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A few weeks past by without any scruples within the village.
Kuraiya was forced to go out with Sakura today, they were walking towards the hospital, upon arriving kuraiya thought tsunade asked him to come here because he managed to escape leaving the village for a mission.
He thought this was her revenge for not going.
When the two entered the hospital, Sakura disappeared to do something, leaving kuraiya alone, to think about what to do for later.
When he was about to leave due to boredom and more waiting, he was stopped, "hey.. you can't just leave", kuraiya turned to face Sakura who had appeared again.
"What do you think, does it look good on me", she posed in a nurse outfit, kuraiya stared for a moment, turned his gaze lower, "not bad, you should wear this later, I think I need a private check up", he winked and walked away, leaving her blushing furiously.
"Ah, hey, wait, I told you to stay, don't walk off", kuraiya stopped at a vending machine, looking left and right, he licked his lips and shook it a few times.
(his bandit nature is in affect).
Sakura walked over, her mouth twitching, "seriously, if someone sees you doing this, they'll definitely try and throw you a cell".
He turned around while pulling out the crisps, "can't help it, it's in my DNA, ah, hopefully none of kids will take over this lifestyle".
He thought about caulifla for a moment, before shaking his head, "she won't be a bandit", little did he know is that, she would be exactly that in the future.
(the hell are you looking at punk, give me all your stuff).
Sakura walked over further and she grabbed one of the packets he stole, kuraiya scratched his head before saying, "anyway, I forgot to ask, what exactly am I here for".
Sakura had some cold sweat dripping down her back, "this..", kuraiya narrowed his eyes, Sakura seeing this couldn't help but tell him, "lady Tsunade, brought you here, to stay away from the others".
Kuraiya licked his lips and teeth while eating, "the hell, she would do that", he nodded to himself, "she definitely would".
Kuraiya turned to face Sakura, "what are we doing today then", she fiddled closer to kuraiya, "why not just stay by my side for the day".
Kuraiya just nodded, "you can't blame me if the food here dries out, you should already know how much I eat, did Tsuna already have that covered, if not then she can only wallow in despair".
Sakura's mouth couldn't help but lift up slightly, [serves her right, with all that yelling, she at least needs to feel her own medicine.]
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Meanwhile at the sajuu residence.
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Tsunade who was speaking with Anko sneezed, "the hell", shizune behind her turned to face the two, "tsunade, you should ease up a little, plus how's that blond.. uhh, that Naruto kid doing, have you sent him to assist in that escort mission with that snow actress".
Tsunade rubbed her nose, before nodding with an annoyed face, "that bastard, brought back kushina, she won't shut up about where he is and what he's doing, so I had to lock her in her room", she clenched her fists tightly.
Shizune continued for tsunade, "you're right, even I thought she'd want to find Naruto at least, but who knew she'd try and sneak out to find kuraiya instead".
Tsunade face palmed, "she must've been bewitched by him, for her to act like this, she even tried to seal me for trying to stop her, luckily that girl mikoto stopped her in time".
Shizune's lips twitched, before she shook her head, Anko who was sat down listening, had her mouth open slightly.
Tsunade continued with slight anger, "it isn't just her, that new one is the same and don't even get me started with that one, that recently just snuck into this place, she said her name was pakura right, she seems to be under second gramp's technique", tsunade was seething with rage, "how the hell does he charm so many people!, he's like a damn magnet!.. Agh!".
Anko flinched back sitting in the chair uncomfortably, before she started drinking her tea, she found this quite interesting, [should I get marci, to resurrect that pakura and throw her into Kuraiya's bed, I'm sure he'll be happy and reward me for it after.]
Anko felt a gaze on her, she turned to face the gaze and saw tsunade staring at her with a frown.
"What are you planning, you better not be thinking about that uninvited guest", Anko shook her head, "ah, no, of course not, I was just thinking about why you kicked kuraiya out".
Tsunade narrowed her eyes, before she sighed, "I did it, for a good reason, if he stays inside this place too much, he'll get too attached and he'll probably never leave or go out".
[Isn't that worse, you clearly just said he's a magnet, if he's outside, won't that just make thing's worse.], Anko squinted her eyebrows together, still staring at tsunade.
Anko soon stood up and walked away from the two, tsunade seeing her walking towards marcarita's room, felt her heart beating quickly.
[This damn liar, what's she going to that girl's room for.], she was about to stop Anko from going any further, but it was already too late, marcarita walked out and bumped into Anko.
[Not good.], Tsunade saw the two nodding, before turning their gazes to her for a moment, they quickly started talking again, both had wide smiles, before they walked out of Tsunade's view.
She secretly followed them and upon seeing them enter the room pakura was tied up in, she heaved in rage.
[Damnit, they're actually plotting something.], when she saw them exit the room quickly, her brows furrowed, [the hell, what did they enter for.]
When they left, tsunade entered the room and found it empty, "agh!.. even they want him to have more!".
She punched the chair, shattering it to pieces, she kept heaving, in fact she always wanted kuraiya to herself, but she knew she couldn't handle him alone, if she did, she'd be unable to move on a daily basis.
She stopped her rampage pretty fast and she quickly stormed out of the room, "tch, I'll just stop him from coming back, or else he'll have another victim on his hands".
(It'll be useless, useless, useless, useless!)
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Meanwhile with kuraiya.
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He had already begun to eat ravenously, plates were stacking like mountain's, drawing in a crowd as they watched him in astonishment.
"Is his stomach an empty pit, how is he eating so much", kuraiya ignored the crowds murmuring, he only cared for filling his belly.
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After half an hour.
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When kuraiya didn't see anything landing on the table he frowned, he turned to the kitchen area and he saw the chef's taking off their hat's.
"We're terribly sorry, we have no more food", their faces were filled with cold sweat and tiredness, [this monster seems to still appears to be hungry, is that even possible.]
Kuraiya nodded and stood up, he was about to leave the hospital, only to be stopped when he reached the exit.
It was none other than tsunade and shizune who had appeared in front of him, his eyebrows furrowed upon seeing them appear.
He couldn't help but be surprised a little, he looked around to make sure the two was alone, "have you two come here to see how Sakura is doing, no need to worry, she's doing fine".
"I'm not here for her", kuraiya stared at tsunade seeing her expression serious, he replied, "then, who are you here for".
She crossed her arms over each other, quickly thinking about reasons for being here, after thinking about it she spoke, "of course, I'm here for you, you kille..", she paused and looked around before dragging him elsewhere.
"I'm here because you killed the raikage, do you have any idea what this'll cause, there might be another war brewing over this now", kuraiya shrugged, "I'll make them submit".
Tsunade's eyebrows twitched, [submit, you make it sound like they will be your underling's.]
Kuraiya stared intently at Tsunade, he really meant it, to stop the war in it's track's, he'll appear with his wives and crush all.
Naturally he would have some of his wives, that'll refuse his own stance, but with absolute strength, just tell them to fight the other villages, just leave my home out of it.
He didn't care about the villages, naturally he hadn't forgotten about protecting the mist village in times of need, he had made an agreement to Terumi about that after all.
As for mabui, there agreement was not to attack, unless they start it, she understood this and accepted it.
Tsunade frowned seeing his seriousness, so kuraiya continued, "don't worry, as long as konoha isn't involved in their squabble, I won't interfere".
Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief, [thank god, they'll stand no chance against him, let alone those two women that are mysterious and listen to his every word.]
(She's talking about marcarita and kaguya).
Kuraiya was still continuing, "you won't have to worry about the sand and mist village, those two are tied to this village now".
"As for the other two, they should start there secret operations", tsunade nodded, "just don't go on a rampage, because they entered your territory", tsunade mocked him, before she turned to face shizune, "shizune, go get us a meal".
Shizune already did this and she stared at kuraiya, "sorry, but he ate the entire kitchen clean", Tsunade's lips trembled.
She turned to face kuraiya again, "really, you had to eat it all", kuraiya didn't care though, "I was hungry, I still am hungry, why don't you order a big meal to be delivered here".
"No need, you like ramen right, let's just eat that instead", tsunade waved her hand, before beckoning him to follow.
Kuraiya didn't hesitate, he followed.
After some time they reached ichiraku, kuraiya's eyes lit up, upon seeing it, "tsk tsk, I'm back again".
Kuraiya already took seat, Teuchi was about to greet his new guest's, but froze upon seeing kuraiya, [not good, a ten bowl user has returned.]
He turned his gaze to other two guests and he couldn't help but be speechless, [he's with different people, wait.. is that the hokage and her assistant.]
Tsunade waved her hand lazily, "just do me a beef bowl", shizune didn't hesitate after seeing Tsunade's order, "I'll have the same".
Teuchi turned to face kuraiya, his lips were trembling, kuraiya smiled brightly, "ten bowls please, different flavors".
"Ah, yes, I'll get it done right away", he immediately fled the area and went into the back.
Tsunade gave kuraiya a strange gaze, [does he come here often, why did that guy seem to want to have a fight with him, upon seeing his face.]
Kuraiya turned to face tsunade with one hand on his raised knee, he's already made himself at home, "what?", she didn't say anything, just sat still, before shaking her head.
The day went by fast, as tsunade was trying to keep kuraiya away from his home, he was about to wipe off some crumb's on Tsunade's face after they ate something light, before he was suddenly grabbed out of nowhere and pulled into a different place.
Tsunade seeing this, cursed loudly, "agh!, Damnit!", she started punching the ground in a rage.
Shizune's mouth twitched as she dodged the debris, "seriously", she sighed still watching, Tsunade's outburst.
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Future Trunk's quote - it's.. it's them!
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