"Chat group? I understand. It's the kind that brings together idle people from all over the world."
"Generally speaking, there are also functions such as task release, check-in, files, red envelopes, and time travel."
"And the group members are either girls or cute girls. It's basically like they have a harem."
Qin Qi opened the chat group and prepared to have a good chat with his group of cute girls. The group members spoke nicely and were capable. I like chat groups the most.
Whitebeard: "Gulala, this chat group sounds amazing! Do you want to be my sons?!"
At this moment in the One Piece world, Whitebeard Newgate had just finished digesting the content about the chat group in his mind.
He laughed heartily. It was so funny that he could encounter such a wonderful thing in his twilight years!
This is the charm of adventure on the sea. You never know where your next stop will be or what will happen.
I'm not a pervert. "You could almost be my son. How dare you, an old man, say that?"
When Qin Qi saw the other party's standard speech, he immediately recognized the other party's identity, Whitebeard from the One Piece world.
A man who is muscular, likes leopard-print stockings, and always asks people to be his son.
Whitebeard: "Kid, you're so arrogant!"
[I'm not a devious person: "I'm just being arrogant. I don't accept the solo. Let's fight one-on-one."]
Qin Qi knew that he probably couldn't beat the current Whitebeard, but that didn't stop him from being stubborn.
The momentum must not be suppressed at this time. There are only three people in the group now. If the momentum is suppressed, how can we survive in the group in the future?
Whitebeard: "Gulala, funny kid! It's been a while since anyone dared to speak to me like that. I hope you can still be so arrogant when my naginata is on your neck."
I'm not a pervert: "If I blink, I'll be your son!"
In the world of One Piece.
White Beard laughed out loud when he saw Qin Qi's speech. He appreciated people with courage, so he was not angry even though Qin Qi spoke to him like that.
"Dad, what are you laughing at?"
At this time, Ace with the Fire Fist came over. He looked at Whitebeard who was laughing and asked curiously.
"Nothing, I just met a very interesting guy, a bit like you back then, but more arrogant than you."
Whitebeard looked down at Ace. This kid was also very arrogant when he first met him.
Dad: "Oh, what is this, Jackie Chan? There's something dirty at home, come back quickly!"
And now in the world of Jackie Chan Adventures.
Dad was cleaning up his antiques in his old shop when he was suddenly pulled into the chat group.
It took him more than ten seconds to digest the content of the chat group, and the first thing he did was to perform an exorcism ritual on himself.
Well, as a conservative dad, he still didn't quite understand what a chat group was. He just felt like someone was talking inside his head.
So he took the lead in conducting an exorcism ceremony, and after it failed, he called Jackie Chan and asked him to come back quickly.
[I'm not a shrewd person: "Another old man, I'm impressed. Why am I the only young person here?"]
I'm not a shrewd person: "I don't want to hang out in a group chat with you old guys. I want to find a girl."
Qin Qi felt that this was completely different from what he had imagined. It was agreed that there would be many girls, but why were all of them old men?
One comes out to take his son, the other comes out to exorcise the devil. Oh, I'm tired and ready to quit the group. Let it be destroyed.
Whitebeard: Gullallallalla, when you become strong enough, the woman will come to you.
Whitebeard: "If you are not strong enough, you won't be able to protect the person you love even if you find them."
I'm not a devious person: "Huh? Why are you suddenly speaking so seriously?!"
I'm not a heretic: "But you're right, strength is everything. Without strength, everything else is just empty talk!"
Dad: "Get out of here, monsters! Get out of here, monsters!"
I'm not a heretic. "Dad, stop nagging. We're not monsters. Just listen to me and let me explain."
It took Qin Qi a long time, and with the help of White Beard, his father finally understood what a chat group was.
Dad: "Technology is so complicated nowadays. It was so much easier back when we wrote letters."
I'm not following any devious path: "Learning, research, development, and progress are the right path. Sticking to the old ways won't do."
I'm not a heretic: "I previously researched fully automated inner alchemy cultivation and the multi-inner alchemy system, and my old-fashioned master called me a heretic."
[Dad: "Inner Alchemy and Multiple Inner Alchemy System?"]
[I'm not a heretic: "In magical terms, it means creating a spirit that automatically casts magic, learns, and studies it."]
[Dad: "You're a pervert!"]
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