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Dragon Man Fights for Elf Butt by Throwaway1971

Books » Private Rated: M, English, Romance & Humor, Words: 262k+, Favs: 40, Follows: 50, Published: Oct 9, 2023

2Chapter 9

"Okaaaaay, take care of the mansion while I'm goooooone." The clown says looking at Frederica.

She bows. "Of course Lord Roswaal." Though it's not only her, Rem and Ram do as well.

Right now we are all bidding farewell to Ros-Chi, well I actually didn't need to be here, but it's not like I have anything else to do...

Beako is playing with 'Bubby' (damn you father!) And Mili is conversing with the spirits.

I could also be talking with Meili, but today is the day! That is to say that today she's finally gonna be mine!

I already decided I'm only going to talk with her today when the time is right... So like a few minutes before she's officially stamped, I kinda want to see the change with my very own eyes.

It's a special moment, your first mind rape only happens once! Well I did do it with Beako first, but that one felt all wholesome and shit, now this one is my jam!

Not really, I don't care one way or another, but it will be a curious sight to be sure.

Nonetheless I am now saying goodbye to clown dude and since Frederica is here I respectfully bow. "Safe travels Lord Roswaal."

He raises an eyebrow. "Many thanks Subaruuuuu-Kun, be sure to protect this place while I'm gooooone." I should ask for a bonus then! That is not on my contract! I'm Mili's bodyguard specifically damn it!

But sadly, a perfect knight would not say such things. "Worry not Lord Roswaal, all who approach this mansion with evil intent shall fall before my blade." Except for myself.

I hear Rem whispering to Ram in the background. "Is he for real right now dear sister?" Shut up please, I can hear you.

"Sadly yes, it appears he found Frederica's weak point." Ram whispers back.

Frederica shushes them both, thank you future wife!

For my comment Roswaal just chuckles. "Veeeeery well then... But one more thing." He comes closer to my ear and whispers. "Do not reveal you are a dragon, no matter what." My eyes widen, he knew?!

He steps back. "And it's time for meeeee to go!" And flies away, it's almost a comedic sight.

His flies so fast that I'm almost sure he's reaching the capital in less than an hour, but according to him he doesn't know when he will be back.

I'm tempted to assume it's something about the royal selection, but Felt shouldn't have been found yet...

Hopefully not at least, I don't really have any big plans for her, but maybe I could play the savior that takes her out of a life of poverty.

Wonder why he said not to reveal I'm a dragon though? Maybe he just wants to avoid religious nutjobs? This kingdom does worship Volcanica after all...

"Okay, everyone back to work." Frederica orders everyone back.

But before that I go towards her and smile. "As diligent as I hoped Lady Frederica, no even more... You exceeded my expectations." Nothing hotter than a person who works hard after all.

She blushes. "T-thank you for the compliment Sir Subaru." She then pauses and recomposes herself. "But I must return to work."

But before she can leave I do a knightly bow. "Of course Lady Frederica, I didn't mean to disturb you..."

She now looks like her brother just died. "I-I... You were not disturbing me Sir Subaru..." I definitely am, first rule! Don't flirt during work!

However I am the rules! And no I do not qualify for the archer class.

I keep on giving Frederica my best Reinhard smile. "I'm glad then, there could be no greater sin than trampling upon a beautiful flower such as you." I might have gone too far with that one.

Frederica does blush, so I guess I went as far as I needed to. "Oh~ Sir Subaru you always know what to say..." I don't! You're just way to easy!

Rem interrupts us. "Frederica you... Really?" Please let it happen teacher.

Frederica looks to the ground and then back at Rem. "I'm sorry Rem, I don't understand."

Rem looks at her and then at me. "I... Fine, I know this situation is hopeless just by seeing it once." She then sighs. "I might even be a little happy, it seems my student learned restraint... Or at least how to fake it." She mutters the last part.

Oh, my sensei is proud of me! I might cry!

Frederica however just stays confused. "Okay Rem... I don't understand..."

Goddess Ram now interjects too. "My dear sister was simply giving you her condolences you thieving cat."

Frederica scowls. "This again?! Sir Subaru and I are not involved in any way..." She starts panting. "Yes... Hah... It would be wrong of me... After so long Beatrice-Sama finally has a lover... So a naughty maid swooping in and stealing her beloved would be so sinful..." Frederica?! I approve! You got my perverted stamp of approval!

That isn't a good thing.

The blonde continues. "Yes... But how could it be the maids fault if that man's body is made for sin...Hah... And yet he is so pure of heart... To taint that...So, so sinful..." Don't treat me like a male Mili!

Rem gets in front of me acting like a shield. "I-I can't believe I'm saying this... But are we sure Subaru-Kun isn't the victim here?" I wish!

Ram scoffs. "No Rem, they are just made for each other really, Miss Scum and Mister Trash you could say." I expect Frederica to defend herself, but she's lost in fantasy land.

She's whispering something. "Yeah... Make him completely lose himself... Turn him into a beast... Hah~." No Frederica, do not fall into the netori tag!

Ram pokes Frederica's cheek. "Snap back to reality Frederica, you're becoming worse than Subarubaru." She might start giving me a run for my money if given enough time.

Frederica blushes. "I... Did I say anything?!" Oh you did.

Rem tells her. "Only your darkest fantasies Frederica." They were pretty hot.

Frederica gasps and looks at me. "S-sir Subaru I...!" But I put my hand up and stop her.

I smile. "Don't worry Lady Frederica, I didn't hear a thing, it would be most uncouth of me to peer into your private thoughts." Thankfully I am the most uncouth guy to ever exist.

She looks down. "Still, I have shown an ugly side of myself to you Sir Subaru."

I shake my head. "No Frederica, you do not have ugly sides, in fact one is more beautiful than the next... I especially adore your backside." Hehehe, ass... Wait I fucked up!

I can hear Ram's laughter of victory and sensei's disappointed sigh in the background.

Frederica at first blushes. "Oh my~..." And then notices what I said. "W-what!?" Uh-oh.

I smile in reassurance. "Sorry Lady Frederica, did I just say something wrong?" Maybe I can trick reality itself into forgetting it!

She, still blushing, shouts. "You... You just commented on my backside!" Her voice has a tone of disbelief.

I shake my head in clear fake shock. "Lady Frededica I would never do such a thing!" I would do much worse!

"You just did... Or did you?" She mutters the last part to herself. "Sir Subaru would never do such a thing... Am I so lost in my lust that I imagined it?" She's whispering the last part, also my gaslighting worked!

Ram opens up her mouth. "Nope, you didn't imagine any thing Frederica, his true nature just slipped through!" She's saying mid chuckles.

Frederica however steels her resolve. "Yes, if Ram says I didn't, I must certainly have done so." Wow! What amazing logic!

Frederica looks to the ground and something in her eyes change, she then looks at me. "Sir Subaru... I must return to work now... But please stay alone in your room tonight... I must tell you something important!" That soon!

This girl knows what she wants! "Very well Lady Frederica, I shall await your visit." My penis will be waiting as well!

Huh... Maybe if I acted less perversely then I could progress equally as fast with other girls...

Nah! Fuck that! I do whatever I want, I'm just doing this knight shit with Frederica because I think it's fun, I'm not gonna go hiding my true nature to get pussy faster when I have goddamned eldritch cheats.

Frederica gives my answer a happy squeal and goes back to work, together with the maids.

As for me? I guess I'll just train until it's Meili time.

The second person I will fuck in this world is probably going to be another loli...

I'm the worst! No surprises there!

"Hey Meili want to suck my dick?" I ask casually... Somehow.

"Wow, no~!" She denies it casually... Somehow. "Has big bro achieved new levels of perversion?" Can't go higher than infinite Meili.

I shake my head. "Nope, just want to see the before and the after." Just a few more minutes...

I sit down on Meili's bed, she's sitting on it next to me. "Hey Meili feel like telling me the name of your organization's leader, today?" I know the answer of course, but I want her to say it.

She shakes her head. "Nope~" She giggles. "You're acting weird big bro... Normally you just come here and rant." Ah... I may or may not have been using Meili as an outlet to say evil shit.

Everyone needs one okay?!

I nod. "Yeah, but it's normal for me to act weird I guess, everything is about to change."

She looks confused. "What do you mean?"

I giggle in response. "Hey Meili what's your type?" Hopefully not Elsa, please don't be a siscon!

She thinks for a little bit and then responds. "Someone like Petra." Oh, yuri. "But if she was a guy of course~." No! Bring back my loli yuri dreams!

I smirk. "Where do I fall in that equation?" Because soon I'll be taking Petra's place.

"Well... I like you more than mama! So you're the second worst!"

I put my hand to my chest and fake being in pain. "That low!"

She shakes her head. "Big bro... All you do is either perv on me or scream at me." She chuckles. "You're lucky mama is the worst~." Capella... If you're considered to be worse than me then you really need to reevaluate your life choices...

I shrug. "I guess I am..." I move my face closer to her. "Meili, can you say that again?"

"Say what?" She sounds confused.

"Say what I am." I want to hear it again.

She nods. "You're the second worst~."

I smile. "Yeah..." Damn loli, give me my deserved first place!

The girls moves a little bit farther away from me in the best. "Why are you asking anyways big bro?" Her eyes widen. "Don't tell me you're betraying Petra and becoming a defiler of young girls~."

I nod. "Yep, though I also want to see everything that's about to change with you." I wonder if I'm still going to be second worst after that...

She rolls her eyes. "Geez stop acting all mysterious~... Besides for all that you talk, you still haven't tried forcing yourself on me in the past few days." I thought about doing it, but decided against it in the end, mostly because while this room was fairly sound proofed...

If Meili made enough of a racket while someone was close to here that would be game over, but that doesn't matter anymore, because...

Soon I will obtain my first evil minion!

Beako doesn't count as a minion, she's too strong, so she's a sub-boss.

Actually if Reinhard is the hero of this tale then there is no boss, we're all minions compared to him, at least right now.

Meili looks around in her room and then asks. "Hey big bro did you bring any food? I'm kind of hungry~."

I shrug. "How hungry?"

She crosses her arms. "Stop acting so weird and give me food already... Big bro's chef skills is one of his only good qualities~." I am the one that's been feeding her this past few days.

Thank you [Faerie Feast, even if this girl escaped she would probably come back eventually, begging for my food.

Drugs are scary, especially when they aren't drugs and are just food instead.

"We need to cook Meili!" I do my best Walter White impersonation.

And Meili ignores me. "You didn't bring any food did you?"

I smile. "I did." She smiles back...

And then that smile quickly dies when I point to my crotch. "Really big bro? Come on~." Eh, don't worry Meili, I'll give you actual food after I'm satisfied.

I look at her. "Pretty please?" It's almost time, I'm sure...

She begins respond. "Nope..." The phone in my pocket shakes. "Well... Maybe if you brought me some real food."

And I begin laughing hysterically. "Hahaha! It's like the world's must fucked up joke!" I can't believe that while I'm doing this Reinhard is scratching his balls in the capital.

The world's greatest hero, and I can't even blame him.

Who could have ever predicted this? That one day a terrifying force like the company would doom this world just like that.

I feel like a god, it's a great feeling, thank you company!

Meili looks confused. "Did big bro finally snap?"

I nod. "Yeah..." But then I think for a moment. "No, I didn't, I guess I just realized I'm the best around and nothing is ever gonna keep me down." She gives me an awkward smile.

"Big bro's jokes are awful, they make no sense~." She stops and blushes a little. "But I kinda like them." And I go back to hysterically laughing.

I stop and pat her head, she blushes. "This... Is the best feeling in the world." She looks super confused, but she doesn't matter right now.

This stage belongs to [The Devil Of Greed, nothing else matters.

I take my phone out of my pocket and finally read what it says.

Meili Portroute T4, Captured 6.

For a moment [Orsted The Dragon God] feels shame, he has undoubtedly become evil.

That shame quickly disappears... He had always moved through whatever path he decided with no hesitation, he would simply do it again.

[Subaru Natsuki] Mostly thought this isekai had too many goddamned lolis.

And the [The Devil Of Greed] was content for a second... And then he quickly went back to wanting more.

Beako and Meili are not enough, he can have more.

I put my phone back into my pocket.

"H-hey big bro..." The girl shily interrupts my train of thought.

I raise an eyebrow. "Yes?"

"Please run away with me." Oh? This is new.

I give her a smile. "Oh, did you fall in love with my handsome self?" She did, I imprisoned her for a few days and acted like the absolute worse, but she still did.

I must reiterate, I feel like a god.

She scowls. "Big bro! I'm serious here!" So am I.

"Why do you think I would ever run away with you?" Bit of a mean thing to say to my love slave, but it's a genuine question.

"Because you're in danger! Mama is going to come for you and she knows exactly where you live!" She says that like I'm stupid for not realizing sooner.

I nod. "Yeah I know, so what? I remember telling you what I thought of your mama." Mostly that she is my toy too.

She looks immensely frustrated. "Y-you don't get it big bro! There's no stopping mama!"

I raise an eyebrow. "Why do you care all of the sudden?" I know why, but I'm curious about how her thought of process went.

What exactly happened inside of her mind that twisted our previous interactions enough for her to love me?

I wish I had brought a notebook so I could take notes.

I almost want to use my phone to make notes, but using such a powerful object for that feels wrong, like using Excalibur to cook.

Meili looks like she's about to cry, I try not to laugh. "I... I just don't want big bro to get hurt... You're the only one that ever took care of me besides my big sis..." Did the company make her perceive our past experiences in the dungeon as good ones?

Like I was showering her in affection or something? Talk about Stockholm Syndrome.

Still I give her a smile. "Don't worry, I told you I would discipline your mama when she comes here to get me." If I'm in a good mood I will even let Meili kick her in the face a few times or something.

Capella more than deserved it.

So did I of course, but I'm not letting a loli kick me in my face any time soon.

I imagine Capella has similar thoughts, but whatever, that's what she gets for not suddenly gaining powers from an all powerful eldritch company.

Her fault really.

Meili looks down. "You don't get it!" Please stop screaming already my ears are staring to hurt. "Mama is... She is... An arch-bishop of the witch's cult... She's lust." Spooky, well not really.

The only person there I was kind of afraid of was Pandora, mostly because canon had shown her to be basically an omnipotent god so far.

Knowing how Re: Zero worked means that she had to have an weakness that Subaru would eventually find, but since canon hadn't reached that point I would have to dirty my hands.

I wipe Meili's tears of her face. "It's fine, I can beat her." Not in a straight fight... But worst case scenario I would just send her into a different dimension until I could.

Thank you Beako!

Meili shakes her head in denial. "Please no big bro! She's invincible you have to run! Even if you don't take me with you... Please run!" Wow, the company twisted her enough that she was fine with sacrificing herself for me.

How wonderful... What weird crack in her mind did they make for her to love me that much in three days?

I would have to test it's limits one day...

If for example I locked a target in a prison, stamped her in the first day and tortured her until she was captured... What would happen?

Would her hate and fear overwhelm her new found love? Would she have a new taste for torture? Would she simple ignore it out right? Maybe if the event was traumatic enough she would forget it as a coping mechanism...

How would the company twist someone as prideful as Priscilla into loving a worthless scumbag? How would Anastasia greedy as she was, accept being just another woman in a man's harem?

Could it make Roswaal forget Echidna? Could it make Reinhard watch his new lover destroy the world while simply lamenting and thinking 'can't be helped, he's just that type of guy'?

Could Regulus change for his new love? Would Petelgeuse forget Satella? Could Capella admit to being an inferior being? Would the gluttony siblings crave that person's memories or not? Would Sirius still love her 'husband'?

It was exciting to think about...

I really need a notebook.

"Big bro! Pay attention!" Huh? Someone interrupts my train of thought.

"Sorry Meili, I was just thinking of something right now... Actually it's kind of rude you interrupted my process of thought."

"Now I understand that you're very emotionally distressed right now, but I'm thinking of something really important right now and I have no means available of making notes."

"To be honest, I'm kind of mad you interrupted me, I'll forgive you because you meant well, but you have to remember that sometimes people need to keep silent and let the actual important characters think."

"Seriously, it isn't like I'm asking a lot of you, I just wanted to think for a short moment, I can't make notes right now so I have to put my brain to work, you know."

"Now I understand I wasn't actually thinking of anything concrete and I was simply thinking of untested possibilities, but everything starts somewhere, okay?"

"This is beneficial for you as well I'll have you know, if I had finished thinking I could have come up for a solution for our problems, so please remember to stay quiet next time, please and thank you."

Meili simply sighs. "Geez big bro, do you act like this in front of others too?"

I shake my head, I just totally went into a Re: Zero villain tirade didn't I? "Sorry Meili, I guess I feel comfortable around you to say stuff like that, since we're both evil." Still I did act super rude right now.

Meili smiles. "I... Actually I'm kinda glad you feel comfortable around me~." Thank you company!

I smile back. "So did all that worry disappear?"

She shakes her head in denial. "Not really... But at least you reminded me that you can rival mama in the scary department."

She puts her hands to her heart and sighs. "I still wish big bro would run away... But I guess the only thing I can wish for is that you're the bigger monster in the end." If that's all...

Then there is no need for worry, Capella doesn't even compare to me.

I smile. "Don't worry, I'll eat lust whole... Down to the very bone."

She giggles. "You better~." She pauses and blushes. "Hey big bro..." She comes closer and whispers in my ear. "I love you~."

I have to hold back laughter again.

"Geez, no response~?" She giggles. "Well, then I just have to make you fall in love with me!" Adorable, sounds like something I would say to Mili.

I smirk. "Good luck Meili, I'll be waiting for it." It will be quite a herculean task.

She cheers. "Yay! Just you wait!" She then makes a thinking face. "Oh yeah... I forgot to tell you something big bro."

I nod. "Then tell me."

She lays down kicking her feet in the air. "There's a chance that my sister will come to save me... It isn't super big, because big sis can be pretty cold, but it does have a chance." Elsa huh?

Yeah, she might pop up, I couldn't tell, she did love Meili, but it was also Elsa...

I nod. "Tell me about her."

She gets up from the bed, acting all energetic. "She's strong, fast, smart, brave-" I wave her off.

"Tell me the actually important things."

"No fun~." She smiles. "But fine... Big sis is called Elsa, she's known as the Bowel Hunter." Yep, we also have a grudge to settle.

"I fought her before, she's a cursed doll right?" A custom one.

Meili looks shocked. "And you're alive?! Wait did you kill big sis?!" She also looks sad.

I wonder if her love would disappear if I said yes or if she would forgive me.

I need to test it. "Ye-" No, that's stupid. "No, we fought and she ran." From Puck! Sorry I'm taking the credit!

She sighs in relief. "Good golly, you scared me for a moment~." Mili?! Did you possess Meili?!

Please don't say good golly in her body! I can't handle it!

Meili speaks up again. "To be honest, I hope if big sis does come... You can show her a little love too, I'm sure you of all people can do it." I do plan on stamping her too, that's a definite yes.

I give Meili a thumbs up. "If she does I'll try my best!"

Meili nods. "Good, I knew you would say yes, Elsa is all shapely and curvy, so if you really saw her I know you would want her body." How touching, she knows me so well...

Speaking of touching. "Time to get to work Meili."

She tilts her head. "What to do you mean big bro?" I point at my crotch. "Really? I said food first~."

I smirk. "Sorry, but you gotta work for it." She blushes and nervously swallows saliva.

Sorry Meili, but I decided I'm getting my dick sucked by a lolissassin one way or another today.

She slowly looks at my crotch. "F-fine I did say I would make you love me... This is just the first step!" Gotta love the enthusiasm.

I'm sitting on the edge of the bed, so it's easy enough for her to get her head between my legs. "I-I don't really know what to do." Cute.

"Probably start by taking my pants off." She begins to do, and my dick starts to harden.

Meili pulls my trousers with difficulty, and I make almost no effort to help her.

Still diligently she does the same with my underwear, my now hard cock is sprung free and hits her in the cheek. "Wow... We're really doing this..." She says in disbelief.

I smile and whisper. "Get to work..." Her legs shake a little, but she nods.

Immediately she tries swallowing my cock whole, failing and hitting it with her teeth. "Ouch." It doesn't hurt that badly, but I like to make my displeasure known.

"Sorry." She mumbles and immediately tries it again.

But before that I hold her hair with my hand and stop her. "Meili, you don't have the gag reflex, start by using your hands." She looks saddened, but nods.

She wraps one of her hands around my cock and starts moving up and down. "See... Not that hard." I whisper, she nods, still concentrating. "Now try using your mouth, remember you don't need to swallow everything, just keep your hands moving."

She slowly comes closer and tries to swallow the tip, her teeth hit me again. "No teeth Meili!"

She stops. "Sorry, it's difficult..." I guess I underestimated Beako, she did super great for a four hundred year old neet.

I nod. "Try again, maybe start by licking." She nods and slowly gives me a lick on the tip. "Ah~ Now that's nice." Sorry Petra! I'm sorry for stealing your evil yuri loli girlfriend!

"See I can do it~." She proudly says, how cute.

She's now giving my cock licks whenever she can, but that's impeding with her hand movement. "Meili, I'm not gonna cum if you just lick me." And now she's making a sad face.

"Geez! How do people do this!" She stops completely.

"That's it..." I'm getting frustrated. "Meili swallow the tip of my cock." She nods and does so, no teeth this time.

I hold her by her hair with both my hands and force my cock deeper, hoping [Sexual Calibration] handles the details.

She let's out a shocked gasp, but Ignore it and keep pounding at her tight mouth. "Ah~ If you can't do it normally, I guess I might as well use you as a fuck toy Meili." She's gagging, but thankfully not vomiting.

Eventually I manage to make her swallow my cock whole, still I keep pounding with full force.

She's starting to cry and her eyes are rolling back, but I'm almost there I can feel it.

I pull back at the last minute possible. "Ah~" And shoot my cum all over her face.

White hot streak after white hot streak hits her innocent face, that has now become completely lewd.

Fuck my phone being sacred, I quickly summon it to my hand and while Meili recomposes herself I take a picture of her cum stained face, I'm showing this to Elsa when she eventually appears.

She now has stopped gagging. "What was that big bro?! I thought I was going to die!"

I smile. "Sorry Meili, I just got really into it." Face fucking a loli is the best, I can now say that with confidence.

She looks angry for a moment, but then her face shifts back into uncertainty. "D-did you at least like it?"

I nod. "I loved it." And a big smile appears on her face.

"T-then that's great!" She stops and gives me a shy look. "S-see this is why you should become m-my boyfriend!"

I Immediately give her a thumbs up. "Yep, sure... I do have a girlfriend though."

She steps back in shock. "Eh?! W-well I'm fine with sharing I guess." Victory! This loli with a face full of my cum has become my girlfriend.

Well I don't think two people count as a harem, but I made big steps today to that dream!

My two girlfriends are lolis... Sorry world! I just take whatever opportunities I'm granted!

She smiles. "T-then I guess you love me now." Not really, but it would be really mean to say no after I choked you with my cock.

"Eh... I'm getting there." The fact that I choked her with my cock should clue you in into I not being exactly the nicest person.

Instead of looking sad like I expected Meili looks determined. "I'm getting there~." She whispers, how adorable, a girl's first love.

I just came on that girl's face.

Thank you company!

"By the way Meili, I'm gonna get food, and stuff for you to clean yourself up." I kinda want to let her stay covered in my cum, but that would create future problems.

She nods. "About time, I'm starving~." She then looks mad. "You didn't even cum inside! I thought the whole fetish was that your cum was the food."

I wave her off. "I changed my mind last minute." Mostly cause I want to show Meili's lewd pictures to Elsa.

I'll have an entire album of our fun moments for when the Bowel Hunter eventually comes here, that's my revenge for gutting me, bitch~.

And after that we can make a whole new album with Elsa too~.

"Anyways, once you eat and clean up, I'm going to call the maids here." I say with a lewd smirk... Sorry, I'm thinking of Elsa.

She looks confused. "Why?"

I explain to her. "Because you totally broke under the pressure and are a good girl who's going to tell everything about your assasin organization, except for our 'activities' of course." Ram would definitely kill me.

She nods seriously. "Got it big bro... A-actually I know our relationship is supposed to stay a secret for obvious reasons.. B-but when we are alone can I call you something else?" But I like the big bro...

Still I nod my head. "As long as you don't say it when other people are near."

She smiles. "I'm a amazing assassin you know? I won't screw it up that badly..." She takes a moment to think. "D-darling." Adorable.

I begin laughing. "H-hey what's the problem, you didn't like that!?" She sounds nervous.

I shake my head. "I loved it." Darling it is.

You should hurry up Reinhard... Else your kingdom falls to the mighty 'darling'.

It is night time and I am now waiting to fuck my second mouth of the day! A much more dangerous one too!

I explained the situation to Beako and kicked her out of the room, so I'm all by myself right now.

Oh, Meili is still staying in her cell for now, the maids want to believe her of course, but she is an assassin, so it's kind if hard to trust that she changed her mind in three days.

In the end it will be Roswaal's decision... He better not try to execute her or something or I'm fighting him right then and there.

Only I get to hurt my waifus!

Well, now that I'm free of Beako's adorable attention all I need to do is wait for Frederica...

It's kind of boring though, I almost want to start training my magic...

Before long I hear a knock on my door. "You may enter..." I immediately begin using [Alluring Whisper].

The door opens, it's Frederica, she immediately throws herself at my arms. "Oh~ Sir Subaru." She might be even more down bad than me!

"Lady Frederica, it's a pleasure seeing you yet again..." I don't say the part where I ask if she wants to fuck.

I do think about it though.

"Sir Subaru... I'm glad you waited for me..." She free's herself from my arms. "Have I kept you waiting?"

I smile. "Of course you have... Any moment spent apart from you is painful."

She melts. "Oh~ I'm so sorry, but I'm here now..." I hug her, she tenses.

"Indeed, and I'm so glad..." That I get to stick my dick inside of you.

It's time to finally fuck a maid! The dream of everyone and everybody!

I said everything and I mean it, surely even rocks and the wind dream of fucking a maid!

"Lady Frederica... Please be mine." Please, please, please.

"Yes..." She lovingly whispers.

We get closer, I go for a kiss and she closes her eyes... And pushes me back.

"N-no we must not Sir Subaru!" Eh?!

"W-wait a moment Lady Frederica!" Damn it I pushed too far! Right at the finish line too!

She steps back a little. "We must not! I cannot do this to Beatrice-Sama." She's teary eyed.

Please do it though, Beako knows damn it! "Lady Frederica..." You can't leave me here, how will I survive the lolicon allegations if you leave now?!

Actually even if you stay I'm still going to get called a lolicon...

She wipes her tears. "I'm sorry I tempted you with my naughty, sinful, lustful body Sir Subaru!" Aren't you hyping up yourself a little too much!? "But we cannot become one!" And she leaves running and crying.

Leaving me with blue balls...

What kind of company contractor has blue balls! This is not how this is supposed to go! Right [Subaru Natsuki]!?

AN: Another entry for the waifudex! But you must hurry Ash! Gary already caught more than thirty and has two badges!

Chapter 63 - 9