Hello.
Yes.
It's me again.
NEKO NEKO.
The koala.
The witness.
The victim.
The unpaid narrator of an emotional hostage situation disguised as a romance arc.
Today, we are reviewing Chapters, also known as:
"THE ARC WHERE ANDREW TURNED INTO VELCRO AND TINA LET IT HAPPEN."
I want to be clear.
I did not consent to this level of affection.
I simply live here.
Now sit down.
Hydrate.
Prepare.
SCENE 1 — Chapter: MORNING, OR AS I CALL IT, THE KOALA INCIDENT
Morning in the mansion begins peacefully.
Too peacefully.
Suspiciously peacefully.
I open one eye from my luxury pillow (which is actually Tina's discarded hoodie), and immediately realize something is wrong.
Because Andrew is on her.
Not next to her.
Not beside her.
ON. HER.
Draped.
Curled.
Limbs everywhere.
Face tucked into her neck like he's trying to merge DNA.
This man is clinging like a baby koala who just discovered gravity exists and hates it.
Tina is awake.
Frozen.
