Chapter 131 - Island Men Have No Little Penises
At this moment, time seemed to stand still.
At this moment, all eyes were focused on the two people.
At this moment, the outcome of victory or defeat, honor or disgrace would be determined.
Not only others, even Song Mingjie was sweating profusely at this moment, his breathing much more rapid than usual. He kept wiping the sweat on his forehead with his right hand, his lips trembling constantly. He even wanted to shout out to vent his frustration and helplessness, but he was afraid of disturbing Wu Yifan, so he could only hold on, hold on...
Wu Yifan's right hand touched another card again, gently unfolded it, and immediately a victorious smile appeared on his face.
"Oh, it's a miss, a miss, really a miss..." Song Mingjie shouted first in a loud voice.
Those around also crowded closer, Looking at those mahjong tiles that symbolize victory, and all of them shouted excitedly: "It's a miss, a miss, we've missed!" "I knew this young man was amazing... He truly deserves to be our Chinese men, and we Chinese people are proud of him!" "The young ones are fearless in the face of danger, and we Chinese are the best!" "I will also teach my lazy son well in the future, so that he can learn from them and bring honor to our Chinese people!" ...
The entire hall was in a state of uproar, a complete and utter uproar!
Everyone was so excited that they were almost on the verge of crying!!
The spirit had been suppressed for too long, and almost collapsed at this moment. But in this moment, everyone completely let it all out!
Wu Yifan gave a faint smile on his face, gently pushed the deck of cards in his hand onto the table, and said to the opposite Mei Kan Kyouko: "For this round, it seems that you have completely lost. By the way, we Chinese are not the 'Asiatic sicklings'!"
Mei Kan Kyouko's facial expression immediately froze. He still held a card that he had just touched in his right hand. Now knowing that he had lost, but still flipping it over to look at it, he was even angrier, his face turning red like it was filled with blood, shouting loudly: "Agha Ya Lu, I, I, pfft..." He opened his mouth wide and directly spat out a mouthful of blood. He stood up and shook his body, falling straight to the ground.
The people around were stunned. They didn't know why this island nation bird was so excited to vomit blood. Was it like women, having those few days every month? But when they saw the card in Mei Kan Kyouko's hand, they all burst out laughing.
The loss was certain, but making this Mei Kan Kyouko vomit blood was truly a miracle!
Mei Kan Kyouko had a pair of two-suited cards in his hand, but he actually made a self-matching and pair-up, but unfortunately, he was only half a turn slower than Wu Yifan, directly causing him to lose this round. This was indeed enough to make him furious to the point of death.
Song Mingjie was already happily jumping and jumping beside him, shouting loudly: "Brother Wu, Brother Wu, you are my boss, you are even more amazing than my dad! You are not human, you are a god, you are the red underpants superman, you are the spiderman, you are the batman, you are the otoman, oh, oh, oh, you are so amazing, being able to win this island nation devil before half a turn, you are truly amazing, haha, haha..." He was so excited that he didn't know what to say. If it weren't for the fear that Wu Yifan might think he was Baisaishan, he would have wanted to hug him and bite him several times to let him feel how excited he was now.
Many people around were stunned for a moment.
Song Shao could say such words, really not afraid of Song Longteng slapping this disobedient son to death?
Wu Yifan was, however, scared and cold sweat poured down his face, almost falling down on the chair.
He was only half a turn faster than this Mei Kan Kyouko. If his card wasn't messed up, then this round would have been him winning.
This round could be said to be precarious, to the extreme.
Although Wu Yifan knew that he had won this round, thinking about the scene just now, he still felt a shiver of fear.
Winning or losing, it really happened in an instant.
After about three or four minutes, Wu Yifan's mood gradually recovered, and a faint smile appeared on his face: "It seems that this is truly unpredictable, beyond anyone's expectations. Mei Kan Kyouko, fate has destined you to lose, and we have no way to do anything about it." His words were light and casual, but they were full of sarcasm and were highly critical.
"You, you, you, pfft..." Mei Kan Kyouko finally regained a little bit of his composure after hearing his words, and was again filled with anger and spat out a mouthful of blood. His eyes rolled back and he immediately fainted to the ground.
Song Mingjie was now so triumphant, so arrogant, even more happy than he had just played with two young virgins. He very straightforwardly walked up to Mei Kan Kyouko and kicked him a few times, lazily saying: "I said, Mr. Pants, are you still alive?" If you're still alive, get up right away, our bet hasn't been fulfilled yet, Old Number Five. You should have someone verify these two bank cards to see if the money inside is really one and a half million yen. If not, we'll have to sell this little bastard, maybe we can get some money from that. Right, Old Number Six? You should prepare a larger piece of white cloth, with Chinese, Japanese and English written on it. The font must be fair and easy to recognize at a glance. As for the content, just write - "Men in the island country all don't have small penises, gaga..." "
"Ha-ha!" Everyone in the room almost fainted.
This Song Shao was indeed very mischievous and arrogant, but I like him!
To deal with these lawless island country brats, this is the only way.
Mikakuko Miura finally regained consciousness. Just after hearing Song Mingjie's words, her face turned green. If she really hung such a banner on her body and ran naked, not only her, but the dignity and personality of all the island country men would be completely wiped out, and they would be despised and looked down upon by men from other countries. He hurriedly rolled and crawled to his feet, pleading desperately, "My lords, gentlemen, can we discuss removing this bet? I, I am willing, I am willing to give you an additional one hundred million yen as compensation, just please don't make me run naked!" Now he no longer had the arrogance and supreme confidence he had just now. It was as if he was a helpless little lamb, hoping to get help from people.
Unfortunately, the Chinese people don't fear their enemies, don't fear them, nor do they pity them.
"Ten million? No way, give me a hundred billion, I won't agree. I just want you island country brats to suffer a little, gaga..." Song Mingjie laughed wildly with pride.
Everyone around also shouted in unison: "Mr. Song, can we take a photo for a moment to commemorate this, okay?" "Mr. Song, I also want to take a few photos. Let my son see them and become his role model!" "Yes, I also want to take a few photos and display them at home, so that everyone who comes to my house can see them!" ...
When Song Mingjie heard what they said, he suddenly had an idea and shouted, "Damn it! What's all this fuss about? It's just about taking pictures. I agreed to it. But each person has to pay 2,000 yuan for the photography fee. This was arranged by my Khmer friend and it can't be said that anyone can take pictures just because they want to. Do you know what reputation rights are? Do you know what portrait rights are? We need to have legal awareness."
"2,000 yuan? Not much. I paid it!"
"For the sake of being able to take such pictures, even 20,000 yuan, I'll accept it!"
"Right, 2,000 yuan is too cheap!" |
...
Song Mingjie watched as a thick stack of money appeared on the round table immediately. It must be at least 70,000 yuan. He wiped his mouth with his hand and said, "Damn it, this money is too easy to earn, isn't it? I just hope this kind of thing happens every day."
Wu Yifan was currently calling Liu Mi. Suddenly, he heard her say in a grumpy tone, "Dead person, what are you doing? Why are you calling me at this early hour? Do you want me to treat you to lunch? Let me tell you, although I kissed you voluntarily yesterday, that doesn't mean I'm your woman now. Do whatever you want, but you're still far from being able to pursue me!"
"Actually, I wanted you to treat me to lunch!" Wu Yifan said with a smile.
"Lending me a meal? You must be dreaming!" Liu Mi said angrily.
"If I had a very valuable news tip?" Wu Yifan deliberately left the sentence unfinished.
"News? Very important? How important is it?" Liu Mi immediately said excitedly.
"This news is enough to shock the entire Beitian City and even the whole of China!"
"What news? As long as you say it's true, I'll treat you to three meals!" Liu Mi said eagerly.
"Ten minutes later, an islander will start running naked around Beitian City from the Soulful Nightclub, and he will also carry a banner with several words written on it..."
"Let them wait for a moment. I'll be there right away!" Liu Mi hung up the phone before he could finish speaking. ...
Ten minutes later, a very strange phenomenon occurred on the roads of Bei Tian City. An islander was naked and walking around the entire city, bare-chested. And there was a banner hanging on his body, with several large characters written in Chinese, English and Japanese - "Men from the island have no little penises." These characters were written in a flowing style, standing out particularly prominently. This scene attracted many passers-by and citizens to stand on both sides of the road to watch. Many cars also stopped, picked up their phones and began taking frantic photos. As a result, there was a serious traffic jam. Fortunately, a large number of traffic police were working hard to maintain order, so that some dangerous situations were avoided. However, those traffic police seemed to be secretly taking photos with their phones as well, capturing this beautiful scene. Behind the islander was followed by several reporters from Bei Tian City's TV stations and newspapers. They were moving in a vast procession, like a winding dragon. Naturally, Liu Wei was at the forefront. She was sitting in a car, closely following the other person, and holding a microphone in her right hand, asking him: "Sir, why are you running naked?" "Sir, do you have something to hide? Our country is a law-abiding country, and we won't mistreat you." "Sir, what do the words on the banner you are carrying mean? Does it really mean that men from the island have no such thing?" ...
Unfortunately, Mei Kan Kyouko remained silent in response to all these questions, expressing her helplessness with an angry look.
Liu Wei naturally knew the whole story. She had anticipated the other person's expression beforehand. Facing the camera, she smiled and said: "Dear viewers and friends, it seems that this Japanese man doesn't want to say anything about our inquiries. There must be something fishy going on. However, what is commendable is that he must have suffered losses at the hands of our Chinese people. I sincerely wish our country to be prosperous and strong, and its people to live in peace and contentment. Let those foreigners who spy on and look down upon our country suffer all the hardships..."