" I hate my life and my size, why is it small." Eric complained like a grumpy old man, he recently had a break up.... I mean his girlfriend dumped him because lil Eric was too little and she left his for a guy named.... Jordon. He was standing at a mountain peak near his city, smoking and cursing.
"I wish I die and transmigrated to a fantasy world."
He was a 28 year old man and had no parents, they died of old age. His mother was 52 and his father 60 when he was he was born and they died at the age of 76 and 80 respectively. More than 4 years have passed, he only had his girlfriend as his support but she left as well. After finishing his cigarette, Eric turned back and started driving towards his home.
Suddenly, he saw a truck in his rear view mirror which was speeding towards him like wanting to crush him. Eric speedup and thought, " Truck-kun, I was joking, I am happy with my size, please don't kill me."
Unfortunately, the truck denied his request and crushed him... thoroughly. Like it ran over his car five time, just to make sure.
Eric has one though before dying, ' Donate my property to an orphanage not my ex girlfriend.'
In a room, which only had a desk and a chair and everything else white, Eric found himself staring at an old man with blade head and flowing white beard.
The Rob said "Eric my child, you had a miserable life...."
"Spare me this shit. I had nice and loving parents, we were middle class, I had a job and the only thing miserable was what you gave me and my break up which was also your fault." Eric interjected him, not in a mood of any shit. He was planning on going to KFC and eat a lot of chicken out he died before that.
The ROB said," I know and it was also my fault that 'that shiny brat' sent you here. Anyways, as a compensation, I will grand you six wishes and a choice of world and body you want to transmigrate into."
Eric thought for a while and said, "Send me to 'Transmigrating as an Extra Third-Rate Villain' and my first wish it that you grant me my remaining five wishes unconditionally."
The ROB looked like he just ate wasabi, make a weird expression.
Eric roped his eyes," Relax, I didn't ask for your daughter's hand for marriage. I will ask reasonable wishes, don't worry."
"I would have been happy if you had asked my daughter's hand, she had been single for long time. You interested in dating her."
" Nah, I am good. She must be quite old and I like milfs not grannies."
"Whatever, OK first wish granted." The ROB snapped his finger and a ripple spread from him.
"My next wish is that you give me five devil fruit of my choice - Thunder fruit, Frozen fruit, Light fruit, Void-Corruption Dragon fruit and Phoenix fruit."
The old man's mouth twitched but he had to agree.
" My next wish is that you remove their flaw and double their power/potential, integrate all these fruits and remove any conflicts in the powers/concept."
"Damn kid, you are devious."
Eric smiled and said, " Fourth, I want sun breathing and Doma's blood demon art technique scroll."
"You want me to go bankrupt."
" Fifth, I want a body of my choice and I will decide what happens to the soul which resides in it."
"And last but not the least, give me all the knowledge that the boy who took Ren's had about the plot and etc."
"Brat, I am speechless. Sigh* How about this, I will give you a storage space/ inventory as bonus. You will have the devil fruit, techniques and knowledge book in the inventory when you get into the body. Now chose your body and destiny of the soul but remember, nothing extreme."
Eric nodded and said," Send me into Ren's body just when the mc's soul entered it and as for the soul, send him back to his body in original world after the accident occurred. He should get a second chance as well." The old man nodded and fulfilled all the wished.
" Brat, best of luck for your new life and enjoy."
Eric vanished into thin air and a moment later, a blond beautiful woman materialised and said to the old man," Father, Mother is calling you to discuss some matters with you".
The old man laughed and said, " Elliris, I proposed your marriage to a soul but he rejected you saying you are old. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!"
The blond threw her elegance out of the window and kicked the old man on his stomach, " Shut up you bastard!!!"
----------------------Eric's POV------------------
All I was seeing was black and suddenly, as my vision cleared, i was my chubby hands and through the polished wood, my chubby face. I am handsome just a little chubby. I think I can work with that.
"... Now that the verdict has been confirmed as guilty, I will inform you of your punishment. Ren from class 1-B, you have violated Clause 1 of the handbook: No magic or violence will be used outside their designated areas."
The Student Council President continued blabbing but I focused on the blue screen in front of me.
" The Celestial Institute for Heroes finds you guilty of violating rule 1, and you, Ren Montclair, will be....
===Menu===
User: Ren Montclair
[Class: N/A]
[Stats]
-> Rating: Unranked
-> Strength: G
-> Agility: E
-> Stamina: E-
-> Magic Power: E+
[Traits]
-> Photographic Memory
[Skills]
-> N/A
[Inventory]
.Devil Fruit (divine)
.Sun Breathing manual
.Doma's Cryokinesis manual
.How to Survive at the Hero's Academy
.A Random Gift Box
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Well, not a great start but we can work with it. The strength and stamina are pitiful which is concerning as devil fruits use physical strength, although mana can also be used, I hate being weak.
"Ren, do you understand? As punishment, you will be immediately demoted to Class 1-D and have a week's suspension to consider your actions. To return to school, you must write a ten thousand-word essay on why what you did was wrong."
As expected, I got a week's suspension and Jin and Jan got three days suspension.
" I understand, thank you for your leniency."
Everyone got stunned by my response, the teacher remained vigilant and students stunned. I had already expected this and so, I ignored them and using Ren's memories, went to his room where the maid was packing my things.
While the maid was packing, let's open the gift box from that old man.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining S rank Nichrin Sword, A rank physique enhancement potion, lottery ticket, 10,000 gold coins and a God's eye(Genshin Impact).
Well, that old man was really generous, let's see the devil fruit.
A golden devil fruit in shape of a star appeared in Ren's hand.
"Well, it looks like the light fruit, anyways not that it matters."
Taking a bite, Ren found that the fruit was much to his taste, sweet and a bit sour.
Feeling the powers in his body, Ren smiled. The maid had finished packing and Ren left towards the school exit. The teachers were watching him carefully but he didn't care.
Reaching the exit, he saw an aged man in a butler costume.
Well, so this is the butler Janda who took care of Ren from childhood. If I am not mistaken, he should be here for delivering my bastard father's letter about the disowning thing.
I nodded that Janda who bowed and said, " Your father had asked me to deliver this letter to you."