Ares laughed, his tone laced with confidence and pride. "You haven't seen everything I've got up my sleeve yet, my friend. In any case, I got them from the President."
"The President?" they all said in unison.
"Yes, the President. I met with him and learned a lot of incomprehensible things. But I'll tell you everything later. As for these robots, they were their secret weapon. They were planning to use them when the situation got worse, but I managed to convince him to give me five of them. It's funny, I used to be a spy for the European Union, and my mission was to infiltrate Egypt and get the manufacturing plans for these things. These things would have wiped out the EU armies if a war had started between them, and the matter would have ended in favor of the Islamic Union, but that doesn't matter anymore, because neither of them exists now. But it was a surprise to me that they brought these things to this strange planet with them!"