"You could have sent them a message, you dickhead", I say as the gear smacks Merlin right in the nose even after he tries to use magic to stop its approach.
"But that wouldn't be as fun now, would it?" the dick wizard says in a nasally voice as he holds his now bruised nose in pain.
"Go fuck yourself, Merlin", I say as I grab the blade aimed at my throat out of the small child's hands as they try to sneak up and stab me again.
"Please don't stab me, small child", I say as I grab the new blade they summoned from nowhere.
"Jackie, please stop trying to stab the person who just hit a clairvoyant in the face with a thrown gear", Gudako calls out with a twitching smile.
"But he's a threat to mommy" the adorable murder child says with just the cutest puppy dog eyes that are only ruined by them continuing to try and stab me.
"Now young lady?" I hear the distinct question in Gudako's voice as she demands the child back.
"Aww fine", the stabby child whines, but follows her master's orders nonetheless.
"Well, now that we have gotten over all of that, imma head out now", I say, and before they can respond, I use Clockwork Planet and create a receiver to the gate so I can leave. The only problem is that as I try to, a beautiful sword is launched into it, destroying it completely.
"I swear to god if I turn around and it's some dickhead with too much ego that just stopped me from returning home, I'm gonna use their large intestine as a fucking jump rope" I say as with twitching eyebrows I reach into my coat and pull out the clockwork railgun as I turn around and see the fading gold ripples and the form of Archer Gilgamesh standing Infront of the last masters of mankind with a scowl on his face.
"A mongrel dares threaten his king when he is dealing rightful punishment to those not paying his proper respects" I stare at the pompous dickhead as the others also stare at him in confusion while Merlin smiles creepily.
"Oh, go fuck yourself, you gold shit stain, you're more of a mongrel than anybody in history, you know, on account of being a mixed blood", I say as I summon my wings back and turn them completely to mystirium so they negate any magic he tries.
I see his face morph into a visage of pure anger as more and more gold ripples start forming around him, while behind both of us, a group of growing spectators are protected by a hastily created barrier by any nearby casters.
I point the railgun at him and pull the trigger not really expecting more than a flinch from the sound the projectile makes.
When I pull the trigger, a crack louder than anything I have ever heard rings out as the solid mystirium gear is accelerated three hundred per cent the speed of light, quicker than a Planck instant.
The resulting boom of the projectile crashing into the king of heroes' armour is punctuated with the sight of the entirety of Gilgamesh's left arm being liquified, and only the sheer defensive capabilities of his armour save the rest of his body from the anti-magic gear, straight up dematerialising him.
The silence that followed from the boom was most likely me going deaf from how loud the first boom was, but I could see the king gritting his teeth and clutching his stump as blue particles gently floated away from it.
I hear a pop, and suddenly I can hear again, and what I do hear is the fearful voice of the golden dickheads masters trying to beg for the barrier to come down or for me not to kill the douche canoe.
"I didn't even want to fight the idiot to begin with, I was just trying to get home. That's it, I don't care if he lives or dies because frankly, he's already a walking corpse as a heroic spirit," I say and wave a hand to create a receiver again, this time one just slightly out of sync with this timeline, so that he can't interact with it.
"Now fucking let me go home so I can sleep for the first time in a full 3 days", I say as I boot up the gate, and it isn't interrupted by some dumbass this time.
"Also, Gilgamesh", I say to get his attention as he pulls some healing item from his treasury "Go fuck yourself", I say and flip him off before stepping through the portal and turning it off when I arrive back at the scene of Chadwick, Peter and Mystique trying to rush forward to catch me.
"Sorry that was dumb of me", I say as time starts again for the group of automatons. I sigh as I stumble over to a nearby chair, my sense of balance still a bit fucked from blowing out my own eardrums.