Hei An, a devoted fan of Lord Of The Mysteries to the point of being able to recite every honorific name backwards and in fluent Zhōngwén/Pǔtōnghuà without missing a single syllable and without an accent—purely to show off (he had only had five friends in his life)—found himself in the world of LOTM, staring straight at his fiancée. To make matters worse, she was from the Amon family. Knowing he was, in short, completely screwed, he prayed to the cuttlefish that loved diving, hoping it would send him back.

When that proved fruitless, he abandoned all hope and cursed out all of his ancestors, shouting in his mind, "Send me back, damn it! I'm not even Chinese! I'm American! I just changed my name and moved to China because I was an 18 year old youth who wanted to be transmigrated but ended up staying!"



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You can use any Oc's that appear in this fanfiction or in any other fanfiction of mine as writing fanfic's should just be for fun also if you don't want to be confused start at chapter 27 and 28.



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SHE DATED AN 11 YEAR OLD!!!!!!! my fuCKING EX WAS ONE OF THOSE CREEPS AND DATED AN 11 YEAR OLD FUCKING GIRL.


BRO I WAS IN A NEARLY SEX RELATIONSHIP WITH HER I GOT TO SECOND FUCKING BASE I WANT TO VOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Chapter 32 - I HATE HATE HATE MY FUCKING LIFE.