Kim Suho didn't sleep. How could he, when his phone wouldn't stop buzzing like an angry beehive?
Every notification was another headline:
"Boss Kim's Economic Model to Be Studied at Harvard Business School."
"Is the Messiah of Monetization a Prophet, a Genius… or Both?"
"Church of Bankruptcy Gains Followers in Ten Countries."
He rubbed his eyes, muttering, "I just wanted to lose money. Instead, I invented an international religion."
Cho Rin walked in balancing her laptop. "Mr. Kim, bad news."
Suho groaned. "Stop calling it bad news. It's always profits in disguise."
She adjusted her glasses. "Fine. Unwanted developments. The United Nations just invited you to give a speech on 'Responsible Global Economics.' They think Horny Princess Online is a model for wealth redistribution."
Suho slammed his head into the desk so hard the stapler rattled. "Wealth redistribution?! I'm redistributing my sanity into the void!"
