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Early the next morning, kuraiya woke up from a coma (cough, looks away), [well,last night was restless, I was dragged to each room like a ragdoll.]
He scratched his waist and stood up, "damn, kurenai was relentless, my back is aching", as he said this, he felt a kick on his leg.
He looked down and saw Kurenai glaring at him, he showed a smile, and teased kurenai, "I knew you were awake", after saying this, he walked to the bathroom, under the watchful gaze of kurenai.
"Boom, boom, boom, boom!!, I want you in my room", kuraiya was singing under the droplets of water dripping onto his face.
(you've all sung under the shower before, don't judge.)
He was unaware that kurenai saw him dancing while singing at some point, she even wanted to record this and use it as blackmail material.
Kuraiya turned around and waved her over, he didn't care if she saw him acting like this, her mouth opened slightly, seeing him act like this, but she came over to his side anyway.
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Some time later.
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The two came out of the bathroom feeling refreshed, one with shaking legs and the other standing tall.
Kuraiya froze midstep and he went back inside the bathroom without saying anything to kurenai.
When he sat down on the toilet seat looking completely serious, he soon showed a smile.
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-Ding host, you have rewards-
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"You've been silent for a while, go ahead, open them up for me".
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-Ding congratulations you have received 5% legendary saiyan bloodline, 'you have the complete bloodline'-
-Ding congratulations you have received super saiyan god genes 1%-
-Ding congratulations you have received past life karaoke room-
-Ding congratulations you have received past life movie room-
-Ding host, hehehe I put those last two in personally, hope you enjoy it-
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"Karaoke, does this have those song's and what about the movie room, do they have my dragon ball masterpieces", his breathing quickened, the music in this world, is devoid of any heart, it's all old fashioned for his own tastes.
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-Ding host, you bet, all the good ones, you once listened too and liked before-
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The system immediately replied, then went silent again.
However kuraiya felt like his system is being slightly kind for some reason, he threw it aside for now and walked out of the bathroom, sneakily.
After going into his secret room and placing the large gift he had received from his system, it created an entire room out of thin air.
Kuraiya's chest started thumping with excitement, he opened the door to this new room and he swallowed hard.
"This is good, my secret man cave is growing into an amazing resort".
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A week later.
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Kuraiya had been missing for most of the days, mostly he would come out of nowhere to grab a meal and disappear soon after eating.
The others all became curious because of this and they asked Hinata where he was going, she was reluctant at first, but she gave in because he would be missing the entire day.
"I found him, he isn't doing anything unusual, he's just sitting down while bobbing his head, sprawled out on a couch while holding a beer", the others became even more curious.
Shizuka stepped closer to Hinata, "where is he?", Hinata turned around with a frown, she sighed before beckoning the group to follow.
It wasn't long until they arrived at a hidden compartment, tsunade frowned seeing this, "I don't remember asking for anything like this, did he build it himself".
She looked flabbergastered, she had no idea he had secretly built an hidden room.
It was the same with the others, when they entered inside the secret room, they all turned to face kurenai who froze upon hearing that familiar lyric.
The entire group could hear a song playing slightly, Anko spoke up after sneaking behind kurenai, "do you know what that noise is".
She nodded and replied, "he was singing it last week", after saying this, she continued in a mutter, "boom, boom, boom, boom".
The group slowly opened the door in front of them, what they saw was shocking for them.
Kuraiya was indeed sprawled out on a couch, the entire room looked like it was out of this world, it was filled with objects and walls different from their understanding.
Listening to loud music, they all turned to face what kuraiya was looking at, it was a futuristic hologram projecting the artist's singing the song.
Of course they had no idea, it was the song's video playing.
Kuraiya kicked open a small fridge and grabbed another beer, only to freeze the next second, he turned to the group, his mouth slightly open.
No word's came out, [wasn't I being discreet, how'd they find this place, crap, what if they start watching the Naruto series and see the future through it.], He turned to face Hinata and understood instantly.
When the group heard 'see the future', their interest spiked massively, especially konan, she was deeply interested in knowing what would've happened, if kuraiya hadn't appeared.
The group of women all breathed in with excitement, kuraiya stood up and waved his hands, "this place, it's just a resting area, yeah, that's it, a resting area".
They all scoffed hearing this, tsunade walked over and grabbed kuraiya's arm, "teach us how to use these things".
Kuraiya looked around, seeing the group all showing the same faces, he nodded before showing them how to use all the equipment.
Naturally he hid the Naruto series with great effort, but it was seen through by hinata's byukagan at the time.
When he left, the group all stared at Hinata with expectant gazes, she nodded and reached for the place kuraiya hid the Naruto series and she pulled it out.
Their faces all changed seeing the photo on the cover, "isn't that Naruto, Sasuke and sakura, why's he on the front cover, could he be the protagonist and what about the other two, are they side characters".
Sakura seeing herself on a cover art, felt strange, "it won't show our embarrassing sides will it", she couldn't help but let out her thoughts.
Tsunade frowned, "Naruto huh?, he should be coming back next week, from that mission in the land of snow".
They all looked at each other, with hidden meaning in their eyes, shizuka spoke up, "I think we should watch them all, before the blondi.. Naruto returns back".
They all nodded and began to binge watch the entire Naruto series.
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After a few day's.
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The group of women have finished the Naruto series, they had just gotten into the Shippuden series.
During the process, everyone would turn to Sakura and Hinata with strange expressions every now and then, the two of them naturally felt a little disturbed.
"So hinata was a originally shy, it seems staying with kuraiya allowed her to break out of it, as for you Sakura, to think you have a hidden personality, hahahaha!", tsunade let out her sharp tongue, cutting into the two of them.
Sakura wanted to hide in a ditch, while Hinata just kept her frown, [did I like Naruto in the original setting.], she shook her head with slight annoyance.
[I must've fallen for him over that small matter, for some reason I think I'll remain weak, it's not just my imagination is it.]
She wasn't wrong in thinking this, cause a few days later, the entire group got to episode 150.
In the process of watching, they finally got caught by kuraiya, who froze on the spot after seeing them already onto the Shippuden series.
They were expecting him to destroy the evidence, but to their surprise kuraiya waved his hand.
"What was I expecting, it was inevitable to find out about it", he spread his hands out in defeat.
Tsunade stood and she voiced her concerns, "aren't you bothered about us finding out about, such a thing".
"No, not really, if you want to pry into the future, so be it, I won't stop you, after all the future is subject to slight changes", he looked between the group and continued, "so.. what do you think so far..".
He was stopped mid sentence by mikoto and kushina, "what do we think, it's clear isn't it, our minds haven't changed, but knowing the future is better, hahahahaha".
Mikoto nodded, "especially seeing how lonely tsunade is, it's quite enjoyable".
Tsunade had vein's appear all over her face, "don't even speak about it, she can remain single, if she actually exists".
"Don't talk about me, what about konan, she's apart of that group of people", konan turned away from them, without saying anything.
Kuraiya forced out a sigh, "it isn't like that, not anymore", konan turned to face kuraiya's gaze, she quickly averted away afterwards.
Kurenai tapped konan's shoulder, "I believe him, don't beat yourself up about it, my life there, was a little strange, I was being spied on daily by that asuma, at least you guy's had freedom in moving around".
Kuraiya closed his eyes then he started muttering, "you haven't even seen that you remain alone".
Due to their hearing they still heard it, Kurenai's mouth twitched.
Kuraiya walked over to them and sat down, "well let's watch the rest, compared to dragon ball series it's not that appealing though, but let's continue with where you guy's are".
The group all stood for a second before sitting down aswell.
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A few more days later.
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After they all watched the series of Shippuden, kuraiya just lounged around, as for the other's they were feeling weird.
Tsunade soon sneered, "it seems, you guy's all had a man, heh, I guess we should feel a little proud at least", she pulled konan and shizune towards her and embraced them, as for tenten she pulled away instantly.
Shizuka however just frowned, "wasn't I also a single", tsunade shook her head, "not necessarily, your village believes in the strong, you must've lost against someone, some years later".
Terumi was the same, "I too was clearly alone and single", tsunade sneered and spoke with annoyance, "who cares about you mist village", terumi felt like blowing a kiss at her, but she held it back.
The only one's in the group who were indignant were Temari and Kurenai.
Tsunade pulled back and scoffed at Sakura, "and you girl, sure like to switch between people alot, I'm just gonna tell you now, if you try and leave kuraiya now, I'll make sure to cripple you".
Sakura felt cold sweat dripping down her back, "I.. I won't, so you don't have to worry", "tch, good".
As for Hinata she felt the whole thing made sense, she didn't really care though, it wasn't her, but another version of herself, if she could see her other self, she thought about demonstrating her superiority.
Tsunade crossed her arms, "to think I chose kakashi as the sixth hokage, well at least he's not a bad choice for it, he'll be a good desk writer".
Konan frowned, "so I really did die", konan thought about going back and taking nagato away, but she soon gave up after some thought.
As the group were all in their own thoughts, tenten picked up another DVD, "boruto?, what's this".
Kuraiya saw it and he jumped up, "that's an accursed item, if my guess is correct, it must be a fake, for the future generation".
[It has to be, if my guess is right, it should be the infinite tsukuyomi world.]
(Wake up to reality.)
When the group all heard kuraiya say infinite tsukuyomi, their scalp's tingled.
Tsunade stretched and she pulled kuraiya away from the group, when they reached a certain distance, she whispered, "are you really not gonna get involved in that mess, you know you can stop all of it from happening".
Kuraiya shrugged, "I have all I ever wanted, right here, why should I get involved".
She frowned and replied, "what if we were put into the tsukuyomi", when she saw his expression change, she showed a smile, "good, that's the spirit, you have to stop it from happening or else everything you have, will be taken away by Madara".
Kuraiya grunted in annoyance, before nodding.
As for the other's they didn't care what they were talking about, they already started the boruto series.
Tsunade scoffed seeing it, "I gotta head out, you guy's can watch this without me".
Kuraiya walked back to his seat and sat down, the moment he sat down, Temari sat between his legs, pressing herself tightly against him.
Kuraiya's breathing quickened for a moment, Temari chuckled to herself before pressing herself further on him, she had a slight thought about giving him another child, but shook her thoughts aside quickly.
But the thought came back like a curse, causing her to look between the group who had given him more than two.
She relented to herself for a moment, before she made a quick decision, [maybe one more won't be so bad, my figure seems to get better after the process, just like that shizuka, she seems to become more vibrant and stunning, it's completely irrating, not to mention that Hinata her appearance is simply impossible to achieve.]
She stood up and grabbed kuraiya's arm, then pulled him away from the group, only to come back an hour later with happiness and fulfillment on her face.
The others all seeing this, felt insulted and they soon did the same thing with him, they showed no care about the boruto series, (as one should).
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On Tsunade's side.
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She came to the hokage building her mind felt like it was opened up into an whole new world, as she was making her way inside, she bumped into kakashi and Naruto.
Her brows furrowed, then she showed a smile, "it seems your mission is done, but you don't look so good".
Kakashi shrugged, before pointing at Naruto, "blame him, he was being reckless, he keeps getting himself into more precocious situations".
Tsunade nodded, "go get some rest, as for that brat..", she paused for a moment, remembering how kushina didn't show any care about Naruto's life.
She thought about bringing her to see him, only for kushina to appear as she was thinking about it.
Her face changed seeing her appear out of nowhere, [why's she here.], She thought she was going insane.
Kakashi seeing her appear aswell widened his eyes, "ahh.. ahh.. this..".
Kushina walked right up to tsunade and she pointed her finger at her, while she started shouting, "I want you to do a check up on me, I've been throwing up all day!, hmmm..".
She turned to kakashi and Naruto for a second, only for her turn back to tsunade the next.
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Videl quote - now go.. go be a hero again.
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