"Babe?"
"Hmm?"
"So you're not going to the gym today?" I asked as he set my plate down like the hot waiter that he is (don't tell him I said that). I mean, I'm not the one wearing a sexy apron.
"Uhm, I'm still gonna go," he said, pouring my juice like he actually had manners.
Anyway, he continued, "But I wanted to make sure you're okay first, before leaving you wandering around the apartment like Beyoncé."
"Who said I'm staying here today?"
Because surprise, babes_ my anxiety is on vacation today. Plus, I actually want to go.
But the real question is: will he let me?
So I asked nicely.
"Turns out I really want to come with you... so take me along like your gym bag?"
There we go. Sweet me, asking with a little desperation. Let's just hope he buys it.
God, why's he looking at me like we just threatened national security?
Yep, I mentioned you my lovely readers because we're both about to get blasted with a big, fat NO. I can't even read his face right now.
"Fine." He finally said, probably because he could see through my eyes that it was about to rain if he said no.
Then he added:
"But no flirting of any kind. If any guy comes trying to steal my hot boyfriend, I'm gonna tear down the whole place like the menace I am."
Good thing he owns the gym, right?
"Okay, can you please calm down?"
God knows I'm worth stealing, but who the hell is gonna try anyway?
I mean whoever that person is, they've got themselves a death wish from my man.
But he doesn't have to know all that. Just gonna let him feel like the cute version of Superman.
"Oh, I'm calm," he said. "Which is why I need you in my line of sight like the baby that you are."
That made me laugh and he did too.
Wait. He's gotta be kidding me…
"Okay, but I can't promise you that."
Which is fair, because you know I'm fine as hell.
"Well, I can't promise I won't act aggressive either."
"Fine. Let's leave it at that because I honestly don't know what to wear."
I replied, finally finishing my breakfast, It was delicious, by the way.
"But you have plenty of clothes. Or... do you want to wear mine?"
Hell yeah. I would even if they don't fit.
"Hell yeah," I said. "Thanks for the breakfast, babe."
"You're welcome. Now please go get ready we're leaving as soon as I'm done here."
"Wait, you really showered with me?" I asked shamelessly.
"Yep. But I need another one 'cause I'm obviously sweaty. But only if you don't take forever in there."
"No. I want one with you. Now."
"Okay. Go wait for me, I'll be there in a minute."
So I went, Now I'm waiting for him using this free time to update you cute people.
But seriously... I have to pick an outfit and I can't just decide.
Anyway wish me luck , and stay tuned for more drama.