Kael lay sprawled across the stone bed in his room, his body screaming for mercy. Every muscle ached, his legs wobbled like jelly, and his lower back felt like it had been used as a punching bag in a tavern brawl.
The scratchy bed sheet barely covered his naked form, doing little to shield him from the chill of the Pleasure Wand Whorehouse's damp, creaky room. The cracked ceiling above stared back at him, its jagged lines mocking his current state of absolute exhaustion.
Two rounds with Madam Vex. Two. Whole. Rounds.
The woman was a force of nature—a hurricane in a corset. She'd ridden him like he was a wild stallion, then walked away with a smirk, not a single hair out of place.
Meanwhile, our virgin.. no, ex-virgin Kael had collapsed like a noob adventurer facing a dragon with a wooden sword. His half-lust demon blood had kept him going longer than he thought possible, but it wasn't enough to match her. Not yet.
She'd patted his head afterward, her voice dripping with amusement. "You'll get used to it soon enough."
Kael groaned, rubbing his sore neck. "Comforting. Real comforting."
His mind was still reeling from the intensity of it all. But somewhere in the haze of his sex-induced stupor, a faint chime had rung in his head.
A glowing system notification had tried to steal his attention mid-thrust, and he'd ignored it. Understandably, he wasn't the type of person to be distracted when in a serious, life-saving training session.
Now, alone in the dim room, curiosity gnawed at him. He swiped at the air, his fingers clumsy from fatigue. "Alright, system. Hit me with it. What's the deal?"
[Ding!]
The familiar translucent screen flared to life, hovering before his eyes like a magical hologram. Golden text scrolled across it, bold.
[Congratulations! You have earned 10 EXP and 5 Lust Points (LP) from your session with Madam Vex]
Kael blinked, squinting at the screen. "EXP? Lust Points? What the hell's that supposed to mean?"
As if answering his question, the system went full overdrive. Panels snapped into place, lights danced like fireflies on a bender, and a flood of information slammed into his brain like a horny encyclopedia.
Kael groaned, clutching his temples as the system laid out its mechanics with all the subtlety of a warhammer.
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[System Interface: Porn Empire System—Beta 0.69]
[Name: Kael Rennhart
Race: Half Human & Lust Demon
Title: Embodiment of Lust
Power Level: 1 (Mortal Rank)
Age: 19
Status: Average Performer in the Pleasure Wand Whorehouse
System Mode: Degeneracy Novice]
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[Rivelia World's Currency Exchange]
[100 Copper Coins = 1 Silver Coin
100 Silver Coins = 1 Gold Coin
100 Gold Coins = 1 Low-Grade Spirit Stone
100 Low-Grade Spirit Stones = 1 Mid-Grade Spirit Stone
100 Mid-Grade Spirit Stones = 1 High-Grade Spirit Stone
[Note: Spirit Stones are the lifeblood of Revelia. Mages use them for casting spells and drawing formations, warriors for cultivation, and merchants for trading cultivation artifacts. Don't waste them unless you're feeling extra spicy.]
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[System Currency – Lust Points (LP)]
- Earned through satisfactory sexual performances, completed system quests, or acts of creative debauchery.
- LP are soul-bound: non-stealable, non-taxable, non-refunded.
- Spend LP on:
- Passive and active skills
- System-approved aphrodisiacs
- Sensual enhancements (because bigger isn't always better… but it helps)
- Seduction-based artifacts
- Whorehouse upgrades (soundproof rooms, anyone?)
- Ultra-premium cosmetics (e.g., "Dragon-Dick Condoms" or "Succubus-Grade Lube")
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[LP to Spirit Stones Conversion Rates]
- 5 LP = 1 Low-Grade Spirit Stone
- 50 LP = 1 Mid-Grade Spirit Stone
- 500 LP = 1 High-Grade Spirit Stone
[Warning: Conversion is ONE-WAY ONLY. LP can become Spirit Stones, but Spirit Stones can't become LP. Why? Because lust is priceless]
[System Remark: "Spirit Stones fuel warriors and mages. Lust Points? They make gods moan. Spend wisely."]
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Kael's jaw hung open, his glasses slipping down his nose. "This… this is insane."
He sat up, wincing as his sore muscles protested. The system screen hovered patiently, waiting for him to digest the surge of informations.
Kael's mind raced, piecing together the implications.
"So, I got 5 Lust Points for surviving two rounds with the Madam?" he muttered, scratching his head. "That's, what, one Low-Grade Spirit Stone? An average wealthy merchant in the outer parts of Eldoria."
He leaned back, the sheet sliding off his chest. "But wait… if I can earn more LP with 'better' performances…" His eyes widened, a grin creeping across his face. "If I make a noblewoman pass out from pleasure, I could be swimming in points. Jackpot city."
[Ding!]
[Correct. Style, creativity, and multiple climaxes increase LP rewards significantly. Aim high, host.]
Kael let out a low whistle, his grin turning downright devilish. This wasn't just a second chance at life. This was a full-blown RPG, complete with a sex-based leveling system, a shop straight out of a pervert's fever dream, and a path to world domination—one steamy encounter at a time.
His half-lust demon blood thrummed in his veins, practically begging him to test the system's limits.
"This is either the dumbest setup in fantasy history," he said, sitting upright and stretching his aching limbs, "or the greatest cheat code ever coded. And I'm leaning toward the latter."
He glanced around the room, his eyes lingering on the worn wooden door. Beyond it, the Pleasure Wand Whorehouse buzzed with activity—Sara's teasing laughter, Jace's loud boasting, the faint clink of Mira scrubbing floors.
The upcoming gala at House Varnell loomed in his mind. It was a golden opportunity to prove himself and rake in LP. But first, he needed to get his act together. Madam Vex's "training" had shown him he was nowhere near ready to charm nobles. Not yet.
Kael paced the small room, his bare feet scuffing against the cold stone. The system screen followed him like an eager puppy, displaying his profile.
He was currently a nobody in Eldoria's cutthroat world, where only the strongest was revered and respected. But the Porn Empire System? That was his edge in this new world, and he had to take advantage of every single opportunity.