A Few Years Time Skip
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Well, it's been many years since my reincarnation here, and I was dropped in this alternate Earth.
Next week I will be joining High School.
Why am I going to school?
Simply to get certificates also I am dumb that I forgot most of the syllabus.
Otherwise, who in their right mind will ever join school again?
Though I hope I get a rich girl to date and my future will be secured with her.
The good news is that I got my funds increasing, and not a million or two.
Currently, I have 235 million yen, which is quite a sum I got and it is still growing.
At this rate, I guess I can get my goals for this life easily.
Even if I don't have talents, wasn't handsome, nor athletic, nor social skills, but hey, when you've got hard cash, life gets easier, no?
I am sure my househusband of a rich girl plan will be successful, though better get one sooner before my 18 years of experience turn to nothing.
… Well, I thought my normal life goals would be achieved easily, but what happened next made me rethink my entire plan.
My peaceful loner life was suddenly greeted by a thing that almost all reincarnated people know about.
Suddenly, a blue transparent system interface appeared in front of me.
Welcome Zevion,
You have been selected as the sole host of Pokémon Trader System.
You are now bound to the System.
Yes, these were my first system messages, and I felt like a protagonist.
The problem was the theme: why Pokémon? Don't you have something original? Sure, it may be good, but this rip-off made me feel like I am a fanfic protagonist.
Well, my imagination, I guess?
Soon, the system fully integrated showed the start-up menu.
[SYSTEM FUNCTIONS UNLOCKED]
Shop
Inventory
Well, it is too plain, I guess?
Also, it said it's a trader system, so it's fine?
I saw on the bottom of the screen that there was a line.
-This is the best Pokémon Trading System in the whole existential plane. We only sell the best at the cheapest.
Wow... this is the first time I saw someone say something about themself like this in such confidence...
Well, anyway, I opened the Shop function it was filled with many items from Pokémon-verse.
At the top, some basic rules were written.
[Initializing System Shop...]
Conversion Parameters:
1 ¥ = 1 SP (System Point)
Materials/items of equivalent monetary value also convert 1:1
All conversions are irreversible
Note: Please review carefully before confirming. The System assumes no liability for user error.
Well, this doesn't look bad, and honestly, everything was quite cheap.
I mean, the most expensive thing on the system is the Original Shiny Arceus of level 1379 at 10 Billion Yen.
That, while it sounds expensive, let's not forget that Arceus is the creator god of the multiverse, and I can buy it for just 10 Billion Yen.
Also, let's not forget that after buying Arceus, I can just make gold rain and buy anything from the system as much as I want.
All my wishes will be granted at just 10 Billion Yen....
I want it so bad now....
And I closed my shop menu and opened the inventory menu.
It was just a normal menu that acted as a storage cheat like in most anime, so no explanation was needed.
But as I opened it, I saw it had a Random Starter Pack.
I tap on it as the system message chimes.
[Congratulations! You've received the following Starter Gifts:]
5x Master Balls – Guaranteed catch rate. Even for legendaries.
1x Free Pokémon Coupon – Choose any Pokémon of your choice (Except Arceus).
Team Loyalty Perk – All Pokémon in your team will be permanently obedient and loyal to you, regardless of level, nature, or bond.
Well, this is something...
I mean, where will I get to use the master ball? To catch lions? No way I am going to use master balls to catch them.
Well, at least one free Pokémon sounds good, so I will take it.
Now the problem is which one to choose.
Arceus was my choice if not for the clause, but the next best is... You know what? I will just take the second most expensive Pokémon.
I open the shop menu and select the second most expensive thing on the system, a 5.8 Billion Yen Shiny Original Giratina at level 987.
Honestly, Giratina was the best choice as well. Sure, I can get any other Pokémon, but cheap ones are just an insult to the coupon, and all legendaries are good for the real world in terms of exposure.
Well, at least Giratina can stay with me in his ghost form or my shadow in his distortion world.
Also, it feels good to have a multiverse-level god watching me over rather than those fake gods who are never going to help me in any way.
Anyway, after using the coupon, a Luxury Ball appeared in my inventory.
[Luxury Ball – Giratina]
I take it out and release Giratina.
Well, it would be a bad idea if it were not for Giratina being smarter than me.
Why? Giratina was massive, but it shrank its size and was in ghost mode.
Honestly, I don't feel any pressure or anything.
Either Giratina did not want to hurt me with his presence, or presence logic was just a lie only for anime.
Its golden body with black wings looked super cool, though not gonna lie.
Well, even though I got him what, can I do with it?
In real life, there is no need for any legendary Pokémon; you can rule the world, but I don't want to rule with violence.
I guess I should have chosen Mewtwo for mind control?
Hmm... That sounds better, but anyway, with Giratina by my side, at the very least, I will never die in any kind of situation.
Ok, next goal is to buy Arceus, make a new multiverse where I can live however I want, surrounded by my beautiful and cute girls who absolutely adore and love me.
I guess I don't need a system much for that.
Potions? What can hurt Giratina? New Pokémon? It will just put attraction on me from every TV show the next day.
Any other item? They are for Pokémon, not humans, so again it's useless.
Well, I guess I will just save for Arceus and just get it, then I can take advantage of the loop and will make Arceus rain gold for me.
Then I can buy endless Pokémon and a full line-up of Arceus.
Though 10 Billion Yen for Arceus is certainly cheap, it's still a lot for me, maybe I gotta earn a lot more...
Sigh, I guess I will work harder for the sake of never working again.
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