The world greeted me with bright sunshine and beautiful weather.
Taking a deep breath, I smelled the scent of leaves, grass, and fresh wind... How long had it been since I had enjoyed this? Probably since I started working, speaking of which!
"First, I need to take down Issa's parents, mess with his mind until he's completely fucked up, rip the divine mechanism out of him, capture it, free it, and enslave Draiga, forcing him to serve me...WHILE DOING SO, I'LL MAKE A MESS OF EVERYTHING, LIKE THE OFFICE OR DDRAIG GOT OUT OF CONTROL!!! A BRILLIANT PLAN!!! OR FALLEN ANGELS, these fuckers are just right for jerking off!!! Everyone can shit on them, and as a bonus, rape one of those feathered bitches!
Second point, make a statement...WITH THE MAXIMUM MAGICAL AURA (Luckily, I'm in human form right now, it's extremely unusual to find myself in a mortal body again) SUCH THAT ALL THE LOCAL WINGED MORONS WOULD FLY TO IT!!! And while they're figuring out who's right and who's just jerking off, SMASH THE ACADEMY TO PIECES!!! AND PISS ON IT!!! BRILLIANT!!!
Third point, get the fuck out of there as soon as the dust settles and the shit starts boiling, and on the way, trash the church of the fallen faggots!!!
Fourth point, eat the frozen food!!! THIS POINT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT!!! BECAUSE WHEN THE WINGED FREAKS START MEASURING THEIR DICKS, I NEED SOMETHING TO CHEW ON!!!
"DO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND?!" I asked mentally.
"YES, MR. ARDEN," I received a mental reply.
"PANDORA'S ACTOR!" I shouted mentally.
"Ja mein Herr!!!" he said.
"Did you find out where the retard lives? And does he study at the academy?"
"YES, MY SIR!!! And he just enrolled, sir!!!"
"Upload a map of the city into my head. It's time to give this world a vaseline enema with a vodka laxative." I smiled maliciously and spread my wings. As it turned out, I could do this without transforming into my true form, although when I released them, my magical aura began to seep out a little, but so far everything was within normal limits. "Nara, you're with me. Let's put on a show for them and show them what happens when they underestimate us!"
"I'll go with you to hell and back, my beloved master," Gamma's tender thoughts echoed pleasantly within me, playing on the strings of my soul.
"AND SO, PEOPLE!!! EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DO IT!!! AFTER COMPLETING THE TASK, IMMEDIATELY, I REPEAT IMMEDIATELY!!! RETURN TO THE HOUSE!!! IS THAT CLEAR!? I growled, baring my teeth.
"YES, SIR!!!
"ACTOR?
"I REMEMBER, SIR!!! SURROUND THE ENTIRE CITY!!! ÜBER MEINEN BLOG, WIE ICH AUFGEHOBEN WERDE (MY BLOG, HOW EXCITED I AM)!!! THE FIRST COMBAT OPERATION OF THE YOUNG MASTER!!!
"IT'S STARTED!!!" I roared, taking off into the sky, with Nara following me and everyone else in their positions, hiding their magical energy just like me. I gave everyone "return rings" that would transport them all back to the Nazarik estate.
(Operation Vaseline has begun successfully, the first move is yours, Actor Pandora), I thought as I flew towards the house of the perverted Siskalub OYASH.
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First item: "Emergency in the asshole of a faggot."
(On behalf of Actor Pandora)
I'm so excited, it's... IT'S JUST UNBELIEVABLE!!! I... I'm the first strike of the master!!!
HIM!!! HE gave me an incredibly important mission... me... even Mr. Ainz... never gave me such important assignments, except for the one where I had to test Sebas Tiana's loyalty.
But... but now... the success of Lord Arden's entire mission depends on me!!! I'm so HAPPY THAT I'M READY TO DETONATE A COUPLE OF AMERICAN NUCLEAR WARHEADS THAT ARE CURRENTLY LOCATED NEAR TOKYO!!!
STOP!!! Calm down!!! This is your incredible chance!!! And you must not miss it, I must prove my incredible abilities to Mr. Arden!!!
(The first move is yours, Actor Pandora) - I heard Mr. Arden's mental message.
(I'm on it, sir, Sie werden den Zorn des Herrn erkennen (they will know the wrath of the Lord)!!!) - I replied.So, what do we have here? A couple of defence systems, a couple of sleeping guards, hard-working employees, one masturbating sysadmin, oh my... I didn't think it was even possible to watch this!
I connected to the loudspeaker system...
"Der Gentleman hat Ihnen das Urteil gesprochen, sein Urteil ... Sie brennen (The gentleman has pronounced his sentence upon you, mortal creatures, his sentence... BURN)!!!" With that, I shut down the ventilation system and accelerated the power plant, or rather, several of them.
Turning everything up to maximum, breaking and blocking the cooling system, I watched with pleasure as these vile mortals died from the heat of the fire and explosions, others froze to death from the sudden drop in temperature, others were killed by electric shock, and others I redirected the ventilation system to, poisoning them with carbon dioxide...
(My master will be proud of me.) With a sense of duty fulfilled, I blew up a couple of military warehouses near the city and disabled the sewer system and the cellular communication system...
I waved my cloak and set off for the Nazarik estate...
(My work here is done!!! Lang lebe Monsieur Arden (Long live Mr Arden)!!!)
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Part Two - "Operation OYASHEM Death!!!"
"This Fritz sure knows his way around fire!" I whistled as I watched the peaceful and beautiful city begin to turn into a local branch of the Third Reich. "Well, what's your move, Narbeal? You know what to do, right?"
"Yes, sir! Cut him to pieces, gouge out his eyes, tear off his skin, pull out all his hair, and incinerate him with a razor, all in front of that little parasite with a dragon inside him!" Smiling sadistically, Narbeal began to shoot lightning bolts.
(Hmm... that reminds me of someone), I thought. (Someone with a pointed tail... oh well, I'll remember later, if I don't forget), I decided, watching Nara, in case she needed help.
She looked back at me, I gave her a thumbs up, winked and tapped her hand to signal "time's up".
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Part Three - "Death to all in the name of my beloved lord Arden!!!" (I came up with the title myself)
(From the perspective of Narbeal Gamma)
Master... he's looking at me... he... HE WINKED AT ME!!! OH!!! MASTER!!! I... I WILL GIVE IT MY ALL!!! I WILL SHOW HIM WHY I AM... THE BEST!!! AND WHY I AM THE MOST WORTHY OF ALL!!! WHO SHOULD BECOME HIS FIRST WIFE!!!
(Well, sir... enjoy my show, in your name... my beloved) - exhaling and calming my emotions, I knocked on the door of the house of those vile creatures.
"WOW!!! YOU MUST BE A COSPLAYER OF A MAID WHO OFFERS HOUSEWORK SERVICES!!! SORRY, BUT WE DON'T NEED ANYTHING!!! JUST LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU!!! PLEASE SMILE, I'LL GIVE YOU 1,000 YEN!!! - A disgusting male creature opened the door, his hungry and lustful eyes literally undressing me, you scum, well... - COME ON, SMILE!!!
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