Hello and welcome to This Venerable One Will Not Have Children!
This is a danmei novel originally titled 本座不会生孩子, written by 可1可23 during her college days. I translated this story a while back but never found the right place to share it—until now!
A few quick notes before we dive in:
Yes, this is an MPREG story. (Buckle up!) For those new to danmei, I'll do my best to include notes about honorifics and cultural references to make things easier to follow.
Please sit back and enjoy this translation! And if you spot any mistakes—PLEASE let me know. I'm only human, after all, and I just wanted to share this lighthearted, fluffy, and delightfully silly little story with everyone.
Thanks for reading, and happy scrolling!