CHAPTER 1:
It all happened right there at 6 past 7 O'clock. i Turned 69 years old and finally leant how to goon it was like a baby taking their first steps. I looking up at my anime wifu drenched with goon in amazement we headed to the bedroom and had a quick gooning sesh. After all the gooning i went to bed listing to phonk that put me to sleep right away.
"OOOH YEEAAH BABBY" i said in my sleep. what was i dreaming about?
Well il tell you.
just a normal day of phonk and gooning to LeBron James, i heard something strange. I was FURIATED that something had disturbed my gooning time. I went and followed the echoes of where the noise came from. And there it was, a mango standing at my door.
"67 MNGO?" I said your the sussy blud thats in my youtube shorts for you page.
"yes" he said with 1000000 Aura.
" what can i help you with blud?"
"the mustards have taken over my land i need your help"
"why me?, you know I'm just a level 2 gooner what can i help with?
"well with enough Diddy and sussy baka training your destine to do anything."
I get horny and lick my lips while going in for a kiss.
He backs up and said
get a good night sleep and il see you in the morning in my dih shaped rocket ship.