As someone who had survived as the dragon lord's aide, it would have been impossible not to pick up a few things here and there.
Like knowing how to handle political incidents, understanding when it was best to hide, developing a sixth and seventh sense for possible assassination attempts, and nurturing that strange obsession with buying and reviewing essential survival bits and bobs.
And Riley had made a name for himself online as @ThisOneBetterWork. This username became relatively popular in that little section of Eryndra's biggest online store for hoarding and testing every little packet on the market that claimed to be waterproof and fireproof.
Obviously, he became notorious for leaving reviews that mostly featured bags that did not quite make the cut. But in doing so, Riley had also managed to uncover the rare gems, the ones that could survive the daily pains of working for a fire-breathing dragon with anger management issues.
But why did he resort to using human goods?
