Nyami's Sparkle-Slut Afterlife Domain
In a sky that pulsed like a living screensaver made by horny anime teens, two souls floated—neither dead nor alive, just aggressively reincarnated. Beneath a shimmering disco ball shaped like Nyami's butt, Renji and Rika argued like divorced NPCs fighting over who gets the cheat codes.
"I'm telling you," Renji said, gesturing with a glowing tentacle-shaped pointer, "One Piece is peak opportunity. Devil fruits, MILFs, boa constrictor boobs—come on. That world was made for pervs."
Rika made a noise like she was choking on a bad fanfic. "Renji. You realize we'd end up as filler characters dying in the background, right? I am not becoming a statistic on Titty Island."
"Titty Island sounds amazing, and you know it."
"Shut up. Jujutsu Kaisen has hot repressed men, trauma, and curses that touch you emotionally and physically!!. That's our brand."
Renji crossed his arms. "You just wanna bang Geto!."
"I do not!"
Nyami—the sparkly catgirl goddess of afterlife degeneracy—lounged upside-down in the air, licking a popsicle shaped like a censored wand. "You definitely do."
"Stay out of it, you horny Pikachu."
Nyami ignored her, clapping once.
Two shimmering holograms appeared.
One showed Luffy flexing a devil fruit ability while bouncing on a pair of giant tiddies labeled "Canon-Compliant Plot Devices." The other displayed Gojo lounging shirtless in a teacher's chair, sunglasses low, next to a chalkboard that read "Homework: Suck It."
The degenerates pointed at Gojo in perfect synchronization.
"Okay fine," Renji groaned. "But if I don't get to touch his Infinity at least once, I'm uninstalling life."
Rika smirked. "Don't worry. I'll distract him with my rack while you… explore his blindfold kink."
"Ugh. You're unbearable."
"And you're single."
Nyami giggled, floating upside down and flicking her tail like a mischievous fox. "Glad to see you're ready to corrupt another reality. Now for the fun part—your systems~"
She clapped again, and a tidal wave of sparkles hit them like NSFW confetti.
[Installing Systems… Please Hold Your Moans.] [Lewdverse Travel Interface: ONLINE] 🩷 [Rika's System: NSFW.exe]
[Personality: Flirty. Sadistic. Sips tea while watching people suffer.]
[Interface: Heart-shaped HUD with pink-glow menus and mood-detection.]
[Hey there, sugar. Let's make some bad decisions together~ ]"
[Primary Skill: Siren Drive
Exudes a low-level aura of lust and temptation that scales with proximity, emotional states, and cursed energy compatibility. High-ranking sorcerers feel it more… especially the repressed ones.]
[Spicy Side Effect: Lust SyncIf someone falls for her, she feels everything they do for an hour.If they resist, she inherits their worst emotional state for a while.]
[Warning: You are now feeling: Abandoned Orphan Rage.]
"I love her," Rika whispered, eyes sparkling like a cursed fangirl. "I feel powerful. Horny… but powerful."
[ Renji's System: DEGEN-Core]
[Personality: Chaotic neutral with a voice-over narrator that mocks you.]
[Interface: Red-and-black HUD with real-time achievements like:]
[Achievement Unlocked: Peaked in Horniness]"[You Got Wood—Publicly]"
[Primary Skill: Touch TriggerCan copy someone's cursed technique via skin contact. The more intimate the contact, the longer it lasts—and the better the mastery.]
[Spicy Side Effect: Fetish RouletteEvery time he copies someone, he gains a temporary fetish based on their personality.]
[New kink acquired: Daddy Complex.]
Renji blinked. "...I'm not gonna make it out of this story alive."
"Alright sluts," Nyami purred, floating in with a thermos labeled Tiddy Juice, "you've got powers, personality overlays, and enough plot armor to survive a minor arc. Now choose a timeline before I drop-kick you into a yaoi AU."
Rika leaned forward. "I want Geto pre-villain arc. Let me catch him when he's still moody and questionably righteous."
Renji made a face. "You mean when he's less sexy. Nah, we go one month before Season One. Gojo's already a walking kink bomb. Plus, that's our best chance to infiltrate Jujutsu High without blowing canon apart."
Nyami twirled a glittery pencil. "Final answer?"
They bickered for a full five minutes—between rock-paper-scissors, mock seduction, and one cursed dance-off—until Rika gave in.
"Fine. But I get to flirt with sukuna and Gojo."
"You're gonna traumatize the timeline."
"I'm gonna enhance it."
[Timeline Selected: One Month Before Jujutsu Kaisen Begins]
[Mission: Corrupt Major Characters. Canon Divergence Encouraged.][Optional Goal: Trigger a lewd event before Yuji eats Sukuna's finger.][Reward: 1000 Nyami Points. Unlocks Forbidden Fandom Vault™.]
Rika gasped. "The doujin archive…?"
Renji's jaw dropped. "The uncensored vault of fanfiction, alt endings, and smut never allowed to exist?"
Nyami winked. "Break the rules right, and it's yours."
[Teleportation Initiated…]
[Now Entering: World - Jujutsu Kaisen]
Nyami blew them a kiss.
"Have fun corrupting Japan, my filthy little plot goblins~"
Tokyo – Shibuya District
CRASH!
Renji faceplanted into a vending machine. "OW! My balls! The isekai landing is never gentle!"
Rika slammed into a hedge, legs flailing out. "I think I just inhaled a bee! oh god im chocking"
" like you dont like that" renji muttered
Their systems activated.
[Location Synced. Local Disguise Enabled.][Current Form: Average Japanese College Students. Horny Aura Concealed.]
Renji looked down. He wore black jeans, a chain belt, and a loose jacket with fingerless gloves. "Okay. I look like someone who sells weed behind an arcade."
Rika, in a crop top and tight pants, blinked. "I look like I belong in a K-pop thirst trap."
"You do."
"Aw, thanks."
[New Objective: Blend in. Find a way into Jujutsu High. Test skills. Identify lewd opportunity targets.]
They looked at each other.
"Gojo?" Rika whispered.
"Gojo," Renji grinned.
They fist-bumped.
"Operation: Corrupt the Cursed Daddy… begins now."