In a high-end restaurant, Ryun looked at Tsunade, who was eating and drinking voraciously in front of him, with great displeasure. This shameless woman followed them everywhere. In the end, Kushina could not withstand the gambler's persistent pestering, and a large portion of the money they had won was forcibly taken away.
The key point was, after taking the money, she still did not leave. She even had to mooch a luxurious meal, which was really too much...
"What do you two want with me? Don't tell me you just happened to be passing by..." Tsunade asked proactively after wiping her oily mouth.
"He and I got married just over half a month ago..." Kushina said with a happy smile.
"Nani???" (Long tone)
"You two, such a big event like marriage, and you didn't even notify me in advance?" Tsunade wore an expression of deep distress.
"Do you have a fixed place to live? How dare you say we didn't look for you... If it weren't for Teacher Orochimaru's intelligence, we still wouldn't know where you are now..." Ryun rolled his eyes at her and retorted.
"Fine... Congratulations on your marriage. Speaking of which, Kushina, you must have become a real woman now... Looking at your little face, all glowing and rosy, is it really that... nourishing???"
Tsunade first offered congratulations, then smirked and leaned her face close to Kushina's to tease her.
"Don't always be so blunt when you speak..." This simple sentence from her made Kushina blush brightly.
"Isn't that a stupid thing to say? If getting married doesn't make her a woman, does that mean I'm impotent?" Ryun glared at her irritably.
"That's true... You've had your eye on Kushina since you were little. Today, you finally managed to get your hands on her, you little brat..."
"Lady Tsunade..." Seeing Tsunade speak so rudely, Shizune couldn't help but tug on her clothes.
"You're right about that..." Ryun did not refute her words, instead admitting it openly.
"An excellent girl definitely needs to be pursued early. Otherwise, if some blonde guy were to snatch her away, wouldn't I end up a single dog like you?"
Ryun's words made Kushina's heart feel sweet, but Tsunade opposite them instantly became furious:
"Bastard! Who are you calling a single dog? Are your bones itching for a beating???" Tsunade slapped the table and said angrily.
"But, Sister Tsunade, you are single... Ryun isn't wrong..." Kushina resolutely stood on Ryun's side.
"You... Oh, so not even a month after marrying over, you want to draw a line with your family, is that it? Fine, fine, fine!" Tsunade stared at Kushina with a fake smile.
"That's not it... I'm just stating the facts..." Kushina muttered softly, her eyes darting around avoiding Tsunade's gaze.
"You stupid girl, he's been feeding you too much bewitching soup since you were kids. Didn't you hear him say he's been thinking about how to pursue you for ages? My granduncle was right, the Uchiha family is indeed evil, especially this bratty Uchiha..."
As Tsunade spoke, she didn't forget to point at Ryun's hair.
"Girls need to be excellent to be pursued... The fact that Nana was pursued by me proves she is very charming. Unlike you? You're already so old and haven't been pursued by a man, let alone when you were little..."
Ryun's words made Tsunade's face turn red with anger immediately: "Bastard, dare to come out and fight one-on-one?"
"Afraid of you???"
"Let's go! Outside!" Tsunade stood up directly.
"Ah... Sister Tsunade, don't be so reckless... You can't beat him..." Kushina hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade her, so anxious that her catchphrase came out.
However, her attempt to dissuade only made Tsunade's anger worse...
"I can't beat him? Ask him if he dares to stand still for a one-on-one fight, the kind where you don't dodge or avoid, fist meets flesh..." Tsunade knew she wasn't his match in a normal fight, so she proposed this kind of 'brutal' fighting method.
"How dare I not? But you insist on playing this big, right..."
Seeing Ryun's appearance of 'lacking confidence', Tsunade became even more arrogant and overbearing for a moment...
"What? Scared already? Pfft... You're nothing."
Tsunade looked very pleased with herself. She originally intended to make a snide remark and then drop the matter, but who knew Ryun's next sentence would immediately put her in an untenable position:
"Right now, immediately, outside. Whoever chickens out is a puppy." After saying this, Ryun walked straight out of the restaurant.
"Ah... Ryun, don't be reckless..." Kushina quickly chased after him.
Seeing this, Tsunade gritted her teeth, ignored Shizune's attempts to stop her, and followed them out with a dark expression.
She refused to believe today that Uchiha Ryun, this annoying little brother, would really dare to stand firm against her?
"Speak. How do you want to fight this one-on-one?"
In an empty space, Ryun stood with his arms crossed, staring at Tsunade opposite him.
"I punch you once, you punch me once. We fight hard until one of us admits defeat!" Tsunade chose this cruelest form of one-on-one. She planned to use the Creation Rebirth technique to tough it out against Ryun. She was determined to regain her face as the big sister today.
"You really want to play this big? Fine, fine, fine... Don't say I bully women. I'll stand still and let you hit me three punches first..." Ryun raised his chin confidently.
His Sage Body had reached great completion. Withstanding three monstrous strength punches wouldn't be easy? At most, he'd spit out some blood, no big deal.
Tsunade wants to play tough with him? How could Ryun be afraid of her?
"Good, you said it yourself!" Tsunade quickly rushed to agree.
"Have you two had enough!!!"
Kushina directly unleashed her full aura and blocked the space between the two.
In the end, this brutal one-on-one fight did not proceed as desired due to Kushina's intervention. The two chose arm wrestling, a relatively harmonious contest.
"Don't say I bully women. I'll allow you to use both hands."
Ryun was still confident at this moment. Hearing this sentence, Tsunade's hair practically stood on end...
This damn kid is just too damn arrogant!
"Fine, then let's make a bet. If you lose, you kneel down..."
Tsunade spoke but suddenly stopped.
"If you lose, you agree to one condition for me..."
She originally wanted to say that Ryun should kneel down and bark like a dog, but thinking that the opportunity was rare, she still planned to have Ryun quell the wars in the ninja world, if she could win this round.
When Ryun heard Tsunade mention a bet, he immediately understood that this was in the bag. The task Orochimaru had given him could finally be completed!
"Alright. If I lose, I can agree to any condition you have. But if you lose, you also have to agree to one condition from me. My request isn't high, and the condition I state will be within your capabilities."
Hearing that she wouldn't be at a disadvantage, Tsunade decisively nodded and accepted the bet.
A moment later, Ryun used Chidori Sharp Spear to carve out a large piece of hard rock to serve as the platform for the contest.
"These are the rules. Whoever loses agrees to one condition from the other. Ryun can only use one hand. Sister Tsunade can use both hands..." Kushina acted as the referee this time.
"Wait, what if you lose and refuse to honor the bet? After all, you've welched on me more than once..." Ryun said warily. He had been cheated by this shameless woman many times before, so he had to get some insurance first.
"Bastard, when have I ever welched? You little brat, don't make false accusations..." Tsunade couldn't help but curse.
"Won't admit it? You know perfectly well in your heart if you've cheated... Swear a poisonous oath. If you lose and welch this time, then may you lose every gamble from now on, may nothing go right for you for the rest of your life..."
Seeing Ryun's serious expression, Tsunade also got angry: "Fine, then what about you? What if you lose and welch?"
"I always keep my word. When have I ever welched?" Ryun curled his lip somewhat speechlessly.
"Cut the nonsense. You swear a poisonous oath too. If you lose and welch, then may you become impotent, may that thing of yours never rise again for the rest of your life!"
"No!!!"
Hearing Tsunade actually wanted Ryun to swear such a vicious oath, Kushina was the first to panic!
You can bet and fool around all you want, but how dare you joke about her lifelong happiness?
Was this actually aimed at her? Are we still sisters? This damn single, gambling dog!!!
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