A/N: don't read this ch if you like to glaze or like Naruto, you have been warned.
...
In the middle of the early morning, at four AM, Kuraiya awoke and saw the room destroyed, splinters of wood everywhere, the bed destroyed and his indestructible speaker still playing music.
This time is was playing Akon - sexy bitch, slowed and reverbed, unconsciously he started nodding his head.
"Damn.., you's a sexy bitch", he picked up his speaker and it transformed into a pair of headphones, putting them on, he started cleaning the room, while nodding.
While stopping every now and then, just to stare at the breathtaking view before him.
Three big breasted women all glued together, looking as if they'd just fought moments ago.
Like how when brother Sum from Kung Fu Hustle was given his axe, Kuraiya started bobbing towards them in the same manner.
And so a few more hours passed after he had his own fun, seated inside the hot springs area, he simply stared in to the open space.
Until, the doors opened and a familiar figure walked in, it was Sasuke, with a sour face, he sat down with black bags under his eyes.
Kuraiya just stayed staring at nothing, his peace and quiet was quickly smothered when he heard Sasuke speaking.
"You do know that music was playing throughout the village for the entire day, you kept a lot of people awake due to it".
Kuraiya turned his eyes and stared blankly at Sasuke, "why do I get the feeling a fuck fest happened last night, and you're just taking it out on me, it's Sunday now, it's not surprising people had finally let loose from life and death".
Sasuke grunted and looked away, "I don't know what you did, but it indeed spread throughout the village, all me and Karin heard was moaning from every damn house".
Kuraiya speechlessly turned away and stared at the water, "first the forest, now this, why do I get the feeling today will be known as making babies day".
Muttering to himself, he leaned back onto the small wall and closed his eyes.
As he was resting, he heard something even more outrageous from Sasuke's mouth.
"I was asked to be a father of Naruto's new wife.."
Turning his head so fast, Kuraiya's eyes went wide, Sasuke gave him a shake of his head, so he sank back into the water and responded.
"Why?".
"He went to do a check up, and it appears his sperm cells have been removed, resulting in having no babies, his wife is in deep despair of being motherless, so he came to me asking for help..".
Kuraiya simply looked away and swallowed, [Marcarita!.., what did you do?!.], his mind was in chaos, what the hell did he just hear from Sasuke, it was insane.
While his mind was whirling, Sasuke continued, "also, Karin is pregnant again, I.., I want you to be the god father".
Kuraiya slowly turned his head and thought about it, "alright, sure, why not, I'll give you both a gift, how about a vacation on one of my islands, don't worry, it's ninja free, anyone that tries to enter, is immediately killed by super Kage puppets".
Sasuke swallowed hard hearing this, he was in even more shock when he heard Naruto wanted him to father a child for him.
"Is.., is that appropriate"
"Yeah, think of it as honeymoon, staying away from noise every few months, is good for the mind"
"Alright, I'll accept the gift..", he paused as he stood up and just as he was about to leave, he turned his head awkwardly, "I.., I told Naruto to come to you for that thing".
With an angry stand, Kuraiya shot up and glared at him, but he was already long gone, yes, Sasuke is terrified of Kuraiya when he's angry, so he fled immediately.
"Fuck!..".
He felt like he was being plotted against, he preferred the women from the waterfall village, they were packing serious meat and were loyal retainers.
He also knew that princesses usually have a weird type of living style, he had seen it in Naho, who despises lower class civilians, even Ninja's.
Thinking about fleeing, his body moved and he arrived in the room where the three from last night were.
Seeing them sitting down and chatting, and a smiling Tsunade, Kuraiya put on a fake smile, "I.., I was just about to ask these three something, seeing you here, you can handle them right?"
"Oh.., he's arrived, ladies, you can head back, and Ren, let's talk more in the future, I like you".
Watching the three leaving the room, left Kuraiya standing at the door, blinking rapidly.
"Can you follow me, Shizune and I want to talk with you about something"
"Heheha.., I'm busy, I need to help Hikari with something"
"You can do that after, now follow me!".
With a flinch, he obediently left with her, only to arrive at her hospital, making Kuraiya feel even more uncomfortable.
Arriving inside Tsunade's head office, he saw Shizune doing paperwork, "take a seat".
Hearing this, he sat down and frowned, "what's the matter?.., did something happen?".
Tsunade sat on the desk and smiled, "yeah, yeah something did happen, come in".
Kuraiya turned around and his eyelids started twitching, two people walked over, causing him to shift in his seat.
Tsunade watched the scene and smiled, "dear, these two have payed for the situation, they want you to help them".
Kuraiya who was uncomfortable, immediately became serious after he heard about payment, he turned to the two and spoke seriously, "how much?".
Naruto scratched his head and turned towards Tsunade, seeing her rapidly shaking her hand, he understood.
"One.., one hundred million"
"If I'm not mistaken, the snow village makes that amount a year, you're spending the entire yearly salary on this?".
Naruto started sweating crazily, when he saw how suffocating the room was getting from Kuraiya's seriousness.
Even Tsunade felt her scalp tingling, [damnit.., he's going to break my plan for them, I already promised to help them, I won't let you break it, not while I'm using that new drug.]
"Ahem, leave them be, Koyuki, go prepare the money..".
"I already have it, it's inside this scroll", Tsunade walked over and gave Koyuki a secret thumbs up.
Kuraiya stared at everyone in the room, "that's strange, you already had it, the exact amount?".
"Kuraiya, can you follow Shizune into another room, they need to sign an agreement, you can come back later".
He was quickly pushed out of the room, as Tsunade slumped onto her chair, "idiot!.., didn't I already give you the script!.., why did you falter?.., he almost made you cough up a massive sum of money!, if it wasn't for me, you'd definitely be living on the streets!.."
"Lady Tsunade, we at least succeeded, thank you for helping us".
"Tch..", she looked at the two and frowned, "you two still haven't told me why you chose him, you could've asked Shikamaru or Choji, aren't they open and willing to sacrifice for the village".
"I.., I already asked, it was Sasuke who gave me the last name"
Tsunade turned to face Koyuki now, "and you?.., having his child, will require the semenation process you know, we've got no tools for this, so it'll have to be done manually".
Tsunade sighed, she really wanted scientists working under her, she had asked Vomi to help make hospital tools, but she had refused decisively, she had no interest in anything other than powerful creations.
She was already underground Kuraiya's home, making several Android's at this moment.
Tsunade even asked the Angels, but even they refused to help, even the damned robots inside her home, even they refused to help her.
Left with no choice, she had begun making everything possible inside her hospital, it'll just take even more time to do it.
Koyuki looked at the floor and nodded, however, no one noticed that her face was red.
About half a day later, Kuraiya was called back to the hospital and he did so with a lazy/bored expression.
Walking towards a nearby door, he muttered to himself, "I should head back and help those five in that world they're in, it's quite dangerous with that unknown god".
Opening the door, he saw Shizune turn around with a helpless shake of her head.
"She's over there, don't worry, with the drug I gave her, just one time is enough, you appear to be preoccupied, so be as fast as possible, don't give her any lingering feelings".
Kuraiya nodded and he pointed his finger at himself as he turned the corner.
Seeing Koyuki lying down on a table, with a curtain covering just her face, Kuraiya thought he was in a Johnny Sins situation.
Putting on a doctor outfit, he walked over and checked passed the curtain, this obviously startled her.
"Kya!"
"Sorry, just making sure it's not a decoy, well.., if you.., you know, feel uncomfortable anytime, just let me know and we'll stop.., okay".
Getting himself behind the curtain, a viscous smile appeared, his fingers immediately went to peach as he thrusted them in a rapid.
"Eghhh.., aghhh.., wa.., wait!"
Lifting up the curtain as he crouched down, he spoke like he was an idiot, "um.., what it is?".
"Please.., please don't go fast".
"Ah.., alright, I'll be sure not to do it again", he dropped the curtain and ignored her complaint, as he once again, thrusted his fingers inside.
'splurt' 'splurt' 'splurt'
"Oh.., oh God!.., what.., elgghh!".
Kuraiya wiped his face, as he stared at the red chest heavily breathing, "Alright.., let's begin, I need to head out in an hour".
"Haaah.., haaah.., yes.., please end this quickly".
He pulled out his rod and it slapped onto her plum, Koyuki behind the curtain, had her eyes widening, just the slap alone and she new it was big, holding it, he pushed it inside.
Koyuki behind the curtain, had her eyes widening further as she felt each inch enter, her tongue flung out, she was unable to utter a sound, other than a gurgling screech.
Kuraiya only put half in, then stopped, with a sigh, he pushed forward with one full thrust.
He didn't even wait for her to get her bearings, as he was in a rush, his eyes turned gold and his height unconsciously grew a full foot, his rod also increased size, in both width and length.
He immediately pushed into her womb and began thrusting fast, Koyuki had passed out when he pushed all the way in.
So the only sounds that could be heard were plaps and slushing sounds from a flooding plum.
She had woken back up when he just finished inside her, a massive amount pleasure, slammed straight into her mind, and her back arched.
Feeling a certain amount of irrational thoughts, he continued to plow her, for a full half hour.
Koyuki kept repeating the process of passing out and waking up.
After another twenty minutes, before he ran off to the five Waterfall village women.
He climbed onto the table and began pistoning her, cumming again after five minutes, he had her in the doggy style.
She had fully awaken this time, with her own thoughts, she had unconsciously began to move her hips, when he released his last load, he stretched and jumped off the table.
Putting on a pair of clothes for himself, he waved his hand, "w.., wait!"
"Mm"
Seeing Koyuki about to fall off the table, he appeared before her and caught her, "easy, you're gonna need to rest".
He placed her back on the table, but her hand stayed firmly locked onto his arm.
"Speak?.., I really need to go"
"O.., one more time"
"Fine.., just one more"
And so he did finish inside her again, her belly was bloated with seeds, as he rose to leave, she had grabbed his rod and sucked it like her life depended on it.
Cleaning it up, she looked up and smiled, "thank you.., I'll definitely be a mother now".
"You're welcome.., you greedy woman".
He stood up fully and vanished this time, he had a feeling, she might actually ask for another round if he stayed.
Koyuki's hand indeed reached out towards the air, but there was nothing, soon after the door opened and Shizune entered.
"Miss, remember the agreement.., no lingering feelings".
"Ah.., yes.., I'm sorry.., I didn't mean..", Shizune just gave her a flat expression and nodded.
"Rest here, check in, in two weeks, I'll let you know if it was a success".
Koyuki nodded, unable to move, her mind was constantly recalling that giant body completely smothering her, without a shred of care if she refused the pounding or not, and how he stretched her insides so easily.
Those golden eyes, looking at her as if she was nothing but an ant, shaking her head, she quickly threw those thoughts aside.
She was trying to rest, but after fifteen minutes, her plum was constantly twitching and letting out splurting sounds.
Since she was alone, she began to finger herself, "ah.., father in law.., so godly!".
Tsunade who was outside the room, she simply stood on the ceiling, with a frown on her face, she closed her eyes and smiled, "heh, how cute, sorry to tell you, but you're just an experiment for me, I need it for the future, just don't hate me after finding out, you'll help saving me a lot of time".
Yes, each time Koyuki will come to visit, Tsunade planned to test how strong the pill is, to help in one getting pregnant, she plans to further increase the population of the Sajuu residence, it's just a shame she has no other volunteers.
Koyuki practically came at the right time to test the pill in a professional manner.
Kuraiya had arrived back inside Fubuki's home after going to the waterfall village and he locked onto Hikari's life energy, with a single thought, he put his fingers on his forehead and vanished.
As soon as he arrived, there was a weird looking skin type man, he held his hand towards Kuraiya and spoke.
"Come.., accept my power"
Kuraiya just blinked several times before suddenly smiling, "you're energy is oddly similar to a certain person I know, is this an avatar, are you scared of showing your true face?".
"A shame.., accepting my power, would've greatly helped you".
Kuraiya finally had enough, with an angry shout, he destroyed the illusion and he looked around, before feeling even more irrational, knowing full well what that creature was.
He ignored the gazes he was getting from the others, he simply vanished again.
Appearing on the moon, he saw a strange looking brain at the back of it, it kind of reminded him of Kaguya's seal.
Approaching the moon, he put his hand on the brain area, and his mind was instantly dragged into the moon.
A black ugly like shadow was seen seated on the floor, in a squatting position, completely ignoring the uninvited guest.
Kuraiya looked elsewhere, he sensed that black shadow was the avatar, not the real body, after all, it felt kind of dead, like a puppet he had always been around, when he was with Hinata.
In the far end of the seal, there was a very faint life energy, so he shot towards it, seeing nothing, his viscous smile returned.
Reaching out, he slapped the air and a small orb flew out, as it did a small feline appeared, with it's face distorted from the slap.
Appearing behind the feline, he grabbed it by the ear and lifted it up, only to hear it yelling at him, "release me!.., I'm a God, you damned mortal scum!".
"God?.., you're just a little fox, causing trouble in this world, I know you're species, they're called the Kitsian's race, they're able to destroy life, in order to gain more power, a permanent power or creation energy".
The fox, stared wide eyed at Kuraiya, it immediately looked down and shrieked when it saw Kuraiya's tail.
"Saiyan!.., hah.., you're probably just an ordinary one.., one without God blood".
"Oh yeah.., take a better look".
The little fox, didn't believe him at all, but it still checked, it's eyes glowing red faintly, before it went extremely quiet.
Slowly looking up, it slowly opened it's mouth, "are you.., are you that man?".
Kuraiya raised his eyebrow slightly, "what man?".
"The one who took the chief of our race!, I sense her divinity in your body!", the fox was like a feral animal, it's eyes glowing in pure rage.
Touching his chin, he smiled, "you mean Anati?".
"It is you!..., aghh!.., I'm gonna rip you to pieces!.., you defiled our idol!.., our strongest leader!..", Kuraiya felt his blood pressure rising, with a firm grip, he pinched the ear harder and sat down, then placed it over his knees.
'smack'
A shockwave blasted throughout the white space, then silence followed.
"You don't seem to care about the people on this planet do you?!.., 'smack', you caused them to have powers didn't you?!.., 'smack', how many lives do you want to take to gain more power huh?!..".
After a full hour of ass slapping, the little fox curled up on the floor, with tears in it's eyes.
"Mortals are all dangerous, just a little bit of power and they kill so many people..", Kuraiya listened to the little thing and frowned, it wasn't wrong, people, a lot of them would undoubtedly go down that route.
Only a small few would stay saintly, Kuraiya himself thought it through, if he didn't have a woman to cool down his rage, he too might've been a killing machine.
Well, he still is, he'd still kill someone who threatened him slightly, or even looked at him wrongly.
"I see why she chose you.., a dominant male doesn't exist in our race, and they all like men, it was only natural she'd be drawn to such a man".
Kuraiya felt something wrong, looking down, he saw the heat in it's eyes, "hey.., don't get any weird ideas".
With a sigh, he turned towards the avatar, "so what's with that, it's stronger than yourself, did you really put all your power into a puppet?".
"I.., I'm not like the chief, I can only give power, I can't use it for myself, that's precisely why I have made cubes to communicate with the people of the universe, but some idiot and his gang keep getting in my way, all I want is to control the universe is that bad thing?".
Kuraiya thought the fox had lost it's mind, "isn't that a lot of work, managing every single lifeform, I can see why an Angel has sealed you away, you want to do the impossible".
"It's not impossible, I can create a machine to control all life, wouldn't that be better".
Blinking several times, Kuraiya had a sudden urge to just erase the fox, "do you know why Anati wanted more power?..".
The fox looked at him and thought about it, only to shake it's head straight away, "she wanted to create the perfect man, until I came along, she ended up using all her power just to catch up to me instead, cute isn't it?".
...
.
.
Vegeta quote - you're number 1!!
.
.
...