To: All Reincarnation Case OfficersFrom: Éclair, Deputy Director of File ContainmentRe: Soul #11938C — Lady Isadora de Thorne (AGAIN)Security Level: Velvet CrimsonEmotional Risk Level: Too High, Too Fabulous
File Update Summary:
Lady Isadora has officially built a fashion empire out of thread and wrath. The following outcomes were NOT in the original projection model:
Five duels to the (almost) death caused by hemline disputes
One minor civil disturbance over enchanted boots that whisper backhanded compliments
A cult forming around her "Scarf of Passive-Aggressive Warmth"
A cloak labeled "Duchess of Your Demise" trending in three realms
Multiple nobles calling her "Your Majesty" despite her zero titles
Clothing Item - Passive Effect :
Corset of Clarity : Exposes secrets when tightened
Chiffon of Judgement : Causes temporary shame in critics
Socks of Subtle Shade : Mutters insults to nearby rivals
Purse of Pocketed Rage : Stores emotional trauma for bonus crit damage
Complaint Received from: Duke Alphonse of Garvelyn
"Lady Isadora arrived at the Grand Atelier Showcase and stole the attention of the entire hall before she even descended the staircase.Her cloak whispered the names of my exes as she passed.I demand a soul refund or at least a consultation with her tailor."
Request: Denied.
Conclusion:
Lady Isadora de Thorne has defied expectations, humbled aristocrats, and invented magical pret-à-porter warfare. While her demands remain excessive, her reincarnation has resulted in record-high karmic resonance among commoners and disgruntled debutantes.
Also, she created soul-stitched gowns that can survive lava. We are not prepared.
Ongoing Monitoring Required.Do NOT give her a second Threadweaving affinity.Do NOT allow her to access summoning magic.Do NOT wear beige in her presence.
Signed,Éclair