*Reception Hall, Land of Waves.*
Chiyo and her younger brother Ebizō sat in the room, dressed in plain clothes, their expressions grim.
"This demand from the leader of the Land of Waves… it's utterly outrageous," Ebizō muttered, his brow deeply furrowed. "He knows our Kazekage was murdered by Orochimaru, and yet he still has the audacity to set his sights on the man's daughter!"
"They say he has a thing for other people's mothers," Chiyo murmured with her head lowered. "But from the looks of it, he's got an eye on that little blonde brat too."
"It's not just her" Ebizō sighed, recalling the conversation. "Don't forget the extra condition he tacked on at the end. He wants her two brothers brought along as well…"
"Wait… both boys and girls?!" Chiyo sucked in a sharp breath.
She hadn't paid much attention before, but now that she thought about it, it was seriously weird.
"What an… unusual taste," Ebizō sighed.
"We don't really have another choice," Chiyo stood up, resigned. "For the future of the Hidden Sand, we'll just have to swallow our pride. And honestly, with that brat Hayashi Yuto it's hard to say who's really taking advantage of who."
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Pfft.
Listening in from the office, Mikoto and Kushina couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter, shooting teasing glances at Yuto.
"Hahahaha—hard to say who's really taking advantage, huh?"
"Both boys and girls, huh!"
Yuto pretended not to hear them and fiddled with the mysterious communicator, chatting with none other than Uchiha Madara.
[Dumb Snack]: Hey Madara, eaten yet?
[Magical Girl]: ??
Madara glanced at his ghostly body and got the feeling this guy was poking fun at him.
[Dumb Snack]: Ah right, my bad. Forgot—you're still technically dead. No eating for you.
[Magical Girl]: …You did that on purpose, didn't you?
[Dumb Snack]: No, no! My wives were roasting me just now, scrambled my brain for a second.
[Magical Girl]: You can't even keep a woman in line?
[Dumb Snack]: Who talks about "keeping in line"? I respect them! Arguing back would just make me look pathetic.
[Magical Girl]: Hmph… wait. Did you just say 'wives'—with an S?
[Dumb Snack]: Well, not wives yet, still just girlfriends. Three of them are here in the office right now. One's quiet, barely says a word. The other two are loud as hell.
[Magical Girl]: …You don't think you're kind of scummy? Even if I don't care about love or whatever, shouldn't you at least focus on one person?
[Dumb Snack]: You're right, ideally. But hey—life doesn't always go as planned. Kinda like your "Eye of the Moon Plan." At the end of the day it got hijacked into Black Zetsu's 'Resurrect My Mommy Plan.'
[Magical Girl]: …You bastard. Shut up!
Madara's eye twitched violently, face full of suppressed rage.
[Dumb Snack]: By the way, I've been working on a game called Valley of the End.
[Magical Girl]: ?
[Dumb Snack]: Remember that MOBA (Multiplayer Online Battle Arena Video Games) I showed you? Like that—but instead of fantasy heroes, it's shinobi from your world. It's gonna be a hit, I can feel it.
[Magical Girl]: Hmph. Show me when it's done.
[Dumb Snack]: For sure. Maybe we can even play together.
[Magical Girl]: …That's possible?
For the first time,Madara sounded genuinely intrigued. The idea of connecting with someone, even in a game, made his limbo feel a little less empty.
[Dumb Snack]: I'll try my best. Just don't get addicted, yeah? I still need you resurrected with Edo Tensei, tearing through armies, while I sit back as your empire's tactician.
[Magical Girl]: Hah! Do you truly believe I would waste away on games like a common fool?
[Trash Snack]: I believe in you, Magical Girl.
[Magical Girl]: Go to hell!
Yuto grinned ear to ear, finding joy even if his wives were making fun of him—because teasing Madara was always fun.
"Done with your little chat?" Kushina suddenly leaned close, her warm breath tickling his ear.
"Uh… yeah, just wrapped up."
Click!
Before he could react, glowing chakra handcuffs snapped onto his wrists.
Clink, clink.
Kushina and Mikoto's outfits shimmered, morphing into silver-gray ANBU uniforms, Leaf forehead protectors gleaming.
Another knock—knock, knock.
The office door opened and in stepped Uzumaki Rina, also dressed in ANBU gear, cheeks flushed red as she carried an ornate pair of scissors.
Yuto blinked, confused.
"What the hell is this…?"
"Traitor Hayashi Yuto!" Kushina slammed a foot onto the chair, grinning wickedly. "Now that you're in Konoha ANBU hands, you will cooperate fully with are interrogation!"
Yuto noticed her shoes were off—her pale toes painted bright red, wriggling up his pant leg like little fish.
Gulp.
He swallowed hard, face stiff.
"Oh-ho, looks like you don't intend to cooperate, huh?" Mikoto picked up the scissors from Rina and began snipping open the buttons of his shirt.
Her hands trembled—whether from nerves or excitement, it was hard to say.
"Mikoto-chan, you're still not used to the role," Kushina frowned. "If you can't do it, let me or Rina take over."
"N-no, I can do this!" Mikoto blurted, cutting faster, cheeks bright red.
"Lord Yuto's bare stomach…" Rina's eyes practically sparkled.
"Hey—don't get carried away," Kushina warned. "One wrong move and the game's over too soon."
No doubt about it these wives were getting way too creative. Bedroom games weren't enough anymore—now they were staging full-blown ANBU "torture" scenarios in his office.
Just as Yuto's pulse started to race in earnest
BANG BANG BANG!
A sudden knock on the door froze everyone.
"Who is it?" Kushina hissed.
"Judging by the chakra—it's Konan. Clean this mess up, quick!" Yuto whispered urgently.
Kushina exhaled in relief and hurried to open the door.
And there was Konan—who stopped dead in her tracks.
"Yuto, about the fish farm—"
She froze mid-sentence, staring at the half-dressed man in cuffs, surrounded by three ANBU-clad women. Her entire face flushed crimson on the spot.
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