Watching Zhao Wuji get closer and closer, Tang San could only use his most powerful technique.
"Second Soul Skill, Fart Accumulation!"
Tang San's second Soul Ring flashed, and his body quickly inflated.
His first Soul Ring flashed again.
"First Soul Skill,"
"Fart Like Iron, Power Up, Tang San's Fart!"
[Tang San shouted the Soul Mantra and slammed his first attack onto Zhao Wuji.]
"Change 'body' to 'groin'?"
No originality.
But that doesn't mean it can't be changed.
"Change Wuji to 'teacher', and then change Zhao to Yu."
[Tang San chanted the soul incantation, fiercely slamming his first strike onto Teacher Yu's crotch.]
In an instant, the entire plot was completely changed.
Although the free uses were finished, it didn't mean he couldn't exchange for more.
Exchanging for a basic one only required ten points.
Right now, Ye Fan had eight thousand three hundred and fifty-two points.
Spending ten points was easy, and sometimes he could even gain unexpected benefits.
Tang San had already prepared to throw the hammer in his hand.
Immediately following, his body suddenly turned, and he threw it towards Yu Xiaogang's crotch.
Yu Xiaogang hadn't reacted yet.
"Whoosh!"
Fart Like Iron, Power Up, Tang San's Fart! flew out and fiercely smashed into his crotch.
A hammer smashed down. Yu Xiaogang didn't say a word, collapsing instantly.
He clutched his stomach, groaning, "Agh, agh, agh... It hurts, it hurts!"
Ma Hongjun said softly,
"Master, no, you're already a eunuch. What's there to hurt?"
Yu Xiaogang: ...
Yu Xiaogang instantly felt even more pain, not just physical but emotional.
All pretense of the master's demeanor was gone. "Try getting hit and see if it doesn't hurt!"
On the other side, Tang San was unleashing Fart Like Iron, Power Up, Tang San's Fart! At the same time, the Fart Accumulation he had been building up also went off with a loud bang.
At this moment, Zhao Wuji's location tracking also arrived.
Bang!
Zhao Wuji felt a sense of foreboding.
He hastily canceled his positioning and tracking Soul Skill, intending to escape.
But it was too late.
Bang!
A thick, yellow stream of air slammed into Zhao Wuji's face.
The attack wasn't strong, but it was incredibly insulting.
Suddenly, a numbing sensation instantly shot through his nerves and into Zhao Wuji's brain.
He realized then,
"This fart is poisonous!"
This morning, Tang San was extremely hungry.
Especially since the cafeteria had no firewood and wasn't cooking.
He had found some wild mushrooms.
He had some basic knowledge of how to identify poison.
He saw they weren't poisonous, so he ate them.
But in reality, they were.
How could the things in the Douluo Continent world be exactly the same as in his original world?
The poison hadn't fully taken effect yet.
The two of them started fighting.
This instantly converted all the poisonous mushrooms he'd eaten into farts and released them.
"Retreat quickly!"
Ye Fan dropped a word and quickly retreated backward.
Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing also quickly followed suit.
Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, Oscar, and Flender also retreated swiftly, fearing they would be tainted by the yellow aura.
And at this moment, the yellow aura quickly spread to Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaogang's abdomen was in immense pain, and he was unable to move away at this moment.
[Yu Xiaogang saw the yellow poisonous Fart Accumulation rushing towards him, and hurriedly held his breath...]
Ye Fan saw this and directly spent ten points to change two words.
Originally, Yu Xiaogang was afraid when he saw the yellow poisonous Fart Accumulation coming towards him, but now he was relaxed, even a little expectant, and he couldn't even feel the pain in his body.
He fell to the ground in a big-character pose, extremely relaxed. He also wanted to present the character "本", "木", and "太", but his physical condition didn't allow it.
Yu Xiaogang opened his mouth towards the yellow poisonous Fart Accumulation,
A extremely powerful suction came from Yu Xiaogang's mouth. The yellow poisonous gas, like Whale Suction, formed a vortex, constantly rotating and pouring into Yu Xiaogang's mouth.
What Ye Fan changed were the words "held his breath",
But what he changed wasn't "sucking madly", How much could he suck madly?
He changed it to Whale Suction.
[Yu Xiaogang saw the yellow poisonous gas rushing towards him and hurriedly used Whale Suction...]
"Did the Grandmaster just... spin one out for everyone?"
Dai Mubai swallowed hard. He had truly never seen such a scene in his entire life.
Ma Hongjun and Oscar chimed in at this moment, "I've seen people spin beer, but I've never seen anyone spin a fart!"
"I know about water spouts, but I've never seen a person suck up a fart before,"
"As expected of the Grandmaster, this ability is just too strong. We are completely in awe!"
The girls couldn't help but burst out laughing when they saw this. Zhu Zhuqing had become much more cheerful after resolving her inner turmoil.
Zhao Wuji couldn't care less about attacking Tang San at this moment.
This scene, how often does one get to witness it in the human world?
Tang San saw this and rushed forward to stop it. How could his wife do such a thing? If he didn't hurry, the fart would be completely sucked away!
Ye Fan's changes didn't stop for a second. He just tweaked a couple of words. Tang San also rushed forward quickly.
However, what was a little different was that he released his second soul ring while rushing forward.
"Second Soul Skill, Fart Accumulation!"
Tang San's body quickly swelled up.
Then, along with the incantation of his soul spell, his first soul ring flashed. "First Soul Skill,"
Fart Like Iron, Power Up, Tang San's Fart!
He casually tossed the hammer in a random direction, but it happened to be aimed at Yu Xiaogang's back.
Bang!
Another massive surge of yellow air blasted out.
The yellow air, which Yu Xiaogang had almost completely absorbed with his Whale Suction, was refilled.
Because Ye Fan had changed the order to prevent it, he changed the prevention to a refill. Tang San, seeing this, rushed forward to refill, how could his wife do such a thing? If he didn't hurry, all the farts would be sucked up.
Yu Xiaogang continued to use Whale Suction, and when he had absorbed about half of it, Tang San refilled it again.
Following that was the third Soul Skill release.
He had a total of three Fart Powers. In other words, he could fart three times and power up twice!
Another big fart burst out. The yellow, swirling vortex grew even larger. Anyone who didn't know better would think a sandstorm had arrived.
"This Master's lung capacity is really good,"
"He can actually suck for so long."
Ye Fan was also sighing at this moment.
If Yu Xiaogang used his own abilities, he definitely couldn't do it.
Not to mention sucking for this long, Whale Suction was definitely impossible. But the system's effects were always rule-based.
The system said you could do it, so you can.
The entire village was looking at this spectacle in the sky, all of them praising the beautiful sight.
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