Chapter 41: Lucky E Great Family.
[After Tristan's disastrous attempt at hitting on girls, you all think it's better to temporarily avoid going over to strike up conversations with that group of big sister types who love working out.]
[With your current level of strength, you are still not qualified to act as a fitness trainer for them, much less meet the conditions to get up close and intimate.]
[If you could learn gym skills like [Natural Body], perhaps you would be able to attract the attention of those muscular big sisters...]
[Unfortunately, today there doesn't seem to be any suitable targets in the gym for you all to guide.]
[Therefore, you all begin wandering around aimlessly, then head straight toward the gym's rest area.]
And inside the Chaldea Gym, there is a corner of the rest area that is extremely lively.
What comes into view are three rather familiar faces.
Archer EMIYA, Lancer Cu Chulainn, and Lancer Diarmuid.
The three male Heroic Spirits sit around a table like a bunch of old men in a nursing home, pouring goji berry tea from a thermos while throwing dice and playing Ludo.
"Not bad, Lancer. You're actually holding your own against me like this..."
EMIYA wipes the sweat from his forehead and says, "Wait until I roll a six next turn, then your dog life will be coming to an end!"
Cu Chulainn breaks into a confident smile. "I'm absolutely certain you won't be able to touch me at all. Be a good boy and surrender, Archer!"
"With all due respect to the two of you, the next turn will be my victory."
Diarmuid says seriously.
Good heavens, these idle Servants are hiding out here lazily playing Ludo again?
Eikou thinks to himself, you guys are just playing a single game of Ludo, yet you're shouting so passionately and heatedly—did you just finish watching an anime and then slip into full chuunibyon role-play or what?
He walks over a bit out of curiosity and casually strikes up a conversation:
"Senpai, what are you guys doing? The gym is a place for people to train. If you want to play Ludo, wouldn't the Game Room be more appropriate?"
"Ah, pardon us."
Diarmuid scratches his nose somewhat embarrassedly.
"They had a bit of a conflict in the gym just now, so they decided to use Ludo to compare who's stronger. After finishing this round, we'll leave immediately."
"So that's how it is. But why compare using Ludo?"
Eikou feels puzzled. By common sense, shouldn't these warriors be sparring, or competing in weightlifting or long-distance running?
Cu Chulainn says proudly:
"Because we're comparing Luck!"
He freezes after hearing that.
"But aren't all of you Luck E?"
"Even if we're all Luck E, there are still differences in rank. Luck E and Luck E can't just be lumped together. I think I'm a bit luckier than them."
EMIYA smiles and says:
"At the very least, I've never been ordered by a Master to commit suicide. Right, Lancer?"
"Wait, this topic makes me a bit uncomfortable…"
Diarmuid cuts in.
"Haha, you think you're that lucky? That mole on your face—because of it, don't you usually get dragged into Shurafield all the time?"
Cu Chulainn immediately fires back at EMIYA.
"Ughhh...!"
Diarmuid clutches his chest in pain.
"…Why do I feel like you've already decided the champion? Diarmuid over there is already crying tears. He really is the concentrated essence of your Luck E family."
Eikou sighs, then glances at their Ludo board.
All the pieces are still lying at the starting line, waiting to take off.
"…How long have you guys been playing?"
"Three hours."
Diarmuid answers honestly.
"The first round?"
"The first round."
Amazing. These unlucky guys have been playing for three whole hours, yet not a single person has rolled a six to take that most crucial first step.
This is actually a bit terrifying. The more you play this game, the more tragic it feels.
At this moment, Tristan suddenly sits down beside them.
"If nobody has taken off yet, then if you don't mind, please let me join in from the next turn."
"?"
Why is there another Luck E showing up now?
"I also want to try comparing and see what my exact ranking is within the great Luck E family."
Tristan says with a serious expression.
The three of them speak in unison:
"Welcome, brother!"
"Alright then, as long as you're happy…"
Eikou helplessly supports his forehead.
Gawain suddenly notices a blind spot:
"Why does it have to be Ludo? If you played cards instead, wouldn't the efficiency be higher?"
"Just forget about them. I want to see exactly how many hours it will take these idiots to finally roll a six."
[You and Gawain stand together watching the pinnacle duel of Servants who possess E-rank Luck.]
[You watch them roll the dice for a full hour, yet all the airplanes are still standing motionless at the starting point.]
[...]
[It's too boring; in the end, you still give up and stop watching.]
[You plan to call Gawain to leave together, but he refuses.]
"I've already been watching for so long, no matter what I have to see them roll a six. Otherwise, wouldn't the past hour have been a complete waste?"
Gawain replies with an extremely serious expression.
"Gorilla…"
Eikou thinks to himself, Gawain, you really have had your brain fermented by mashed potatoes—not only did you waste an hour watching, you're actually planning to waste even more time here?!
Come to think of it, our job is Fitness Trainer, so why are we gathering here to watch Ludo anyway?
[Unable to endure it any longer, you decide to leave first and look around to see if there are any Gym trainees who need guidance.]
[...]
[Just like before, you still can't find any suitable targets to guide.]
[But this kind of idle feeling isn't bad either; you might as well just take it easy and let today pass comfortably.]
[You spend 2 QP to buy a bottle of mineral water from the vending machine, then plan to spend the remaining time training your body on the Treadmill while admiring the sexy big sisters working out on the opposite side, passing a somewhat boring but extremely eye-pleasing day.]
[And right at this moment…]
"Master, are you here as well?"
Just as Eikou is about to drink the water, a sweet and familiar voice suddenly sounds beside him.
Eikou is startled and immediately turns his head to look toward the owner of that voice.
What meets his eyes is a blonde big sister wearing sportswear, looking mature and alluring.
"…Artoria?"
"Master, why are you here?"
She tilts her head slightly, her beautiful green eyes carrying a hint of surprise as she looks toward Eikou.
That gorgeous face, both noble and pure, is slightly flushed due to the temperature in the Gym.
Just standing there, her figure already becomes the most beautiful scenery. Her breath-stealing body curves, her mature, fair, and beautiful face, together with her perfect goddess-like body that fully displays the ultimate golden ratio — her entire body emits a sweet and rich feminine fragrance.
That's right… this is the Super-cup Lion King, Artoria Lancer!
Eikou's heart jolts slightly, and his gaze can't help but begin to observe her outfit from top to bottom.
He sees that the tall blonde beauty is wearing a loose blue jacket, with a tight white tank top underneath, and sports shorts below. The outfit looks very casual, yet it gives off the seductive aura of a charming next-door big sister, inevitably making one's thoughts wander.
Beneath that rather breezy sportswear is a slender waist that fits perfectly in one's grasp, smooth and soft fair skin on her abdomen, and on her chest are two full, plump mounds, tightly wrapped by the tank top.
Eikou stares until he nearly feels dizzy.
Her round buttocks wrapped in the shorts, along with those long, fair, and full legs, are also incredibly alluring!
This body… is truly beyond human!
Such a tight tank top simply cannot conceal the enormous fullness of her chest at all. That tall, ripe figure looks as though it's about to overflow with moisture at any moment.
"I heard that Chaldea Academy has a Gym, so I wanted to come take a look."
The Lion King explains this way, then continues asking:
"Master, why are you here?"
"I… I came to work as a Fitness Trainer…"
Seeing the gentle sway of her chest curves, Eikou says with a red face.
"Really? I didn't expect Master to be so busy."
Artoria smiles lightly, her voice gentle.
"But being able to meet you here is truly a good thing. Since that's the case, would you be willing to train together with me?"
"Huh?"
Eikou freezes.
"Although Servants won't gain weight, recently I might have eaten some kind of special dish made by the Witch, so my weight seems to have gone up again…"
Artoria explains with a slightly flushed face, her hands crossing in front of her soft, full chest, looking extremely troubled.
So that's it—she wants to lose weight.
Even though Eikou can't see anywhere that she's gained weight, on the contrary, her full and ample figure is exactly what makes her the most beautiful.
"Haa…"
He glances around a bit, then lets out a sigh of relief, secretly thinking that it's fortunate Tristan and Gawain aren't here.
If they were to see their mature King wearing sportswear like this, they would definitely be stimulated to the point of going crazy, immediately setting up an altar and worshipping her on the spot.
Having finally met Artoria with great difficulty, Eikou doesn't want those bad friends to ruin the current atmosphere.
"Then… come with me! I'll be your Personal Trainer!"
After saying that, Eikou immediately grabs Artoria's hand and can't help but pull this full-figured, alluring blonde beauty toward another place.
With a Lion King who has such an inhuman body, he absolutely has to monopolize her all by himself!
"W-wait… there's no need to be that rushed…"
Artoria says hurriedly.
[You do not hesitate at all to throw those bad brothers to the back of your mind, your heart filled only with the desire to stay with the Lion King and enjoy a time that belongs to just the two of you.]
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