Part 1
"Back to Work… Kinda"
Sigh... Han Yue was no longer on her early retirement again.
It was morning, and since today's agenda involved a joyride to several nearby cities, she decided: why not go full tourist mode? She dressed accordingly—light, stylish, breezy. Might as well look the part! Our hardworking baby never takes a break for long.
After changing, she carried her baby snowball leopard in her arms and even placed a tiny pink chain necklace around his neck.
"Hehe~ So cute," she giggled, completely satisfied with his new look.
Downstairs, the breakfast table was already lively. She sat down to eat with the others while her fluffy baby quietly drank milk from a bowl beside her.
Grandpa Long glanced over and raised a brow. "Is that... a snow leopard? Where did you get him?"
Han Yue casually replied between bites, "Found him at the Snow Mountains in Bear Country. His parents were fighting a pack of wolves. They all died, but some wolves were still half-alive, so I healed them... and tossed them into my space."
Part 2 - Alien Wizards, Grandpa's Revenge, and a Road Trip Begins
Han Yue happily announced during breakfast, "I'll be going on a road trip to visit different cities in the Dragon Kingdom. It's an important business trip again~"
Colonel Long, sipping his tea, glanced at her and calmly said, "Alright, be careful. If you run into Second Brother… just ignore him."
Han Yue blinked and asked, "Oh, you mean your evil brother? Can I ransack his jade collection?"
Before Colonel Long could respond, Grandpa Long suddenly interjected, slamming his chopsticks down in excitement.
"YES! TAKE HIS JADES! AND—he has an emperor chair!"
The old man grinned. "That damn chair cost him hundreds of millions at some auction, and he never shuts up about it. Might as well take it while you're there. Hmph!"
Then, muttering under his breath—but still loudly enough for the entire room to hear—Grandpa Long added, "Hmph. This is revenge for trying to kidnap me… shameless brat."
The old butler, Colonel Long, and Long Yi all quietly twitched their mouths.
(What a petty old ginger spice... 😅)
Han Yue's eyes sparkled like stars. In a serious tone, she replied,
"Don't worry, Grandpa. I shall complete the mission… and return with the Emperor's Throne!"
She even bowed with both hands respectfully, just like in ancient dramas.
Grandpa Long burst into hearty laughter and clapped in approval.
The two kids, seeing this, quickly followed her lead and bowed too, grinning all the way.
"Long live the Grandpa Emperor!" they laughed.
🛻 Road Trip Begins!
After breakfast, Han Yue, Long Yi, Secretary Wen, and Shadow 2 set off for their journey.
Han Yue lounged beside Long Yi in the back, dressed in a classic black wizard cosplay robe, complete with a fluffy scarf and cute wire-rimmed glasses. Her little baby snow leopard was curled up on her lap, proudly showing off the tiny pink chain necklace she had given him.
Scrolling through her phone, Han Yue noticed her earlier post:
"Still bankrupt, but at least I'm a wizard now ✨🧙♀️ #FamilyTime"
was trending hard—thanks to a recent viral trend about "Alien Wizards." Despite not wearing anything alien-related, the timing and her outfit pulled her into the spotlight.
Her post had already gone viral. And now…
Livestream: ON
In just seconds—120 million viewers flooded in!
💬 Netizens' Comments Scrolling In:
🟦 @MelonHunterX:
"OMG she's really bankrupt but still roleplaying?? ICONIC."
🟩 @FluffCamper7:
"Was it fun camping in the woods?"
🟪 @ChocoFrogSimp:
"Those kids are adorable—is that your little sister and brother?"
🟥 @GrandpaSugarDaddy:
"WAIT—isn't that the same grandpa who gave her 500 million yuan!?"
🟨 @AlienFanGirl69:
"ALIEN WIZARD SUPREMACY 👽✨🧙♀️"
🟦 @CatDadVibes:
"Wait is that a new kitten awww what a cute baby!"
Han Yue waved at the camera.
"Hi guys~! Did you miss me?"
With a sweet smile, she began answering the flood of questions:
"Yes, I'm still bankrupt. I'll beg Grandpa later 😭."
"The kids are my little brother and sister!"
"The 'cat' is a snow leopard cub! I found him after his parents were killed by wolves... now he's my son."
"Yes, I camped in the woods recently... almost got abducted LOL. If you go camping, always bring friends!"
She also excitedly shared her trip to Wizard Park:
"It was SO FUN! I tried butterbeer, chocolate frogs, gold coin chocolates, cakes, platters of ham and roasted chickens—ahhh! Everyone was in wizard outfits! I even bought wands and souvenirs for the family. You guys HAVE to go!"
Then someone asked:
🟩 @AlienWizardCult:
"What do you think of Alien Wizard's obsession with Costco chicken?"
Han Yue laughed and replied,
"I heard it's juicy and yummy! Has anyone here tasted it yet?? Tell me!!"
💬 More Netizens Reply:
🟥 @SnowMelon:
"Wow... eating melon from a snow leopard cub livestream. We live in a golden era 😭."
🟨 @AbroadStudent77:
"Costco chicken is THE BEST. Affordable, juicy, and easy to reheat!"
🟦 @ProtectHanYue:
"Omg you almost got abducted!? Stay safe! It's hard being beautiful sigh~"
🟪 @PointCollector99:
"How many points do you have now Han Yue!?"
🟩 @MovingCarFan:
"Wait are you in a car? Are you finally working to not be bankrupt??!"
Han Yue grinned and answered,
"YES, I'm working again! I'm going on a mission in a few days. It's confidential but... it involves angering a certain bad guy~ hehe 😏."
Long Yi, sitting beside her, side-eyed her in silence.
(That "bad guy" being his bastard 2nd uncle, of course.)
"...He deserves it anyway," he muttered.
💤 Livestream Ends
After a while, Han Yue closed her livestream and leaned back in her comfy seat. The baby snow leopard snuggled beside her, and the car continued on toward the next city.
For now, she could relax.
But soon… the "Emperor's Throne Heist" mission would begin. 😏