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"Damnit my back, kuraiya! Carry me", Temari growled with pain.
Kuraiya turned around and saw as she ran over, "you.. you shouldn't be moving around like this".
"I don't care, just do it" kuraiya, cupped her in princess carry and continued to walk with Garaa.
Gaara was quiet the entire time, when they reached the place where the kid's were.
Gaara's eyes widened, "why is there so many, wasn't I told I only had one niece".
Kuraiya turned to Temari in his arms, [she didn't tell him.] Her lips tightened a little, "they're all his".
Gaara gave kuraiya a strange gaze, "which is my niece".
Kuraiya finally put her down and walked over to the place his daughter caulifla was, after gently picking her up, he spoke to Gaara, "this is her".
[A tail, why does she have a tail.] Gaara turned to stare at kuraiya, when his gaze lowered, he saw the reason, [I see, it's him.]
"May I.." Gaara outstretched his arms, kuraiya didn't say anything and just passed her over.
After the passing was over kuraiya finally said, "be careful, her cries and strength will leave you in a state of despair".
Gaara just smiled as he gazed at the child in his arms, when he put his finger in the girl's hand, he grunted a little, but didn't say anything.
Kuraiya almost burst out laughing, [I told him, yet he still went for it.] Caulifla was gripping his finger like a vise grip, you could even hear a slight crack from it.
Gaara gave her back to kuraiya with a straight face, but inwardly he was screaming in pain.
Temari finally let her guard down and smiled again, [good, it seems he's changed, at least he isn't speaking to himself, while laughing in a corner anymore.]
"I should head back, if I stay away from the village too long, I'll be in for an ear full from elder chiyo".
He turned to leave and no one stopped him, kuraiya finally spoke when he was about to leave, "you're welcome to come by whenever you want".
Gaara didn't turn around, but he showed a small smile.
When Gaara finally left, shukaku finally spoke, this stunned Gaara, he thought the guy was just napping, "I almost thought you were asleep, shukaku".
"Asleep, how can I!.. did you not feel anything, that man you saw, he.. he.." shukaku didn't continue, he was dragged into a place where the nine tails were.
"Don't say it, no one should know that such a being exists, if they hear about it, we the tailed beasts may become his pets", kurama already told the others, except for this mole, about kuraiya's terrifying presence.
"Tch, why not, he deserves to know" shukaku retorted with impatience, kurama just shook his head before disappearing.
"Heh, don't look down on me..", he didn't finish his sentence, he just had a thought of the man, he just saw Kuraiya, forcing himself to prostrate before him, with just his hand alone.
"I'll.. I'll listen just this once" shukaku vanished as well, then continued to talk with Gaara, "it's nothing, you don't have to worry about anything, I'm gonna take a nap".
Gaara just nodded with a smile, after a while, when he left the village, he turned back to face the place he came from, "I shall come back" he continued walking and stopped, "you can come out now".
'Whoosh'
"Lord kazakage, where's the child", Gaara released his killing intent, while he was staring at his guard, "she stays".
The guard sweated a little, before nodding, Gaara retracted his killing intent, then continued, "let's go".
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A few weeks passed after Gaara came.
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Kuraiya was in the village with kurenai, "pick this and that, I want this too".
Kuraiya's head was covered in sweat while carrying a pile of clothes, he muttered under his breath with annoyance, "I totally forgot about your habit of collecting clothes".
Kurenai heard it slightly and she retorted, "stop complaining, I'll wear them one day.. eventually".
As the two were conversing, kurenai felt a weird gaze on her, she turned around trying to find the source and she soon saw a man walking over with cigarette in his mouth, his eyes were slightly red, from looking at Kurenai's belly.
Kuraiya saw this and put the clothes down, as soon as the guy came a little closer, kuraiya appeared in front of him and flicked the cigarette away.
"Can't you see she's pregnant, have some decency", kurenai walked over to kuraiya and held his arm, "kuraiya, calm down, I'm fine".
She saw kuraiya's hair, flinging around like crazy and she turned to the guy, "asuma.. leave.. I've already told you.. I'm..".
Asuma didn't listen, he just stared at kuraiya, before interrupting her, "who are you.. are you the reason, as to why she's.." he didn't finish the last part, else he'd pass out from the pressure of saying it.
Kuraiya started shielding kurenai, "I am, but so what, she's mine" Kurenai's mouth twitched, hearing this, she didn't refute it though.
Asuma who was in the fire daimyo's mansion at the time, received a letter from kurenai saying, 'dont contact me again'.
At the time when he read it, he passed out on the spot, he didn't even know that she already gave birth to a child and she forgot about even cutting off their friendship, it was Anko who reminded her to send it out, as to make sure he doesn't come looking for her, when he returns.
When he returned from his mission for protecting the daimyo, he ran straight to konoha to find out why she sent out the letter.
Leading him to watch the two shopping for clothes and upon seeing Kurenai's large belly, he started crying after seeing it, "agh! my goddess was stolen".
Asuma fell to the ground in front of the two yelling, kuraiya turned to face kurenai with a dumbfounded face, she did the same.
"Asuma.. can you stop.. I already knew you go to the brothels, if I'd have gotten with you, I'd definitely have gotten an STD" asuma hearing this, held his chest, "that.. that.. that was my father's fault, he.. he.. he bought them for me, for my birthday and I don't have an STD".
"So.. everyday is your father paying for it", kurenai blurted out these words after seeing it for herself alot, kuraiya didn't wanna stay there any longer, he picked up kurenai, before staring down at asuma.
"Stay away from her from now on, or I'll force you too" he was about to go, but kurenai screamed, "you forgot the clothes.. the clothes, pick em up!".
"Al.. alright" he was trying to look intimidating, but kurenai just broke it in an instant, asuma just stared in shock at seeing their playful nature.
He fell to the ground foaming out of his mouth, kuraiya heard the sound of falling, he only looked for a moment, before he said, "kurenai, use your scroll, we can't take this all back like this".
She too, saw asuma pass out and when she heard kuraiya speak about the pile, she pulled out a storage scroll and packed them up, "alright, done, let's go".
Kurenai held onto his shoulders, before the two quickly disappeared, leaving asuma on the ground, alone and unconscious, neither looked back, just gone without a word.
On the way back, kuraiya saw her pouting, her lips pressed together tightly, "what's wrong".
"I wanted to enjoy our time outside, I wasn't expecting, my stal.. my admire, to appear and disturb it", "well it was just me carrying your clothes, how is it..", he closed his mouth, seeing her glaring at him.
Kuraiya mused to himself though, [even I forgot about the guy, so I can't blame you, really.]
She showed a smile, nodding to herself, [I forgot about him twice now, is my time with kuraiya too good.]
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2 months passed quickly.
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After asuma was left alone, not even a bystander helped him move from his spot, he got up from the ground upon awakening, his eyes to the floor.
He soon wandered to red light district in a daze and entered a brothel, "ah.. hi.. big guy, your here for the usual right".
Asuma nodded absentmindedly, he woke up the next morning feeling extra itchy down under, only for him to not care and go to the bar for a drink.
He soon wallowed in defeat for several hours, before going back to the red light district.
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Present time.
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Jiraiya and Naruto walked towards the village with beaming smiles, Naruto screamed in excitement, while Jiraiya frowned upon reaching the entrance.
He muttered under his breath, "tsunade, to think you killed the elders of konoha, why did you do it".
He was woken up from his thoughts when Naruto, shouted while running towards the inside of the village, "man!.. it's been so long.. I really wanna eat some ramen".
Jiraiya showed a smile, "alright, we'll go get some, you deserve it".
Naruto nodded, before whispering to himself, "being with this guy, has stopped me from getting a wife, how am I going to be hokage while remaining single, it's unacceptable".
"Did you say something Naruto", "nope.. let's go eat", Jiraiya saw Naruto sprinting off into the distance.
Jiraiya then turned to a certain area, "kakashi!".
'Whoosh'
"You called..", Jiraiya stared at kakashi for a while, he could've sworn he saw greedy expression just now.
"What's happened in the village so far", kakashi just said some small details, such as three clans disappearing overnight.
Jiraiya nodded and walked off, "ah.. wait.. have.. have you made a... a... a new book", kakashi was breathing a little unnatural, when he said this.
Jiraiya turned to face him, before saying with a frown, "nearly, it's nearly done, why".
Kakashi didn't say anything, he returned to his usual stoic demeanor, "is that so, then I'll leave first".
While running away, his face flushed in excitement, as for Jiraiya he just muttered before following Naruto, "is he big fan of mine, or is he just asking for someone else".
When Naruto and Jiraiya had finished their meal, they bumped into Sakura, on the way to the hokage building.
"Na.. Naruto", Naruto waved his hand upon seeing Sakura, "Yo, Sakura been a long time hasn't it".
"You're so tall", she didn't blush like in the original, due to seeing too much scenes within the sajuu residence, she became numb from it, she just stared in disbelief, "hahaha, well, what can I say, I'm nearly eighteen, so it's only natural, I'd grow taller".
Jiraiya looked between the two, "hey Naruto, shouldn't we go, stop wasting time, any longer waiting and I won't be able to go..", he looked around before continuing, "to the hotsprings".
Naruto showed a disgusted face, "alright, 50 year... Pervy sage".
Jiraiya's eyebrows twitched for a moment, but they were soon disturbed by a group of three kid's, they showed their sexy jutsu and Naruto showed them, his weaker version of harem jutsu.
Upon seeing it they passed out, including Jiraiya who was behind Naruto, and Sakura surprisingly walked away, without saying anything.
Sakura was the first to arrive at the hokage building for instructions, on medical knowledge from shizune.
It wasn't long until Naruto and Jiraiya came, upon entering they saw shizune with a child on her shoulder, while speaking with Sakura, the child was just looking around his surroundings.
The two turned their gaze to the newcomer's, that just waved at her, before walking to the hokage office, shizune's breathing hitched as she saw them walking to the office.
"Ah.. wait! Don't go in..!", she saw as they already opened the door without knocking, [they're doomed,Tsunade will definitely go crazy, for this disturbance.]
"Granny Tsunade we're...!".
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Goten quote - mom.. said I was a delinquent.
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