Who would've thought my soul-less, day-to-day existence would get hit with a curveball like this?
"Ugh! So fucking annoying. Why do we have to take care of that bastard?"
"Stella. Lower your voice…! He'll hear you from the second floor."
"Let him hear. I'm so embarrassed because of that loser, I can't even bring my friends over."
…Is she talking about me? Ohh..that's not a good sign.
I almost gave up halfway down the stairs.
Being called a "loser" by my own sister…
Being an only child, I wouldn't know, is this how siblings normally are?
"Stella…"
"Since Mom's away on a business trip starting today, don't you think we should make a rule that this retard isn't even allowed to breathe in the same place as us?"
As I descended the stairs, I came face to face with my two younger sisters for the first time.
Even seeing her again, Serena… was incredibly beautiful, like, out of the world beautiful.
Jet-black hair and mysterious violet eyes. Her soft, cute facial features practically screamed it...
She's the type who can't say no to anyone.
Soooo adorable....
'…And her tits are huge.'
I only stole a quick glance with the corner of my eyes, afraid that staring too hard would seem weird, but even through her clothes, it was obvious she was stacked.
"...."
Stella was staring at me with wide eyes, completely startled.
Even though my first impression had been the absolute worst thanks to all the verbal abuse, she was just as gorgeous as Serena.
Even the way she crossed her arms and glared at me with hostility was hypnotic.
Her vibrant golden hair was tied in a side ponytail, and her confident crimson eyes contrasted sharply with Serena's style.
'No wonder this is an Eroge…'
…If word got out that two girls like this lived under the same roof, scouts would be knocking on our door within a day.
Whether for a girl group or cheerleading squad.
"…Oppa?"
Serena called out to me, her eyes wide.
But out of all the times I'd heard 'Oppa' so far, this one felt the most… filled with curiosity and interest.
Just as I was surprised by them, my sisters seemed just as shocked by their new brother.
If someone asked me who they were, what would I even say? Goddesses.
I handled this well, right?
"Serena."
I decided to ask again.
"Yes…?"
As I got closer, Serena straightened her back, lifting her head to look at me, her eyes still wide.
Her lips parted slightly, as if in awe, and the way she blinked rapidly was adorable.
"I'm your brother… right?"
"Y-Yes… That's right… You're my Oppa…"
Then Stella was my sister too.
I turned my head sharply, and the blonde girl flinched.
"Stella's my sister too."
"...."
"You shouldn't say such harsh things to your brother."
"What…"
Stella seemed to be struggling with some kind of mental conflict.
Maybe because the way I looked now was so different from her old brother.
Either way, her first impression of the newly updated brother must've been that I wasn't some pushover retard, because she clamped her mouth shut and sharply turned her head away.
"I'm leaving."
"What about breakfast?"
"I'm not eating!"
Stella coldly dashed off.
Left alone, Serena clasped her hands in front of her stomach, fidgeting with her fingers while sneaking glances at my face.
"Serena?"
"…Ah, ah...! Y-Yes, Oppa…"
"Sorry for the weird question, but… where was the bathroom again?"
Serena quickly guided me with light, hurried steps.
Come to think of it, the height difference was pretty big.
"How tall are you?"
"One hundred fif… N-No! One hundred sixty."
So that meant I was close to 190 cm. 186? 187?
I'd grown almost 15 cm…
No wonder the air felt different.
"Got it. Thanks."
I closed the bathroom door and stood in front of the mirror.
'…What the hell. This god-tier, pretty motherf...'
I let out a dry laugh at the absurdity.
Now I understood why my sisters had been so flustered when they saw me.
Any girl would lose her mind if a guy who looked like this approached her.
It'd be like a drop-dead gorgeous girl suddenly appearing in front of me, ofcourse my brain would short-circuit.
At least I knew this was an unrealistic game setting, so I could handle it.
"Ugh!"
I recoiled at the sight of my old dirty, yellowish-white T-shirt and immediately tore it off.
Why the hell was I wearing this?
With the shirt off, my sculpted body was fully exposed. I'd guessed from my broad shoulders, but my physique was insane.
'Damn.'
This was the first time I'd ever lost track of time just staring at a man's body.
Was this [Divine Physique]?
A face like a god.
A body sculpted by angels.
And… even my cock looked divine.
Even my cock was unfairly huge and good-looking, like this was some limited-edition in-game skin.
"Status Window."
Kim Sanghyuk
Lv. 1 (D)
Strength[5]
Agility[5]
Stamina[5]
Technique[5]
Charm[999](Hidden)
Skills
[Insight・Crimson]
Mythic Authorities
[Lucky Pervert]
[Personality Excretion]
[Blood's Allure]
[Saintess' Protection]
[Divine Physique]
[Undying Discipline]
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"Hmm."
That goddess had said she completely removed the difficulty of the romance routes. If she was gonna go that far, why not just max my level to 9999?
I thought about why my stats were at 5 and why the special perks had no descriptions.
'She said she created this world, right?'
Meaning, as an Eroge developer, she had certain goals in her mind.
She must've wanted players to fully enjoy the game, even if it was easy mode.
So instead of giving outright cheats that would let you one-shot the final boss in a second, it made more sense to provide just enough convenience to let players enjoy the prepared events.
Enjoy the journey...that kinda shit, you know!
'She seemed like she was just throwing perks around, but she actually thought it through.'
…What a scheming, perverted goddess.
Still, I'm not interested in a harem. I just want to make good money in a respectable job, marry a pretty girl who loves me, have about three kids, and live happily ever after.
I doubt I'll ever need to use those creepy abilities.
'But…'
What the hell is Personality Excretion?
Some kind of self-defense attack skill? I'll have to try it out later.