Part 1
Han Yue was practically vibrating with excitement as she flipped through her wardrobe, trying to decide what to wear. Finally, she turned to Assistant Chen with bright eyes and declared:
"Chen! Prepare me a green alien costume! I wanna cosplay while looting!"
Chen, who was halfway asleep, froze mid-step. He stared blankly before sighing and making the call to the Sushi Island logistics team. "...Just be patient, you'll be home in no time... W_W"
On the side, Assistant Liu accidentally spat her tea all over the floor.
Han Yue looked at them fondly. Sigh~ It's so fun tormenting them like this. This is revenge for making me work overtime last week collecting supplies~ :3
Upon arriving at Sushi Island Country, the team was immediately escorted to their scheduled supply drop sites—30 massive warehouses in total.
Han Yue gasped. "Wow!!! So many kinds of snacks, sweets, cakes, food, bento boxes, meat… oh my god—technology, anime merch, toys?! This place is heaven!!"
Her eyes sparkled. She was already humming with joy. "Lalala~ Two days of zero yuan shopping~ let's go wild at night!!"
After two hours of tireless hoarding, she finally finished her "warehouse mission." The work was done.
Han Yue was officially on vacation.
To celebrate, they had dinner at a conveyor belt sushi restaurant, where Han Yue behaved like an excited tourist.
"Wow! This is so cool!" she said, watching plates pass by. "It's like a game!"
After dinner, they wandered around a vibrant shopping district. Han Yue splurged with zero hesitation—cute plushies, anime figures, cosplay outfits for herself and her pets, carts of candies and rare snacks—all delivered straight to her hotel suite.
By 10 PM, they returned to the hotel, her room overflowing with loot: costumes, candies, foods, stuffed toys, manga, figurines, CDs, dolls—you name it. She beamed as she transferred everything into her space.
Then came a knock.
Assistant Liu stood at the door, deadpan, holding a lime green alien costume.
Han Yue lit up. "Will you guys be aliens with me too?!"
"…Yes," Liu replied lifelessly. "Schedule starts at 12:00 AM sharp. Ends at 3:00."
"Roger~" Han Yue gave a bright OK sign and shut her door, spinning around to practice alien poses in the mirror.
11:30 PM. Knock knock.
Han Yue opened the door to find Chen and Liu dressed in all-black stealth gear, faces mostly covered.
"Where are your alien costumes?!" she gasped.
Chen sighed. "Underneath. We'll wear them inside. These are just to avoid suspicion."
Han Yue quickly layered up, wearing black over her alien suit. Soon after, the group drove to the outskirts—an abandoned industrial zone filled with decaying factories.
There, the Sushi Island operations team awaited them.
They laid out a tactical map and opened a suitcase full of explosives. Han Yue's jaw dropped in admiration.
Then, as if in unison, everyone removed their black gear.
A silent pause followed.
All of them... were now green aliens.
No one spoke. Then Han Yue burst into giggles. "This is going to be the most unforgettable vacation ever~!"
Their mouths twitched. Unforgettable indeed…
Mission: Zero Yuan Shopping — Start!
Their first targets were five of the biggest malls in Sushi Island:
One had 20+ floors of luxury brands and international imports.
Another was a bulk-sale mega-mall, like a warehouse city.
One had theme parks and indoor playgrounds.
And the rest? Grocery towers, high-end boutiques, tech hubs, and anime emporiums.
Inside, operations were precise and fast:
Motorcycles zipped through every floor to move efficiently.
CCTV feeds were jammed and frozen.
Guards were knocked out with sleeping gas and locked in security rooms.
The entire building? Cleared top to bottom in 30 minutes each.
Han Yue, now a true zero yuan shopping master, barely had to lift a finger. She used her spiritual powers to sweep through shops like a green blur. Not even a chair was left behind.
They took:
Snacks, groceries, food, bento sets.
Clothes, shoes, luxury goods, gold and silver.
Toys, anime merch, electronics, furniture, books, and video games.
Even cakes, milk tea, and coffee shop inventories!
By the time they cleared the fifth mall, it was 3:40 AM.
The leader of the Sushi team spoke. "We'll continue tomorrow. Museums and shrines are next. Once the bombs are planted, we'll evacuate and head home."
Han Yue nodded, satisfied.
But before leaving, she had one last thing to do.
At the first mall's security office, she had the CCTV system reactivated briefly. Standing in front of the camera, Han Yue struck a pose in her alien costume, waving a tiny Mars flag.
"Peace was never an option~!" she whispered, then disappeared into thin air.
Assistant Chen turned the system off again.
They left the scene in silence.
Everyone on the team?
Speechless.
Their only thought:
"This kid is actually insane—WTF."
(Part 2)
After returning to the hotel in their disguise, Han Yue and her team slept soundly. The next morning, they woke up at 9 a.m. and headed to the hotel buffet for breakfast. While enjoying a delicious spread of various local delicacies, the hotel's TV began broadcasting breaking news: "THE FIVE MAJOR MALLS HAVE BEEN LOOTED BY ALIENS!"
The footage showed the so-called "aliens" waving a Mars flag and shouting, "Peace was never an option!" Chaos broke out in the dining area — some hotel guests were laughing hysterically, while others screamed, "ALIENS ARE COMING!!"
Han Yue, completely unfazed, continued eating her breakfast like an obedient little tourist. Assistant Chen and Liu, meanwhile, looked dazed and disoriented. Just then, their phones buzzed with a message from Secretary Wen — it was just a single alien emoji 👽.
Han Yue, amused, took out her phone and checked social media. Her alien drawing post from earlier had gone viral, racking up over 260 million likes and shares. The top trending headlines made her burst out laughing:
"ALIENS ARE COMING"
"ALIENS VS EARTH"
"MARS DECLARES WAR?"
"END OF THE WORLD: ALIEN INVASION"
"ALIENS LOVE ANIME?"
After a hearty laugh, they spent the rest of the day sightseeing and shopping. Despite the chaos on the streets and increased police presence, Han Yue's mood remained bright — she was just an innocent tourist, after all!
By the end of the day, her hotel room was buried in shopping bags, boxes of snacks and pastries, adorable clothes, and all kinds of food. She bought cute pajamas with cat ears, toys for Little Zhihan, and high-quality gifts for the Long family — including pajamas, sake, tobaccos, and 20 wagyu cows (and other breeding animals) that were sent to a warehouse and collected on their way back.
She finally returned to the hotel at 11:30 p.m., transferred everything into her space, and got ready for the final phase of her mission. At exactly 12:00 a.m., Han Yue and her assistants dressed in black and left the hotel for a short briefing at an abandoned factory. The team leader handed her a detonation button, explaining, "Once we're in the air, feel free to press this."
Han Yue nodded with sparkly eyes.
First, they hit two of the largest museums in Sushi Island Country, collecting relics from past dynasties, war trophies, and countless pieces of cultural history. Within two hours, the museums were wiped clean.
Next, they moved on to the shrines. Deep inside each sacred structure, they planted bombs — and, at Han Yue's insistence, fireworks. Lots and lots of fireworks.
She giggled mischievously while stuffing boxes of looted fireworks into every available crevice, until the entire roof was off-limits. Her teammates slowly backed away, spooked by how much she'd prepared.
At 3:00 a.m., the team leader gave the final command: "Evacuate." Everyone, dressed in black, drove straight to the airport.
Before leaving, Han Yue went back to the museum where the CCTVs had already been reactivated. In her hand was a novel titled "The End of the World Starts with Buying — Zero Yuan Shopping", its bold, flashy cover clearly visible to the cameras. Dressed in her full alien costume, she stood dramatically in front of the camera pretending to read, as if declaring war through literature. After a few seconds of posing with exaggerated seriousness, she vanished once again into the shadows. After making sure the cameras caught everything, she vanished again.
Team leader turned off the cameras, and everyone boarded the jet.
As the jet flew over the coastline, Han Yue looked out the window, smiled, and pressed the detonation button.
BOOM!!
The blast shook the island. Multiple fireworks launched into the night sky, bursting in brilliant colors and sparks. The shrines were in flames. Fireworks thundered through the air like a light show of destruction.
Panic spread across the nation.
Han Yue watched, awestruck. "Wow... This brand of fireworks is actually pretty good. Assistant Chen, let's order more later."
Chen silently nodded and noted it down in his memo pad with a sigh.
Four hours later, they landed back at Dragon Kingdom. Han Yue was thrilled to be home. She practically skipped off the jet and into her car.
But before going home, she made a quick detour to the warehouses with Assistant Liu. Expiring food, drinks, medicine, and medical equipment from bankrupt clinics had piled up — all ready to be stored.
After collecting everything, she finally went home.
It was already past lunchtime.
Mission complete.