The Student Council originally had three people; now it had four. Kaguya Shinomiya's gaze often fell on Yukino, who was sitting not far from Ren. Yukino was focused on reading and analyzing various data on the computer. She had already adapted to the Student Council during this time, diligently doing her accounting work. Kaguya Shinomiya felt very uncomfortable in her heart. This Yukino, whose attributes overlapped with hers, actually joined the Student Council!
"Yukino, want to play a game together? This is a new game I just found today, a life simulation game." Fujiwara Chika's eyes sparkled.
Yukino looked up, rubbed her forehead, and apologized deeply. "I still have work to finish here."
"Life simulation?" Ren became interested when he heard about the life simulation game. He also advised Yukino, "Yukino, you should learn to balance work and rest, and relax appropriately."
Fujiwara Chika, hearing him say this, immediately nodded like a little hen and echoed, "Exactly, exactly!"
"This... alright." With Ren speaking, Yukino glanced at the dense data and then agreed.
"..." Kaguya sat on the sofa, pretending to be elegant, sipping red tea. In reality, her hand holding the cup was trembling wildly. Me! Why didn't you invite me? Have I really been replaced by Yukino?
The understanding Yukino looked at Kaguya: "Vice President Shinomiya, would you like to join us?"
Kaguya Shinomiya widened her eyes, looking at Yukino in disbelief. Good person! Angel! In an instant, all the resentment in her heart towards Yukino disappeared.
"Kaguya-chan definitely won't play. She's never been interested in these kinds of games."
"???" Kaguya Shinomiya's gaze was like a knife, pointing directly at Fujiwara Chika, who had just spoken! Sow! Cancer of the Earth! I want to play! I want to play games with the President!
The bystander, Ren, had already sensed Kaguya Shinomiya's killing intent towards Fujiwara Chika. He almost laughed out loud. He knew Kaguya's personality: an ice sculpture on the outside, a silly person on the inside. He figured Fujiwara Chika had already been torn to shreds in Kaguya's mind.
Ren knew it was time to intervene. "Kaguya, you come too. It'll be more fun with one more person."
"!!!" The President said I'm fun? Is he interested in me? Kaguya's mind started to wander freely. On the surface, however, she gently put down her teacup and calmly said, "Since the President invited me, I can try it out."
*****
The life simulation game looked a bit like a 'Monopoly' style game, where you rolled dice and moved on a board, but in between, you could draw some strange event cards. The person who earned the most money in the end would be the winner.
"I'll go first!" Fujiwara Chika rolled the dice, 6 points! She moved her character six steps on the map. "Event!" She drew a card from the event card pile beside her. Fujiwara Chika read the content aloud: "On the way to school, I slipped on a banana peel and fell on my hand. I went to the hospital for treatment, costing 50,000 yen." Fujiwara Chika made a bitter face: "We only have 500,000 yen in total, and I lost 50,000 right at the start, boohoohoo." Everyone started with 500,000 yen.
Next was Yukino. Yukino rolled the dice, 3 points. She drew an event card. Looking at the content, she glanced at Ren, momentarily unsure how to read it.
"Yukino, what did you draw?" Fujiwara Chika asked curiously. "You didn't fall like me, did you?"
Ren, who was glanced at, said: "This is a game, just say whatever it is."
"Okay." Yukino showed the card, took a deep breath, and read it in a flat tone: "I fell in love at first sight with the player to my right and went on an amusement park date, jointly spending 5,000 yen."
"The player to your right?" Fujiwara Chika pointed her small hand at Ren, "It's you! You two split 5,000!" "Haha, it's not just me losing money now." She was very happy.
Kaguya Shinomiya, however, was extremely unhappy! Why did she fall in love at first sight with the President? And go on an amusement park date?!
"My turn!" She quickly grabbed the dice. I want to fall in love at first sight too! 6 points!
Drawing an event card, Kaguya impatiently read its content: "I am exceptionally intelligent and discovered a business opportunity. I invested 500,000 yen in a small venture, tripling my capital!"
"Wow! Kaguya is amazing, she instantly has 1.5 million!" Fujiwara Chika shrieked with excitement.
"..." Kaguya Shinomiya gave her a cold glance, but her mood was quite displeased. My President!
*****
It was Ren's turn, also 3 points. But when he read his event, the atmosphere began to change. "I have intimate relationships with all players present, frequently dating and having fun, costing 100,000 yen."
Fujiwara Chika shouted: "The President is two-timing three people, this will cost him 100,000 yen, President, you're doomed to lose!"
"..." Yukino looked at Ren with a strange gaze. He really does seem to be two-timing multiple people.
Kaguya, however, showed a faint smile. She knew it, the President must be interested in her.
At this moment, someone had already brought the game into reality. The game continued, and everything became strange. Because next was the true 'life simulation' moment!
Chika: "I was bitten by a dog when I went out, and then I fell and got injured, medical expenses 100,000 yen?"
Yukino: "I... confessed to my love-at-first-sight partner, and we became a couple..." My love-at-first-sight partner is Ren, so Ren and I became a couple?
Kaguya: "I have unique insight and engaged in stock trading, tripling my capital 10 times?"
Ren: "Yukino and I got engaged, but I'm still entangled with Chika and Kaguya? Kaguya gave me 1,000,000."
Chika: "Boohoohoo, I hit a luxury car, I'm bankrupt, and Ren adopted me."
Yukino: "Ren and I got married..."
Kaguya: "I established a company, tripling my capital 100 times..."
Ren: "My mistress Kaguya gave me 10,000,000."
Chika: "I'm gone, I became Ren's pet! I've completely become Ren's shape."
Yukino: "I asked Ren for a child..."
Kaguya: "Unbelievable, capital multiplied by 100 times... Unbelievable."
Ren: "Wife Yukino wants to get pregnant, so I decisively abandoned my mistress Kaguya and lived a beautiful and happy life with my wife Yukino and pet Chika."
The nature of the game had completely changed by this point. Yukino stood frozen, not knowing what she was thinking, a faint smile playing on her lips. There was a kind of... maternal glow?! Fujiwara Chika was crying and sniffling; her shape had already become Ren's. Kaguya was 'abba abba-ing', her mind completely unable to process anything. Why was I the only one abandoned? I'm clearly the richest! Why did he choose them and not me?!
Even Ren was confused; he looked at Chika: "Hey, Chika."
Chika snapped back to reality: "What is it, Master?"
"Huh?" Ren had a 'subway old man' face. How did he become her Master? Aren't we just playing a game?
"Husband, what's wrong? Is there something wrong with Chika?" Yukino suddenly leaned in gently. Her gentle voice was like a spring breeze to his ears. He turned his head to meet Yukino's clear, moist, and sparkling eyes. She blushed and said timidly: "Husband, do you remember what you promised me?"
"Husband? Request?" Ren was confused.
"Of course, it's about having a child." Yukino said in a mosquito-like voice and kissed Ren's lips.
Kaguya's head was throbbing; she suddenly threw the dice and drew an event. It read: "I have decided to dedicate everything to Ren, even if it means being a concubine." She finally drew the result she wanted, and she smiled. Then, to Ren's disbelief, she pounced on him.
"Master! And me!" Then another pink-haired Chika pressed down on him.
Ren: "???" I'm really getting angry now! Are you all going to play like this?
Ren wasn't going to indulge them!
*****
No one could have imagined the utterly absurd things that happened in the Student Council.
Half a day passed. No one noticed that four people had disappeared from the school. Ren gently placed the three unconscious people on the sofa. He frowned and walked to the life simulation game. After the sage mode, he felt that something was wrong. Yukino strangely called him 'Husband' and wanted to get pregnant. Chika strangely called him 'Master' and wanted to be trained. Kaguya strangely wanted to be his concubine and wanted to dedicate herself. He himself had become a scumbag who was two-timing three women. All of this aligned with the life simulation game. Or rather, everything in the life simulation game had come true?
Ren activated his Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. When he looked at the life simulation game again, he saw an extremely thick red line of death.
"This is a phenomenon?" This line of death was even thicker than the Gastrea Virus? Everything strange indicated that it was not simple, because even he had become less rational just now. Without hesitation, Ren directly used his Zanpakuto to cut the line of death.
"Ren." Kanae suddenly appeared. She looked at him with a worried expression. She had also noticed everything that had just happened. But under Ren's abnormal burning desire, she couldn't control herself even in the spiritual space.
"I'm fine, it's just that this Life Simulation Game has a problem." And after the red deadline was cut off, a prompt appeared in the Doomsday Chat.
"Ding! Detected that you have eliminated one of the Uncertainty Doomsday factors, the Life Simulation Game!"
"You have gained 1 million doomsday points!"
"Hiss! This thing is actually one of the Uncertainty Doomsday factors?" No wonder even he could be affected.
"Ugh!" At this moment, Yukino opened her eyes. She habitually sat up. "Hiss!" A strong pain came. Yukino instantly sobered up. Looking at the extremely messy Student Council room, and herself, Kaguya Shinomiya, and Chika Fujiwara naked on the sofa, their bodies aching... Various memories flooded into her mind.
"..." The string of rationality... snapped. What on earth did I do! Her whole body was turning red. She couldn't believe how exaggerated the things she had done were.
At this moment, Kaguya Shinomiya and Chika Fujiwara also woke up. They, like Yukino... almost all had the same action... the same stunned expression.
"Um..." Ren rubbed his nose and stepped forward. The three of them looked up, staring at him in horror. Not because of anything else, but because of the 'weapon' that defeated them.
Panicked screams filled the Student Council room. Fortunately, Ren controlled this place, otherwise, it would have been ridiculous.
After a moment of panic, the few of them got dressed. Ren also used his ability to thoroughly clean up all traces of them and the Student Council room. The bloodstains were also completely dealt with by him. The three sat on the sofa with their heads down, not daring to look up at all. The three of them had completely recalled everything.
The Life Simulation Game was truly over. In the end, Kaguya Shinomiya, with the most money, won. However, the price the others paid was extremely heavy. The madness and chaos lasted for an entire half-day. The numbness and tearing pain in their bodies were etched into their memories.
"Alas." Kanae was also very helpless; she could only return to the mental space with an apologetic look for not being able to help. Everything still needed Ren to explain it himself.
"Sigh..." Ren had no choice but to tell them about the Doomsday and the strangeness of the Life Simulation Game. After listening silently, they also understood the reason for the current situation.