", but I couldn't find a girlfriend to use my "tool".
In fact, I followed the canon. Everything was the same, my character was a big and powerful skeleton, who was a member of the most famous guild in YGGDRASIL. I haven't changed that yet...
Honestly, for me, girls... I mean a guy from the ordinary world, where VR games weren't so developed, it was a gold mine, what games I didn't play, including 18+.
But still, my favorite game was YGGDRASIL, where my home and my family, the Nine's Own Goal guild, were, and Tatchi Mi was my best friend. Together, we went through a very long path of development, and we managed to get to the top of the game itself.
Along the way, our guild was replenished with different people who were united by this game... a game that is being closed...
This was shocking news for everyone, as well as for me, but I knew that this was not the end. I tried to convince everyone to gather on the last day to play the game "last journey" together, but many had things to do, or they simply could not.
And in the end, I was left with Tatchi Mi, who was about to leave the game.
"To be honest, I did not expect that at the end you would change the great terrible skeleton necromancer to a sexy demoness," Tatchi Mi said when he saw me.
Yes, the day before the "closure" of the game, I used the appearance change coupon to change myself. Of course, the bone daddy is cool, well, he was in the anime, but for me, souls from another world, the prospect of remaining a skeleton is not attractive. And I also missed the female body, although I don't want to give up the "tool".
"Tatchi Mi, do you believe in fate?" I asked, and of course, instead of hearing a female voice, there was a male one, which looked rather strange if you look at it from the outside.
"Momonga, or rather Lilith… Honestly, I can still understand the change of appearance, but why did you change your name, it's not a cheap pleasure, especially when the game is closing." Tatchi Mi said
I just shrugged.
"Well, I wanted to spend the game as Lilith, the Demon Lord." I answered.
"Demon Lord? You know, that nickname suits you. "The Great Demon Lord Lilith", it's a pity that it's only for one day." He said, sighing sadly.
I really wanted, really wanted him to stay, but I didn't ask him to stay in the game a little longer, I had already accepted my fate, which would come true in a couple of minutes.
"Anyway, I didn't expect you to come. We haven't seen each other for two years." I said sadly.
"Two years? I didn't expect so much time to pass..." he said.
"Anyway, I came in to say goodbye one last time, anyway, it's time for me to sleep and..." I just raised my hand.
"No need. Goodbye." I said, and a few seconds later he disconnected.
I could only sigh, it was a wonderful time spent in the game, but all good things come to an end...
And then something even better appears!
I waited so long for this, another world, where I will be very strong, where I can do what I want, and the guardians that my friends created will help me with everything.
Getting up from the table, I headed to the main hall, where I saw NPCs standing in a row.
The first one was Sebastian, who was created by Tatchi Mi, and behind the butler was a squad of battle maids "Pleiades" and they were such beauties, I really wanted to see them naked, but the game unfortunately did not allow it.
Although I am sure that if this was in the game, it would not have closed…
In any case…
"Follow me." - I gave the command, and they immediately followed me.
We did not walk for long, and soon I stepped over the threshold, and found myself in a majestic hall, where there was a throne that was suitable for the lord of demons.
Approaching the throne, where Albedo was standing… Damn, she was just sexy, I do not understand why in the original Ainz avoided her attention. I would have gladly tumbled with her.
Approaching the throne, I turned and looked at the column of servants.
"Fall in line," I said, to which they followed my order.
I sat on the throne, looked at Albedo, and immediately opened her settings, where there was a bunch of solid text. Having scrolled almost to the very end of the list, I found what I was looking for.
"Well, let's change the "bitch" setting to a little "yandere." - I changed the parameters and applied.
To be honest, I just like yanderes, but only a little...
Then I added a note: "In love with the character Lilith" and "Submissive in bed," I wrote, and pressed apply. Just like that, I was able to get my first girlfriend. And I was already impatient to do something indecent with her, but that could wait. If this were in the real world, then I would have had a bunch of girls who want to be with me for a long time. But unfortunately, the game cannot become reality...
Or can it?
Hehe.
Leaning back on the throne, I just kept looking at the clock, which was slowly but surely approaching midnight, when the YGGDRASIL servers would be turned off.
Although this second life of mine was not special, this would soon change, but this could already be said to be my third and last life.
And I got a "gender change" again, which made me want to laugh.
To be a girl who died of something unknown and without remembering it, dressed up as a guy, in a dying but advanced world, started playing a game in which she made many friends, but after the supposed "closure" of the game, she would again find herself in another world, and with a different gender.
My life is like some kind of comedy.
Allowing myself to smile, I returned my attention to the clock.
23:58
23:59
00:00
New world, I'm coming!