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"You're chakra is flaring, you'll destroy the kitchen if you both keep this up", Tsunade withdrew her chakra turning her gaze away from Kushina, "hmph, if it breaks, I can just rebuild it, uhm.. not bad, good food".
Kushina however moved her seat and sat next to Kuraiya, "feed me, my arm's are a little weak, I need my boss to show his caring side", Tsunade looked up from the plate, clearly confused.
However Kuraiya knew what she was doing, "my secretary, has been on her knees all day, it's only natural I do my own part", Tsunade almost choked on her food and her face flushed, she knew what was going on, Kuraiya would ask her to do the same thing in secret or do it himself, [shameless, have they no restraint.]
Tsunade immediately went into a memory a few months back, where Kuraiya appeared in her office in the Hokage building, "dearie Tsuna, I have an idea", he leaned into her ear seriously and said, "be my step sis and pretend you're stuck".
"Huh?.., your what and what stuck, stuck in what?", Tsunade had many questions Mark's appear above her head, until he continued with his serious tone, "stuck under the bed".
Ever since then, he would even change her outfits, until it went over to the other Tsunade, bearing the full force of his game's.
Tsunade stared at the two in front of her, especially Kushina, [she's actually enjoying it, I guess there really are people who enjoy this type of roleplay, he does.]
"My husband needs a raise, do you think you can increase it, he's struggling to pay the bills", "it will require a bit more than mere words to achieve that, you must show me how much he needs it", just as two were conversing with each other, Tsunade slammed the table, "enough!, stop doing such things out in the open and you Kushina, why does it seem like you wanted to betray your husband just now!".
"Tch, it's in the past, I'm still waiting for you to unnul that marriage Tsunade, why's it taking you so long, you know I want to change my second name to Sajuu, especially with Mei, it's like you have a grudge against us".
Tsunade crossed her arms and leaned back, "you and Mikoto are a little difficult to deal with, afterall you both died, I've already told you this before", "what's so difficult about changing a last name, you're definitely trying to stall or else I'd have already had..", Tsunade completely through aside Mei's circumstances.
'Cough', "can you two stop, it's early in the morning, you guy's don't wanna wake up the brat's early do you", the two instantly started sulking, clearly annoyed with one another.
"Why's their yelling coming from here..", Pakura rubbed her eyes and stared blankly at Kushina and Tsunade, "nevermind, it seems I already know the reason, is there any more food, I'm starving".
She walked over unbothered by the two who were sulking, "there is, take a seat first", Kuraiya stood up and went back behind the counter, "un", Pakura sat down still rubbing her eyes.
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Meanwhile in the village.
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After the event with Kiba, Hana his sister saw the marks on Kiba's throat and she immediately went in a frenzy, after speaking telepathically with Akamaru she understood, "a man with purple eyes..".
(Yep, Akamaru, kept Kuraiya a secret, he was more scared of him than Madara)
"Do you still have his scent, if you do, take me to find him right now!", Akamaru jumped up barking, then left, Hana quickly followed his steps.
After a while, they arrived at the Naka river, seeing a man skimming stones, Hana seethed with rage and stormed over.
"You!.. was it you who attacked my brother last night!", Madara threw another stone, before turning around, "you must be, that brat's mother".
"Mother?.., do I look that old, damnit!, I'm his sister!, don't think I'll let you go for this!", she lunged forward, hand open with claws coming straight towards Madara's face.
He sneered and grabbed her wrist then threw along the river, "a good skimmer", he murmured to himself before walking away.
Hana jumped out of the water, even more enraged, "secret technique, beast transformation!", Hana's arm's and legs became full with fur and her feet morphed into that of dogs.
'Whoosh'
Madara turned around and saw her hand reaching for his face again, "you're faster.., but.., you're overestimating yourself, you will never be my opponent!".
Even though he said this, he felt a slight yearning for this battle, Madara slapped her hand sending her tumbling until she hit a tree, "guuaghh", [what the hell, he's not even trying, just what hell did my brother do to entice his wrath, he's lucky to be even breathing.]
Her gaze still didn't waiver, "I like that look in your eyes, normally my opponent's would turn tail after I beat their trump card's, come!.., let me show you why I'm.. the.. strongest.. Uchiha!".
Hana's eyes widened after hearing his declaration, "you're.. an.. Uchiha, don't they have red eyes, you clearly have purple", "hahahahahahaha!, these eyes are an evolution!, not those puny sharingan!..".
Madara smiled brightly and continued, "if you won't make your move.., I will!", he appeared behind her and did a swiping motion with his hand that coated in chakra, intending to sever her head.
Hana jumped up, dodged the attack and wrapped her legs around his neck, Madara seeing her soft spot touching his nose, couldn't help but sniff, causing the two blush furiously.
She threw him away while yelling, "you damn rogue!, do you have no shame!", "I should be the one to say such things, who throws their legs around someone's neck in battle!", the air around them went quiet, complete silence.
"Hmph, this isn't worth my time anymore, farewell mutt", Madara turned to leave, face still red from earlier the sniff, "hey!.., you!.. you still haven't told me why you attacked my brother!".
He paused his steps, then turned slightly, "he got involved in something he shouldn't have, just be glad he's alive and not turned into a pile of ashes", Hana who had calmed down slightly, seethed with rage again.
She breathed out slowly and spoke, "what's your name and if you're interested, are you up for a drink", Madara paused again and thought it over, "sure".
Later that night, Madara woke up on a bed completely dazed, "what?", he looked around before settling on the person next to him, his eyes widening.
(Yet another powerhouse taken by an Inazuka, Tobirama and now Madara)
He closed his eyes trying to remember what happened, only for him to not know what happened, "I'm completely blank, did I drink to much", he muttered before getting up, only to be grabbed into the bed again.
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Elsewhere another Uchiha was receiving the same treatment, "enough!, we need to head to Konoha!", Sasuke yelled loudly, only to be shut up the next second.
Sasuke and his group returned back on track the next morning and heading towards Konoha and after a few more days, "finally, we're in the land of fire", Jugo rubbed his eyes and stared intently at the view.
"Let's find an inn, we've been walking for hour's, it's not good for our feet", Karin spoke up and it made Sasuke flinch, then wince, [I'm truly not safe around this woman, she's clearly up to something again.]
Jogu nodded to Karin's word's, "yeah, all this walking is boring, surely there's a game to play, when we get to an inn", as the group was making their way to a small village, they bumped into Deidara and Obito.
"Those clothes..", Sasuke's blood started boiling, "haaah.. haah..", he gritted his teeth before speaking loudly, "you.., you know where Itachi is don't you, tell me, tell me where Itachi is!".
Both Karin and Jugo already made some distance and hearing no response from the two in front of him, he activated his sharingan and appeared before Deidara, with a swift slash.
Obito avoided the attack, unlike how he feigned death in the original, "woah.. that was close", Obito started swinging his arms around tumbling everywhere.
"C1 explosive jutsu", Deidara muttered under his breath, then jumped backwards.
'Boom'
Sasuke dodged the small balls being flung at him by Deidara, "damn, seems I'll have to use C2..", he clasped his hands together and shouted, "C2 explosive art jutsu".
He placed multiple balls around a large area and they buried themselves into the ground, Deidara quickly made a dragon from his mold and flew into the air, staring down at Sasuke.
"Hahaha.., you can't escape!, this place has been surrounded with my landmine's, you can only die here under my explosive art!.., Sasuke!.., explosive art jutsu C2 explosive rain!".
'Boom'
After the dust settled, Sasuke was lying down in his cursed seal form, "hmph, time to finish this, explosive jutsu C2 explosive..", his breath got caught in his throat watching Sasuke twisting his arms, "this.. gaghh!".
He got unlucky and was pierced by two giant shuriken's, Sasuke pulled him down right into the linemine Deidara made.
'Boom' 'boom' 'boom'
"Oh no.., you did die by your own bombing after all, Deidara you fool!", "shut up Tobi!, how many times do I have to say it!".
Deidara bit down on his lip hard, "such a.., fuuuhhh, I save the best to last, you won't survive this, Tobi!, get out of here! Now!".
Obito quickly ran away screaming with his arms up and Deidara's second body grew extremely large, watching Sasuke running away, put a smile on Deidara's face and when he saw Sasuke's face after the giant version of him popped, he spoke loudly, "that's right, but it's too late, I win, art is a explosion!".
The entire area below, killed every single living life form, "hah, hahahaha, I've won, my art has won this fight, huh", Deidara turned around and saw Sasuke with a chidori, before it slammed through his chest.
"I avoided your vital points, now tell me where Itachi is", "heh, you idiot, do you think I'll fall for such tricks, I've got you".
Deidara appeared from below a bird he was flying on and he grabbed Sasuke's leg, "let's see how you handle a close up C4 explosive art".
Deidara thought he had caught Sasuke inside his trap, only for Sasuke to force his way out of it, both started free falling from the sky and Deidara smiled, "you can't escape, C4 explosive art, art is a explosion!".
'Thud'
Deidara slammed into the ground grunting in pain, "gaghh, haaah.., did I get him", he saw a snake being atomized in front of him and he started laughing, "hahahaha!, I.. won".
Sasuke appeared behind, breathing heavily, "tell me, where.. is Itachi", both Sasuke and Deidara fell to the ground glaring at each other fully exhausted.
[Damnit, I originally wanted to go to Konoha, but seeing this bastard, made me change my mind.], he deactivated his Sharingan and Deidara seeing this smiled wickedly, "Sasuke.., you and your brother truly are alike, acting all cool and aloof, you both have no notion of what a true art looks like, screw it, I'm going to make myself an explosion and I'm going to take you with me".
"Huh?, you don't mean", Deidara ripped apart his chest smiling ominously at Sasuke and he placed a black mold into it, "that's right, I'm going to make myself an explosion, it's going to be so good, I'll be remembered as the greatest artist ever!..".
"I guess this is goodbye Tobi, why.., because my art is an explosion!".
'Boom'
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In konoha, a large blue light could be seen in the distance, relatively the same size as Kuraiya's casual ki blast.
Kuraiya looked outside and frowned, "is that Kakarot and Vegeta, don't tell me their going all out soon, won't that cause a lot of attention", he had no idea it was Deidara who committed suicide.
He spread his ki out and frowned again, "they're inside the gravity room, so what's that then, now that I think about it, I don't sense any energy from that attack, it might be an experiment".
As he musing to himself, he saw Tsunade running towards him at the corner of his eye, "did you do that just now", her breathing quickened and Kuraiya speechlessly shook his head, "you should know by now that my energy is green.., dumby".
"Fuh.. you!, who are you calling a dumby!", "I'm calling you a dumby, dumby", "haaah.. this isn't the time for playing, do you have any idea who it might be then".
"No idea..", both Kuraiya and Tsunade froze and they turned their attention back towards the blue light, "Deidara" x2, the two looked at each in understanding, Tsunade sighed and patted her chest making a few jiggles in the process, causing Kuraiya to swallow, while narrowing his eyes on the diamonds in front of him.
"That cardigan suits you quite well, it show's more, ahem.., charm", Tsunade glared at him and retorted, "are you seriously acting like nothing is happening over there", "why not, we already know who it is", 'sigh', "alright alright, we both know how you are, you won't get involved unless it suits you".
"Instead of ousting me, why don't you get closer, am I that scary", Tsunade sneered and walked over leaning her head on his shoulder as they watched the light fade over yonder, "it seems the others are already leaving to find out what happened", "uhm..", he placed his arm around her shoulder staring into the distance, "you should stop worrying, it's bad for your health".
Tsunade hit him softly, "do you think I can't worry, when I've got a whole village to protect", the two stared at eachother for while, until the silence was broken by Konan, "so.. Deidara has perished", the two turned around and saw Konan stroking Koran's hair as she cradled the girl in her arms.
Off in the distance, Karin scribbled onto a scroll and dropped some blood onto it, soon after a giant snake appeared and Sasuke came out from behind it, before stumbling to the ground.
"Sasuke!", "I'm alright, just a little exhausted", 'thud' he collapsed after saying this, Karin and Jugo ran over to his side and helped him up.
"Let's get out of here first", both of them nodded and they quickly left area, only to find themselves in an inn soon after.
"Jugo, you can go and sleep in another room for now, I'll ta.. stay up and protect him", Karin turned to face Jugo, he was about to refuse, but seeing her expression, he reluctantly nodded.
When he left, Karin clapped her hands, "sealing technique, soundproof barrier", Karin's face quickly became lustful as she gazed at the unconscious Sasuke, "heh.. heheheha.., don't worry Sasuke, I won't drain you too much", Sasuke's body twitched as if he could feel something dreadful about to happen, even in his sleep.
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A few hours later in Konoha.
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Tsunade went to the Hokage office and just as she was about to sit down, she heard the door knock, "come in", "yoo.. Tsunade, it's me Jiraiya, I've got information about the Akatsuki", Tsunade who was about to start relaxing, became serious, [no.., I can't let him die, he's the last person from my lineage and close friend.]
"I was about to ask you for a drink, but it seems you can't, anyway, I'll just say it here", he took a seat and lounged back, Tsunade snorted to herself, "you don't have to ask me to do anything unless you want to be erased from this life by my husband and as for the Akatsuki, I have all the information possible, about them, including all it's members".
"Huh?..", Jiraiya's eyes widened and he quickly turned his head to face her, "you know all of them, where did you get this information", he raised his eyebrow slightly curious.
Tsunade quickly racked her brain and she thought of scape goat, "you remember Konan, right", Jiraiya sat up straight, "you mean that blue head I taught back at the rain village, man that brings back memories, wait? Didn't we get news that they died, how are they alive", Tsunade sighed and replied, "that's right, she's at the residence I stay, she's told me all about that group and it's goals".
Jiraiya stood up, "you mean, she was apart of that group, then that means both Yahiko and Nagato are there too right", Tsunade immediately shut him down, "Yahiko is dead and as for Nagato, Konan said he'll stay away from Konoha".
Jiraiya slumped down, "Yahiko is dead, how?", "it was danzo", Jiraiya looked up, gis eyes slightly red, "ahhh.. that bastard, why didn't you keep him alive Tsunade, so I can kick that greasy bastard..", "I wish I could have, but his death was necessary".
Jiraiya seeing Tsunade's eyes full of hatred, he swallowed then scratched his head, he stood back up and walked over to the door, "I can't stay here then, Nagato definitely..", "you're not going anywhere, you're staying in this village, until I say otherwise!".
Jiraiya turned around and saw Tsunade's chakra flaring crazily, the entire room felt suffocating, Jiraiya collapsed to his knees struggling to breath, "Ts.. Tsunade, alright, I'll stay in the village.... Just put away your chakra".
Tsunade crossed her arms and snorted, "that's right, now go find Naruto, he is your mission, not the rain village, if you leave this village, I'll declare you a rogue nin".
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Vegeta quote - you.. and this planet.., are as good as space dust!
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